Disclammer:  This is done out of boordom and free time.


I don't mind it when people make an honist living but as of late the scammers are starting to get on my nerves.

Internet lotto (none exzist as of late as far as I know) has scammed numerous people out of collective millions.  

Now this...

From: "Mark Chris" <[email protected]> THIS IS AN OFFICIAL NOTIFICATION OF FUNDS DEPOSITED IN YOUR NAME AND THIS IS NOT A SALES SOLICITATION OR SPAM. I represent MARK & CHRIS LLF, a law firm that arranges untraceable asset management and safekeeping of special and valuable packages and baggage in trust for reputable clients that are honest and trustworthy. We wish to inform you of the availability of a safe deposit box with a Security firm for which you have been listed as the beneficiary, a benefactor whose identity can not be disclosed because of the Non Circumvention and Non Disclosure Agreement that was signed with the said benefactor when the safe deposit box was being deposited, made you the beneficiary of a box which contains some amount of money and instructed clearly that you should only be notified of its availability after the expiration of the maturity date and that time has already elapsed, that is why you are being contacted. The Non Circumvention and Non Disclosure Agreement signed with the benefactor mandates us to fully divulge and disclose the benefactor's identity one month after you, the beneficiary, has confirmed receipt of the funds. The funds in the safe deposit box totals £2.5M (Two million five hundred thousand British Pound Sterling) and we confirm that these funds are fully free of any liens, or encumbrances and are clean, clear and of non-criminal origin and are available in the form of CASH. The monies have been declared as Family Documents instead of CASH. The Security Company does not know the true contents of the box and you must not disclose the information to them or to anybody whatsoever. You are hereby advised to reconfirm your Full Contact Information for verification with information contained in our computer database as well as other relevant information in the format stated below. As soon as the information is confirmed with that provided by your benefactor, you will be notified immediately with instructions necessary for you to arrangements and pick up the safe deposit box from the security company. We at Mark & Chris LLF, want to state clearly that our job will be to monitor the claim, give assistance where necessary and also advice you on behalf of your benefactor. We cannot be directly involved in the claim, you will have to arrange directly with the Security company on the best and safest way for you to pick up your money as soon as possible. The Requested Information is to ensure that no mistake or error is made and it should be forwarded in the manner stated below: Your Full Name:   ___________________________________ Your Complete Address:    ___________________________________ Name of City of Residence:  ___________________________________ Age     ___________________________________ Occupation   ___________________________________ Direct Telephone Number:   ___________________________________ Direct Fax Number:   ___________________________________ The Telephone & Fax numbers are very necessary as they will be forwarded to the Security company staff, and forms faxed to you before the funds would be handed over to you so as to ensure that the package is handed over to the right person. So,its mandatory you send your Direct Telephone Number preferably your Mobile or Cell Phone Number. Congratulations in advance. Thank you and I sincerely remain Mark Chris MARK & CHRIS LLF

When people try and make dishonist living off of other people's expense then that's the real limit.  This is in a way an attempt at theft and therefore I say for sending this "notification" the peson should be arrested and Jailed for a time.  

I'm not a nice person... but I play one on TV

If you want you can paste some of your "offical notifications" or other scammer letters here.  I want to see what else the scammers have posted.

Nigerian money laundering scheme, or variation thereof.

Somewhere, someone will fall for it. I used to keep all of mine in a file; now I just delete them.

Is the benefactor's name Haversham?