Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with
a loose woman

The priest asks, Is that you, little Johnny Parisi?
Yes, Father it is.

And who was the woman you were with?
I can't tell you, Father. I don't want to ruin her
reputation.

Well, Johnny, I'm sure to find out her name sooner
or later, so
you may as well tell me now. Was it Tina Minetti?
I cannot say.

Was it Teresa Volpe?
I'll never tell.

Was it Nina Capeli?
I'm sorry but I cannot name her.

Was it Cathy Piriano?
My lips are sealed.

Was it Rosa Di Angelo, then?
Please, Father, I cannot tell you.

The priest sighs in frustration.
You're very tight lipped, Johnny Parisi
and I admire that. But you've sinned and have to
atone.
You cannot attend church services for 4 months.
Now you go and behave yourself.



Johnny walks back to his pew, and his friend Nino
slides over and whispers, What'd you get?



Four months vacation and five good leads...