Local Bar Offering Best Special Ever On Valentine's Day!!!!!! UPDATED I WENT! PG2

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Posted: 2/8/2006 10:06:53 PM EDT

Alright, I saw an ad for this tonight...

A local bar in Champaign will be offering the coolest thing I might ever experience in college on Feb 14th, Valentine's Day.

It's Called the Lingerie Masquerade Ball. Chicks get in with no cover if they wear lingerie and there's a free coat check too. Also, each guy gets "Clybourne (name of the bar) Cash" to pass out to the ladies and the lady with the most cash at the end of the night wins a Victoria's Secret Shopping Spree.

So here's the way I see this... There are going to be alot of very single, very available women at a bar wearing next to nothing wanting to talk to me to get my cash, and maybe I can work some of my charm and find a Valentine. This has got to be the best idea yet. I will update this topic when I get back from the bar on Tuesday.

Posted: 2/8/2006 10:14:36 PM EDT

[#1]

So here's the way I see this... There are going to be alot of very single, very available women at a bar wearing next to nothing wanting to talk to me to get my cash, and maybe I can work some of my charm and find a Valentine. This has got to be the best idea yet. I will update this topic when I get back from the bar on Tuesday.

No way it'll be one big sausage fest.

Posted: 2/8/2006 10:15:23 PM EDT

[#2]

Quoted:
So here's the way I see this... There are going to be alot of very single, very available women at a bar wearing next to nothing wanting to talk to me to get my cash, and maybe I can work some of my charm and find a Valentine. This has got to be the best idea yet. I will update this topic when I get back from the bar on Tuesday.

No way it'll be one big sausage fest.

I think you might be right... but alas there is only one way to find out...

Posted: 2/8/2006 10:17:34 PM EDT

[#3]

doormen are a godsend when it comes to male:female ratios.

Posted: 2/8/2006 10:20:29 PM EDT

[#4]

Fat chicks wearing very little and tons of dudes.

Posted: 2/8/2006 10:33:49 PM EDT

[#5]

Quoted:
doormen are a godsend when it comes to male:female ratios.

Knowing the doorman.... priceless.

Posted: 2/8/2006 10:35:36 PM EDT

[#6]

From what i hear the best place to be is at a bar where the male strippers have just finished their act.

Posted: 2/8/2006 10:40:13 PM EDT

[#7]

I expect that a secondary title for this night would be...

"Night of the neverending cocktease"
that means tag

Posted: 2/8/2006 10:43:15 PM EDT

[#8]

Quoted:
Quoted:
doormen are a godsend when it comes to male:female ratios.

Knowing the doorman.... priceless.

amen to that

Posted: 2/8/2006 10:46:56 PM EDT

[#9]

Quoted:
I expect that a secondary title for this night would be...

"Night of the neverending cocktease"
that means tag

+1
+1

Posted: 2/8/2006 11:01:41 PM EDT

[#10]

You're taking your camera, yes?

Posted: 2/8/2006 11:06:22 PM EDT

[#11]

Quoted:
doormen are a godsend when it comes to male:female ratios.

Yeah, as long as you have money or know somebody. Otherwise you get to watch the party from outside.

Fortunately, I know some people.

Posted: 2/8/2006 11:06:53 PM EDT

[#12]

Quoted:
Quoted:
doormen are a godsend when it comes to male:female ratios.

Knowing the doorman.... priceless.

big +1

Posted: 2/8/2006 11:17:19 PM EDT

[#13]

Quoted:
You're taking your camera, yes?

I'll make a deal... if I bring a camera the pics are going to BOTD for real... sooooooo I could only post them in the team forum... but alas, I'm not a team member, hint hint.

Posted: 2/8/2006 11:22:04 PM EDT

[#14]

Roger that.

Posted: 2/8/2006 11:22:55 PM EDT

[#15]

Quoted:
If you take a camera and grab some worthy material, IM them to me, I'll share with a few members, and if WORTHY, I'm sure I can garner enough donors to pony up a membership fee.

Trust me, the chicks I know that have already told me they plan on going will be enough to keep you guys smiling for a very, very long time.

Posted: 2/8/2006 11:28:25 PM EDT

[#16]

Quoted:
Quoted:
You're taking your camera, yes?

I'll make a deal... if I bring a camera the pics are going to BOTD for real... sooooooo I could only post them in the team forum... but alas, I'm not a team member, hint hint.

Why go hint hint, wink wink when you can just post them up at Pie Universe...the arfcom retreat.

Posted: 2/9/2006 12:09:21 AM EDT

[#17]

I have a real Irish bar in my patrol area.

The owner is Irish and she has her Hot, young (college age), female, Irish relitives come to the states to work the week of St. Patty's Day.

I always check in after closing to see if they are OK.

I hate my job , sometimes.

_____________________________

Posted: 2/9/2006 1:13:37 AM EDT

[#18]

Quoted:
I have a real Irish bar in my patrol area.

The owner is Irish and she has her Hot, young (college age), female, Irish relitives come to the states to work the week of St. Patty's Day. I always check in after closing to see if they are OK.

I hate my job , sometimes.

Local Irish pub/restruant downtown from me does similar. They get Irish women a solid job in the US working at the restraunt so that they have an easier time getting their work visa. They scout for the hotness. We get hot chicks with a lilt, they get a visa and a job. Not a bad trade if you ask me.

Besides, they're just doing waitressing jobs Americans don't want to.

Posted: 2/9/2006 6:00:23 AM EDT

[#19]

Quoted:
From what i hear the best place to be is at a bar where the male strippers have just finished their act.

So true.

Posted: 2/9/2006 6:01:28 AM EDT

[#20]

Quoted:
I have a real Irish bar in my patrol area.

The owner is Irish and she has her Hot, young (college age), female, Irish relitives come to the states to work the week of St. Patty's Day. I always check in after closing to see if they are OK.

I hate my job , sometimes.
_____________________________

img.photobucket.com/albums/v323/Colt_SBR/57985sm.gif

Need some backup?

Posted: 2/9/2006 8:30:20 AM EDT

[#21]

Quoted:
Quoted:
I have a real Irish bar in my patrol area.

The owner is Irish and she has her Hot, young (college age), female, Irish relitives come to the states to work the week of St. Patty's Day. I always check in after closing to see if they are OK.

I hate my job , sometimes.
_____________________________

img.photobucket.com/albums/v323/Colt_SBR/57985sm.gif

Need some backup?

No thanks, I've got ~~them~~ it covered.

Their accent melts me, every time. I love a beautiful woman with a sexy accent.

______________________

Posted: 2/9/2006 8:39:37 AM EDT

[#22]

If I wear lingerie can I get in for free?

Posted: 2/9/2006 8:54:33 AM EDT

[#23]

pics

Posted: 2/9/2006 8:59:20 AM EDT

[#24]

Quoted:
Alright, I saw an ad for this tonight...

A local bar in Champaign will be offering the coolest thing I might ever experience in college on Feb 14th, Valentine's Day.

I'm originally from Rantoul and spent a lot of time in Champaign! Gotta love those heart shaped pizzas from Garcia's!

Lois

Posted: 2/9/2006 9:03:31 AM EDT

[#25]

I will verify that Illini gets rep for this. I too saw the ads. However, there will be ladies and a line 3 blocks long like there is every night. Also, the doormen will make sure the guy to girl ratio is 2 to 1 for sure.

Posted: 2/9/2006 9:07:29 AM EDT

[#26]

Everytime I've been to anything close to that it was nothing more than a sausage fest.

Posted: 2/9/2006 9:07:30 AM EDT

[#27]

we had a this a few weeks ago at the club I work at. All ladies who came in their 'pajamas' got in for free (local ladies are always free.....it was just a reason for them to dress sluttier then they are usually able to)........it was heaven..
Only bad part was that the casino we are located in wasnt that excited about seeing hot chicks running around wearing gstrings and bras covered by see-thru teddys...so they kicked alot of girls out.

Posted: 2/9/2006 9:57:34 AM EDT

[#28]

Quoted:
So here's the way I see this... There are going to be alot of very single, very available women at a bar wearing next to nothing wanting to talk to me to get my cash, and maybe I can work some of my charm and find a Valentine. This has got to be the best idea yet. I will update this topic when I get back from the bar on Tuesday.

No way it'll be one big sausage fest.

Sounds like it.

Also sounds like a strip club without the boobies and dry-humping. Scantily-clad women talking to you and pretending to like you in order to get your 'cash'.

Posted: 2/9/2006 11:59:13 AM EDT

[#29]

Quoted:
Quoted:
So here's the way I see this... There are going to be alot of very single, very available women at a bar wearing next to nothing wanting to talk to me to get my cash, and maybe I can work some of my charm and find a Valentine. This has got to be the best idea yet. I will update this topic when I get back from the bar on Tuesday.

No way it'll be one big sausage fest.

Sounds like it.

Also sounds like a strip club without the boobies and dry-humping. Scantily-clad women talking to you and pretending to like you in order to get your 'cash'.

+1 but it should be amature night version.
Go out and meet a nice girl and buy her a nice dinner and give her, her own victoria secret shopping spree. If you like her let her stick around. If not well you can say C Ya.

Posted: 2/9/2006 12:05:35 PM EDT

[#30]

Quoted:
Quoted:
So here's the way I see this... There are going to be alot of very single, very available women at a bar wearing next to nothing wanting to talk to me to get my cash, and maybe I can work some of my charm and find a Valentine. This has got to be the best idea yet. I will update this topic when I get back from the bar on Tuesday.

No way it'll be one big sausage fest.

I think you might be right... but alas there is only one way to find out...

Yep, you have to go and report back.

Posted: 2/9/2006 12:12:22 PM EDT

[#31]

Couple of ugly toades wearing next to nothing and bar full of ugly horny dogs who wish they were blind.

Posted: 2/14/2006 5:07:24 PM EDT

[#32]

btt... I'm going in boys, wish me luck.

Posted: 2/14/2006 5:14:03 PM EDT

[#33]

SWORD FIGHT!

I'm guessing it's going to be a bad male to female ratio. Gotta give the bar credit for trying though.

ETA: Good luck, I hope we are wrong.

Posted: 2/14/2006 5:42:58 PM EDT

[#34]

Quoted:
Quoted:
If you take a camera and grab some worthy material, IM them to me, I'll share with a few members, and if WORTHY, I'm sure I can garner enough donors to pony up a membership fee.

Trust me, the chicks I know that have already told me they plan on going will be enough to keep you guys smiling for a very, very long time.

you do know this is arfcom and most of the people here have very low standards?

Posted: 2/14/2006 5:50:18 PM EDT

[#35]

Tagged for outcome!

Posted: 2/15/2006 9:49:02 PM EDT

[#36]

Well, sorry for the wait, but I had to walk my hungover self to the ER this morning... Long story short, I said a very cheesy pick up line and got slapped. Everything would be ok, had I not broken my jaw last november requiring a plate a four screws to be placed on my chin. The smack hurt... alot, and I was still in serious pain this morning. Doc says everything is ok though and gave me alot of viocnin (sp) to take for the next few days for the pain to go down.

For the record the line was, "I'd buy you a drink, but I'd just get jealous of the straw."

Posted: 2/15/2006 9:51:40 PM EDT

[#37]

Originally Posted By Illinigunner21

For the record the line was, "I'd buy you a drink, but I'd just get jealous of the straw."

Good work Romeo! LOL!

Posted: 2/15/2006 9:52:16 PM EDT

[#38]

HILARIOUS! Best.. Valentines Day Thread.. EVER!

Posted: 2/15/2006 11:44:52 PM EDT

[#39]

Quoted:
Well, sorry for the wait, but I had to walk my hungover self to the ER this morning... Long story short, I said a very cheesy pick up line and got slapped. Everything would be ok, had I not broken my jaw last november requiring a plate a four screws to be placed on my chin. The smack hurt... alot, and I was still in serious pain this morning. Doc says everything is ok though and gave me alot of viocnin (sp) to take for the next few days for the pain to go down.

For the record the line was, "I'd buy you a drink, but I'd just get jealous of the straw."

OWNED!