Been one of those mornings.  Thought I'd Post/Read some jokes to get back into the day.  Post 'em if you got 'em.  This is an oldie, but still a decent chuckle...
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A young punker gets on the cross-town bus. He's got spiked, multi-colored hair that's green, purple and orange. His clothes are a tattered mix of rags, his legs are bare and he's without shoes. His face and ears are riddled with pierced jewelry and his earrings are big bright feathers.

He sits down in the only vacant seat, directly across from an old man who just glares at him for about ten miles. Finally the punk gets self conscious and spits at the old man: "What 're you starin' at you old fart, didn't you ever do anything wild when you were young?!"

Without missing a beat the old man replies: "Yeah. Back when I was in the Navy I got real drunk in Singapore and screwed a parrot. I thought maybe you was my son."

Stealth,

Good one.  I got a chuckle out of it.

I got a good laugh, Thanks Stealth [:)]

Thank you for that, It's lunch time, I've been up to my ears in trouble all morning and lucky I found this - just made it all go away!!!

[b][size=6]BAHAHAHAHAHA![/SIZE=6][/B]
Thanks for a GOOD LAUGH! I will be retelling
this one for a while.[smoke]