Lone Ranger Captured

[ARCHIVED THREAD] - Lone Ranger Captured

Posted: 2/7/2006 3:15:36 PM EDT

The Lone Ranger was ambushed and captured by an enemy Indian war party.

The Indian Chief proclaims, "So, you are the great Lone Ranger. In honor of
the Harvest Festival, you will be executed in three days. But, before I
kill you, I will grant you three requests. What is your first request?"

The Lone Ranger responds, "I'd like to speak to my horse."

The Chief nods and Silver is brought before the Lone Ranger, who whispers
in Silver's ear and the horse gallops away. Later that evening, Silver
returns with a beautiful blonde woman on his back.

As the Indian Chief watches, the blonde enters the Lone Ranger's tent and
spends the night.

The next morning the Indian Chief admits he's impressed. "You have a very
fine and loyal horse but I will still kill you in two days. What is your
second request?"

The Lone Ranger again asks to speak to his horse. Silver is brought to him,
and he again whispers in the horse's ear. As before, Silver takes off
across the plains and disappears over the horizon.

Later that evening, to the Chief's surprise, Silver again returns, this
time with a brunette, even more attractive than the blonde. She enters the
Lone Ranger's tent and spends the night.

The following morning the Indian Chief is again impressed. "You are indeed
a man of many talents but I still kill you tomorrow. "What is your last
request?"

The Lone Ranger responds, "I'd like to speak to my horse....alone."

The Chief is curious but he agrees and Silver is brought to the Lone
Ranger's tent.

Once they're alone, the Lone Ranger grabs Silver by both ears, looks him
square in the eye and says, "Listen very carefully you dumb horse. For the
last time . . . BRING POSSEEEE!!!!"

Posted: 2/7/2006 3:49:35 PM EDT

[#1]

Good one dude!!!
Got to like a good joke!!!

Posted: 2/7/2006 3:50:20 PM EDT

[#2]

Dude, OLLLLLLLD! Still funny though!

Posted: 2/7/2006 5:15:00 PM EDT

[#3]

Tonto, we're completly surrounded by indians,what are we going to do? What do you mean WE white man?

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