My butt itches. - AR15.COM

Posted: 2/15/2006 8:53:26 AM EDT

Since 99.99% of arfcom threads either :
1) get beat down by the DUPE gayz0rs
2) hijacked into a discussion of AR vs. AK, Wolf vs real ammo, ACU vs MARPAT
3) taken over by cry-babies (like the thread with the video of the kid by scared by the trick website) and everyone posts shit like "that was mean, scaring the poor kid like that BWAAAA, you are all dicks and that guy is a dick to"

The most successful threads are discussions about some sort of genital or rectal catastrophe.

So, I wil just say that my butt itches uncontrollably and last time I jacked off there was blood in my jizz. What does the hive mind think I should do?

Posted: 2/15/2006 8:54:18 AM EDT

[#1]

IBTL.

Posted: 2/15/2006 8:55:28 AM EDT

[#2]

Posted: 2/15/2006 8:56:51 AM EDT

[#3]

Quoted:

last time I jacked off there was blood in my jizz.

You're DEFINTELY doing it wrong.

IBTL.

Posted: 2/15/2006 8:57:05 AM EDT

[#4]

How come you don't think Wolf is real ammo?

Posted: 2/15/2006 8:57:27 AM EDT

[#5]

If it itches scratch, or you can try WASHING IT. As foar as the other

Posted: 2/15/2006 8:58:17 AM EDT

[#6]

Quoted:
Since 99.99% of arfcom threads either :
1) get beat down by the DUPE gayz0rs
2) hijacked into a discussion of AR vs. AK, Wolf vs real ammo, ACU vs MARPAT
3) taken over by cry-babies (like the thread with the video of the kid by scared by the trick website) and everyone posts shit like "that was mean, scaring the poor kid like that BWAAAA, you are all dicks and that guy is a dick to"

The most successful threads are discussions about some sort of genital or rectal catastrophe.

So, I wil just say that my butt itches uncontrollably and last time I jacked off there was blood in my jizz. What does the hive mind think I should do?

Edit/delete this post before you get banned.

Posted: 2/15/2006 8:59:37 AM EDT

[#7]

ibtl

Posted: 2/15/2006 8:59:50 AM EDT

[#8]

IBTL

Posted: 2/15/2006 9:00:50 AM EDT

[#9]

are you sure you're armed?

Posted: 2/15/2006 9:01:10 AM EDT

[#10]

Quoted:
Quoted:

last time I jacked off there was blood in my jizz.

You're DEFINTELY doing it wrong.

IBTL.

I would hope he realized that.

Posted: 2/15/2006 9:01:24 AM EDT

[#11]

Quoted:
What does the hive mind think I should do?

Find a new place to hang out.

Posted: 2/15/2006 9:01:46 AM EDT

[#12]

Rule 7--thread and account locked.

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