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Posted: 2/7/2006 9:57:39 PM EDT
User 1 - Tell him to sit down, cross his legs, put his hands behind his back and interlock his fingers.   If he doesn't comply, shoot him in an limb. Repeat, until subject complies.

User 2-  Exactly. You're the one with the gun; you're in control of the situation.

Oh man, I cant stop laughing.
Link Posted: 2/7/2006 10:02:46 PM EDT
[#1]


You've just had your door smashed in by a robber and he's going to comply with your commands and you're going to be so fucking cool under those circumstances that you can accurately shoot individual limbs?

What a fucktard.  I'll bet you 100 bucks that the only thing he could hit under those conditions would be the nearest wall, floor or ceiling (and be damned lucky to do that!)
Link Posted: 2/7/2006 10:03:38 PM EDT
[#2]
I bet that he wouldn't be able to chamber a round
Link Posted: 2/7/2006 10:04:23 PM EDT
[#3]
Tell them to shoot first and then give commands.
Link Posted: 2/7/2006 10:05:27 PM EDT
[#4]
And, a lot of people think that taking Karate\Kung Fu means you are the guaranteed winner of a fight too
Link Posted: 2/7/2006 10:06:07 PM EDT
[#5]
Link Posted: 2/7/2006 10:06:25 PM EDT
[#6]
The guy "in charge" would probably wet himself or worse...
Link Posted: 2/7/2006 10:09:56 PM EDT
[#7]


That would be the likely outcome of their plans.
Link Posted: 2/7/2006 10:10:47 PM EDT
[#8]

Quoted:
Tell them to shoot first and then give commands.



+1. If a crew invades my house, it's doubtful the survivor(s) will be able to pick me out of a voice lineup.
Link Posted: 2/7/2006 10:25:03 PM EDT
[#9]
I'm gonna shoot him three times the yell at him to shut the fuck up. That way the cops will all think I must have been scared and I will not get in trouble.
Link Posted: 2/7/2006 10:28:05 PM EDT
[#10]
Step one: Double tap chest, call police, give police statement, ask for number to good carpet cleaners from cops. Go back to bed.
Link Posted: 2/7/2006 10:42:13 PM EDT
[#11]
I have loud speakers thru out my two story home, if someone breaks in I'll hit the switch and a recording will play of my 12gauge being racked, it's on a loop. That way they'll die from fright before they can do anything
Link Posted: 2/7/2006 10:43:07 PM EDT
[#12]
Link Posted: 2/7/2006 10:50:49 PM EDT
[#13]

Quoted:
I bet that he wouldn't be able to chamber a round



Yep. It's hard to chamber a round when the keys to your gun lock is on your key ring in the kitchen.
Link Posted: 2/7/2006 10:51:11 PM EDT
[#14]

Quoted:
I'm gonna shoot him three times the yell at him to shut the fuck up. That way the cops will all think I must have been scared and I will not get in trouble.





Link Posted: 2/7/2006 10:51:59 PM EDT
[#15]
ok wtf is up with the owl shit?? they are crackin me up
Link Posted: 2/7/2006 10:57:50 PM EDT
[#16]
Link Posted: 2/7/2006 11:18:47 PM EDT
[#17]
Link Posted: 2/7/2006 11:19:48 PM EDT
[#18]

Quoted:
hieunguyen85.home.comcast.net/buttsecks.jpg

That would be the likely outcome of their plans.



Link Posted: 2/7/2006 11:25:15 PM EDT
[#19]
http://www.handguncontrolinc.org/snivel.htm
Link Posted: 2/7/2006 11:47:23 PM EDT
[#20]

Quoted:
http://www.handguncontrolinc.org/snivel.htm



rofl
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