Apparently, he just signed on to the comany I work for.

message transcript:

Everyone,

I know normally someone else sends these welcome aboard messages out, but no one is sending out a welcome aboard message but Chuck Norris. I come to OSEC with many accomplishments under my belt, one of those being, "Invasion USA."  A little known true story about me saving the USA with two uzi's. I have been hired by many companies in the past to come in and reorganize.  Here is the first thing I am going to change.  First, the Employee of the Quarter (EOQ) and Employee of the Year (EOY) programs are over.  If you need this silly program to feel better then the rest, I will send over a box of candy and some wine. By candy I mean a RHK and by wine I mean directly to your balls.  The second thing that will be changing is each Friday, me and the PCB office will be taking over the ATF raid duties.

Welcome aboard me.

More changes to come.

Chuck

If I read that correctly, you are about to get owned.

Sorry to hear that....

i see.

hi chuck.

Spoofing e-mails is a wonderful thing!

What's the transcript of the "Hold onto your pants" email?

Quoted: I come to OSEC with many accomplishments under my belt, one of those being, "Invasion USA."  A little known true story about me saving the USA with two uzi's.

http://img146.imageshack.us/img146/5338/chucknorris01a0sh.jpg

Quoted: What's the transcript of the "Hold onto your pants" email?

Oh that? it's nothing....really.


That can be summed up with a few pictures.
this one:


Started it all.
Someone at a different location was yammering about how cool their belt was, I said it can't be as cool as mine(above pic). Which I made one rainy afternoon out of a piece of old laminate wood floor, some aluminum flashing a sack of radio shack parts i found under the sink.

It caused a challenge. The challenge was who can make the coolest belt ever. I then submitted this:






made out of vinyl and an old nintendo controller. The small pictures are game covers.

And that is the summation of 'Hold onto your pant'

So...what's up-Chuck?

Are those Captain's bars on that guitar belt buckle?

Quoted: Are those Captain's bars on that guitar belt buckle?

Oh hell no! I wouldn't direpect a military rank by using it on an arts and crafts project.

Those are parts from a circuit board

Hang a Rambo poster in your cube, just for grins.

Quoted: Quoted: I come to OSEC with many accomplishments under my belt, one of those being, "Invasion USA."  A little known true story about me saving the USA with two uzi's. img146.imageshack.us/img146/5338/chucknorris01a0sh.jpg

Those are MAC'S!



I thought he didn't need anything stronger than a good swift kick to the (Name your own body part)!