What's the difference between an absolute hottie and a real dog?

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Posted: 2/10/2006 5:48:31 PM EDT

I'll post my answer a little later.

Posted: 2/10/2006 5:49:17 PM EDT

[#1]

A six pack?

Posted: 2/10/2006 5:52:16 PM EDT

[#2]

a tail.

Posted: 2/10/2006 5:53:22 PM EDT

[#3]

Quoted:
A six pack?

And a twelve pack!

Posted: 2/10/2006 5:53:32 PM EDT

[#4]

if your friends are with you..

friends with you = not so hot..

friends not with you = it will do

Posted: 2/10/2006 5:54:02 PM EDT

[#5]

about 50 pounds.....

Posted: 2/10/2006 5:54:28 PM EDT

[#6]

Whether or not the lights are on...

Posted: 2/10/2006 5:56:09 PM EDT

[#7]

Quoted:
if your friends are with you..

friends with you = not so hot..

friends not with you = it will do

We have a winner here.

If you were NOT seen leaving the bar with her, she was a stoned fox.

OTOH, no matter how foxy she is, if you're seen leaving the bar with her, she's just some Sea Hag you picked up when you were hammered.

Posted: 2/10/2006 5:56:30 PM EDT

[#8]

Yes, it is amazing some of the women we score around 1 or 2 AM on a Friday or Saturday night...

I still have nightmares from one (married her for 10 years)

Posted: 2/10/2006 5:59:20 PM EDT

[#9]

Quoted:
Quoted:
if your friends are with you..

friends with you = not so hot..

friends not with you = it will do

We have a winner here.

If you were NOT seen leaving the bar with her, she was a stoned fox.

OTOH, no matter how foxy she is, if you're seen leaving the bar with her, she's just some Sea Hag you picked up when you were hammered.

cool! what do i win?

Posted: 2/10/2006 6:00:12 PM EDT

[#10]

Quoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:
if your friends are with you..

friends with you = not so hot..

friends not with you = it will do

We have a winner here.

If you were NOT seen leaving the bar with her, she was a stoned fox.

OTOH, no matter how foxy she is, if you're seen leaving the bar with her, she's just some Sea Hag you picked up when you were hammered.

cool! what do i win?

You win a date with the REAL DOG.

Posted: 2/10/2006 6:05:42 PM EDT

[#11]

Posture.

Seriously, how a woman carries herself is the deal maker or breaker.

Personality, too, for me. If I can't hold a meaningful conversation, I'm not interested.

JOE

Posted: 2/10/2006 6:10:06 PM EDT

[#12]

I've always said nakedness is the real equalizer.

There are chicks with average faces and so-so clothes that you wouldn't think twice about with the clothes on that turn out to have incredible bodies.

These are the ideal targets in the bar.

Posted: 2/10/2006 6:11:29 PM EDT

[#13]

Quoted:
I've always said nakedness is the real equalizer.

There are chicks with average faces and so-so clothes that you wouldn't think twice about with the clothes on that turn out to have incredible bodies.

These are the ideal targets in the bar.

You sir, are a gentleman and a scholar.

G

Posted: 2/10/2006 6:15:36 PM EDT

[#14]

Make Up?

Posted: 2/10/2006 6:22:27 PM EDT

[#15]

They all look better through the bottom of a glass, and
they all look like sisters from the bottom.

Posted: 2/10/2006 6:30:01 PM EDT

[#16]

Paper or plastic?

Posted: 2/10/2006 6:34:29 PM EDT

[#17]

Quoted:
Make Up?

i31.photobucket.com/albums/c375/Navajozorro/makeup.jpg

Man, Pamela looks like crap without makeup... I guess Kid Rock got tired of seeing that every morning...

Posted: 2/10/2006 6:34:31 PM EDT

[#18]

Hottie: Not putting out for anyone.

Dog: Fucks like a wildcat.

Hottie: Spend all your money and don't even get a kiss on the cheek

Dog: She buys you dinner then blows and fucks your socks off all night.

Hottie: No sex and she tells all her friends what a lousy lay you are.

Dog: She fucks you all night long and tells her friends that you're a God in bed.

Hottie: Can't cook and isn't interested in learning how.

Dog: Will buy the ingredients, cook you the best dinner of you life and blow you from under the table while you eat.

Marry an ugly woman, you won't regret it. I married a beautiful one, home coming queen, captain of the cheerleading team, etc. etc., and spent the next 10 years regretting it.

Posted: 2/10/2006 6:35:03 PM EDT

[#19]

Make can make a hottie out of a six packer!

Posted: 2/10/2006 6:36:02 PM EDT

[#20]

makeup and a case of Sam Adams

Posted: 2/10/2006 6:39:21 PM EDT

[#21]

Make sure you bring a bag for when you wake up in the morning!!!

I have one more coming up!

Posted: 2/10/2006 6:42:29 PM EDT

[#22]

What make a woman hot or not, beside make up????
IS she a Republican or a Democrate!!!!

All done!!

Posted: 2/10/2006 6:42:30 PM EDT

[#23]

Quoted:
Make sure you bring a bag for when you wake up in the morning!!!

i31.photobucket.com/albums/c375/Navajozorro/makup3.jpg

I have one more coming up!

Oh, come on, the ones on the left are ok... Stop getting all the Victoria Secret catolog pages sticky

Posted: 2/10/2006 6:44:27 PM EDT

[#24]

Quoted:
I've always said nakedness is the real equalizer.

There are chicks with average faces and so-so clothes that you wouldn't think twice about with the clothes on that turn out to have incredible bodies.

These are the ideal targets in the bar.

I had my share of those. We called them "butter faces" Everything looked good but-her-face.

Posted: 2/10/2006 6:55:54 PM EDT

[#25]

Quoted:
Make Up?

i31.photobucket.com/albums/c375/Navajozorro/makeup.jpg

Posted: 2/10/2006 6:59:25 PM EDT

[#26]

Quoted:
Quoted:
Make Up?

i31.photobucket.com/albums/c375/Navajozorro/makeup.jpg

i1.tinypic.com/nl98u8.jpg

hmm.. i guess some ladies just look better with facial hair..

Posted: 2/10/2006 6:59:34 PM EDT

[#27]

Quoted:
What make a woman hot or not, beside make up????

IS she a Republican or a Democrate!!!!

i31.photobucket.com/albums/c375/Navajozorro/GOPvsDEMOwomen.jpg

All done!!