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Posted: 2/4/2006 6:45:58 AM EDT
Happy 29th to myself.  
Link Posted: 2/4/2006 6:48:49 AM EDT
[#1]

Quoted:
Happy 29th to myself.  



NO SHIT!!!

Happy 34th to me!!

Apparently February 4th is an excellent day!!


Link Posted: 2/4/2006 6:49:32 AM EDT
[#2]
Catch up to the sun, yet?
Link Posted: 2/4/2006 6:50:22 AM EDT
[#3]

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Happy 29th to myself.  



Thats what my dad said on his 40th.  

Wouldn't be fudging the numbers a little, would you?

Happy Birthday anway!
Link Posted: 2/4/2006 6:50:40 AM EDT
[#4]
One year from now, a Gypsy lady with no teeth will knock on your door, and when you open it, she'll give you the Evil Eye, and say "Thiiiiiiiiiiirrrrrtyyyy... Thiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiirrrrtyyyyy," and your hair will fall out, your gut will expand, your earholes and nostrils will grow long hair, and your vision will forever blur.

Enjoy your youngness... while it lasts!

Happy 29th.
Link Posted: 2/4/2006 6:51:18 AM EDT
[#5]

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Happy 29th to myself.  



Have fun, at least yours is on a weekend
Link Posted: 2/4/2006 6:55:24 AM EDT
[#6]
Oh yeah, Happy B-day.

Remember, when someone asks you how old you are, you reply...

"I'm the perfect age."

Them:  "The perfect age?"

"Yep, old enough to know what to do, and young enough to still do it well."

Link Posted: 2/4/2006 6:56:58 AM EDT
[#7]
I hit 35 on the 11th.

 Dead man walking.
Link Posted: 2/4/2006 7:00:31 AM EDT
[#8]
The sun is the same, in the relative way, but you're older.
Link Posted: 2/4/2006 7:01:52 AM EDT
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and your hair will fall out,



Started falling out a long time ago


your gut will expand,


I've lost 40 lbs. over the last year


your earholes and nostrils will grow long hair,


Started happening a couple of years ago


and your vision will forever blur.


My vision has been blurry for 20 years

Link Posted: 2/4/2006 7:05:26 AM EDT
[#10]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Happy 29th to myself.  



NO SHIT!!!

Happy 34th to me!!

Apparently February 4th is an excellent day!!




Happy Birthday to you both.  
Link Posted: 2/4/2006 7:07:33 AM EDT
[#11]
For men, 30 is nothing.  It's 40 that hurts and 50 is a deep, dull, pain. Trust me though, the best is yet to come.
Link Posted: 2/4/2006 7:09:01 AM EDT
[#12]
Celebrated(what I could) the 27th aniversary of my 39th birthday.

Mild Bill
Link Posted: 2/4/2006 7:12:57 AM EDT
[#13]
Me too.

I turned 48 yesterday.

Body parts are wearing out.  I'm becoming more and more forgetful and scatter-brained.  The only thing getting better is the sex.

Link Posted: 2/4/2006 7:32:50 AM EDT
[#14]
Happy B-Day!

Enjoy youth while you can.

Danny
Link Posted: 2/4/2006 7:52:02 AM EDT
[#15]
Every year is getting shorter, never seem to find the time.
Link Posted: 2/4/2006 8:14:04 AM EDT
[#16]
Happy Birthda  Burley
Link Posted: 2/4/2006 8:33:11 AM EDT
[#17]

Quoted:
Every year is getting shorter, never seem to find the time.



Plans that either come to naught, or half a page of scribbled lines
Hanging on in quiet desperation is the English way
The time is gone, the song is over, thought I'd something more to say

[shift to: Breath (reprise)]
Link Posted: 2/4/2006 8:49:12 AM EDT
[#18]
Hit 26 on the 10th.  Yay it will be another lame day
Link Posted: 2/4/2006 9:14:27 AM EDT
[#19]
Happy one year closer to assuming room temperature day to you

GM
Link Posted: 2/4/2006 12:27:40 PM EDT
[#20]

Quoted: Happy 29th to myself.  
Don't be so negative!  You're one year closer to God.
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