I'm telling ya, you can't make stuff like this up!!!!! ROFLMAO!!!!

[ARCHIVED THREAD] - I'm telling ya, you can't make stuff like this up!!!!! ROFLMAO!!!!

Posted: 2/3/2006 11:20:23 AM EDT

From our local newspaper (The Daily Sentinel, Grand Junction, CO), Thursday Feb 2, 2006

POT THEFT REPORT LEADS TO MAN'S ARREST.

OREM, UTAH - A man who called police to report his marijuana was stolen was arrested after police recovered the pot and invited him to come to the Public Safety Building to identify it.

Kory C. Tippetts, 18, of Orem, was arrested and booked into the Utah County Jail for investigation of possession of marijuana in a drug-free zone with intent to distribute, police said Tuesday.

Tippetts called police Monday evening after someone broke a window, got cut on the glass and crawled into his home while he was away. He told police the only thing missing was a quarter pound bag of marijuana he was selling.

Tippetts also told officers that a man called him about buying some marijuana earlier in the day, but Tippetts was on his way to work and told the caller no. He gave police the caller's name.

Officers found Richard W. Hight, 23, at his mother's home in Provo, where they recovered 6 ounces of marijuana.

Hight had a cut on his arm and blood soaked pants, police said.

He was arrested for investigation of burglary, theft and possession of marijuana in a drug-free zone with intent to distribute and booked into the Utah jail.

Posted: 2/3/2006 11:21:43 AM EDT

[#1]

Pot Heads

Posted: 2/3/2006 11:22:00 AM EDT

[#2]

Jails are full of idiots.

Posted: 2/3/2006 11:23:03 AM EDT

[#3]

In Before Wolfman97

Posted: 2/3/2006 11:23:40 AM EDT

[#4]

I was watching COPS one night. A crackhead looking woman flagged down an officer and said that a guy had stolen her $20. After a little talking the lady admitted the $20 was for buying crack.

Gotta love stupid people

Posted: 2/3/2006 11:24:29 AM EDT

[#5]

The vast majority of burglars are too stupid or lazy to make a living doing honest work, most of them are functionally illiterate, and the pot heads don't have too many brain cells left.

Posted: 2/3/2006 11:25:23 AM EDT

[#6]

should have stored in the drug zone!

Posted: 2/3/2006 11:25:57 AM EDT

[#7]

Quoted:

He was arrested for investigation of burglary, theft and possession of marijuana in a drug-free zone with intent to distribute and booked into the Utah jail.

What a dummy! He should have hid the stolen stash in a drugs-are-OK zone.

Posted: 2/3/2006 11:26:10 AM EDT

[#8]

Can't blame the guy, he probably thought it was legal now with all the people wanting it and other drugs to be legal!

Posted: 2/3/2006 11:28:40 AM EDT

[#9]

I guess when you break the law constantly and hang around other people that do the same, you eventually just forget that what you're doing is illegal. Dumbass.

Posted: 2/3/2006 11:28:47 AM EDT

[#10]

In Tennessee you can legaly claim your drug revenue on your taxes. This will keep the IRS from confiscating your property or fining for tax evasion you if you get caught. I aint making this up either.

Posted: 2/3/2006 11:32:07 AM EDT

[#11]

Too funny.

Posted: 2/3/2006 11:32:10 AM EDT

[#12]

The burgaler must have thought drug-free zone meant that all the drugs in that zone were free for the taking.
IMHO an honest misunderstanding.

Posted: 2/3/2006 11:36:36 AM EDT

[#13]

I used to live in Montrose, weird to see Grand Junction in a post

I used to do my big shopping in GJ...

Posted: 2/3/2006 12:00:43 PM EDT

[#14]

Quoted:
In Before Wolfman97

Beat me to it......... Gotta put "Potheads" or something good in the title.

His druggie apologist-fu must be weak today, seeing as he hasn't sniffed this out yet.

Or he's just too stoned.........

Posted: 2/3/2006 12:02:53 PM EDT

[#15]

Reminds me of a SNL skit where the guy loses a bag of pot and goes into a police station asking to borrow their drug sniffing dog.

Posted: 2/3/2006 12:05:19 PM EDT

[#16]

"drug-free zone"

There's a zone where they can have weed in Utah?

Posted: 2/3/2006 12:05:23 PM EDT

[#17]

Funny, but it is sad when pot heads are clogging the jails instead of rapists and people who are actually dangerous.

- BG

Posted: 2/3/2006 12:10:16 PM EDT

[#18]

Sounds like he's been reading the threads on ARFCOM and buying into the pro-drug symapthizers line of shit.

Posted: 2/3/2006 12:11:01 PM EDT

[#19]

just a suggestion. non-descriptive thread titles like this are the cause of many dupes. perhaps make the title a little more descriptive

Posted: 2/3/2006 12:13:22 PM EDT

[#20]

But, but,but he was just gonna make rope out of it. Cause hemp makes rope that is stronger than the hairs in Chuck Norris' beard.

Posted: 2/3/2006 1:29:52 PM EDT

[#21]

Quoted:
should have stored in the drug zone!

No shit. What is a "drug-free zone"? My gut tells me it's within 1000 feet of a school or some other such feel-good-legislation nonsense.

Posted: 2/3/2006 1:32:15 PM EDT

[#22]

dumbass

Posted: 2/3/2006 1:36:22 PM EDT

[#23]

Quoted:
"drug-free zone"

There's a zone where they can have weed in Utah?

I must not be paying attention; I thought smokeweed was illegal everywhere.

Posted: 2/3/2006 1:44:46 PM EDT

[#24]

dang sucks to be both of those idiots

Posted: 2/3/2006 2:10:15 PM EDT

[#25]

Quoted: Funny, but it is sad when pot heads are clogging the jails instead of rapists and people who are actually dangerous.

I want potheads to room with rapists and other dangerous people.

Rapists and murderers need jailhouse love, too!

Posted: 2/3/2006 2:24:33 PM EDT

[#26]

So rhats why they call it Dope.

Posted: 2/3/2006 2:26:42 PM EDT

[#27]

Well when a person is hitting the bong that much, it's hard for them to formulate a complete thought.

Posted: 2/3/2006 2:31:00 PM EDT

[#28]

Criminal masterminds at work!

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