Heres how a typical show goes.
1. Maury brings out LaShaunda, Keyldwada, Mercedes, or her cacasion white trash equivalent.
2. Said female begin to tell the torrid tell of lust, pregnancy, abandonment, and of the man she
believes is the baby's father.
3. Said accused man is show in a short video clip using quick cuts, odd angles, and is usually against a dark backdrop or urban landscape. The male usually says things like: "That ho is crazy, Aint no way I'm that baby's daddy" "bitch when this is over stay away from me."
4. The brain-dead audience quickly boo's and hisses the man.
5. Maury then show a picture of the baby compared the man in question.
6. The audience then on cue, oohs and awws the ugly little bastard.
7. Man is brought out amid audience backlash of boos.
8. The tension is drawn out for a couple of minutes.
9. Finally Maury read the results, which is 80% of the time: DEMARIQUIS you are NOT THE FATHER.
10. Now the woman runs backstage in tears saying "I was sure he da father".
11. repeat 20x until loser is found.
12. Maury goes to the bank $$$$$$$$ then goes home and hits that asian poontang.