Anyone want to hit this one out of the park?

Classic.

IBTL.

First thing i thought was "what could be funny about an obituary"

Now i know

We are all paying for his kids anyways, he won't be missed.

Merely the entreprenuer statement was enough.  


Corrected....

Larmond "Flair" Allen got blasted Feb 7 in a drug deal gone bad.  He is survived by his Ho and a shitload of bastards.  

Is there a town or city in the US where MLK Blvd runs through a good neighborhood?

Quoted: Larmond "Flair" Allen got blasted Feb 7 in a drug deal gone bad.  He is survived by his Ho and a shitload of bastards.

I....... CAN'T.............. BREATH!

Quoted: Is there a town or city in the US where MLK Blvd runs through a good neighborhood?

I doubt it.

Must be a prerequisite that it doesn't.

Reminds me of a similar instance here in Wichita Falls (of the Latino variety). The guy had a heros-type funeral by his family.  The death was from a car-to-car-shooting.

Austin.  MLK is the South side of UT, and continues West so seperate the frat row from the Lawer row (basically seperates residential from downtown).

Err, your right, not a good part of town

Funny how none of the kin folk have the same last names.
Tryin' hard not to stereotype...tryin' really hard.

Quoted: Funny how none of the kin folk have the same last names.

Now your just being stereotypical.

Quoted: Corrected.... Larmond "Flair" Allen got blasted Feb 7 in a drug deal gone bad.  He is survived by his Ho and a shitload of bastards.

Ah, job security for the prison industry workers.

Yep, it's funny.

But then again, it's also sad.

What kind of culture encourages a young man to be such a worthless piece of garbage as to father 9 kids by the time he is 25, never support them or be a good father to them, not even have an identifiable job so that you have to be called an "entrepreneur", and then die in the gutter like a dog?

What kind of culture looks at this waste of human life and says, "It ain't his fault.  The man had his foot on his neck", or some such garbage, instead of holding him responsible for his wasted life?

When is the black culture going to pull itself up by its bootstraps and quit blaming the world for its shortcomings.

There are a lot of really good black people out there.  Why aren't they inflamed by this type of stuff?

Why don't they teach their kids that this is no way to live?

I just don't get it.

Quoted: Is there a town or city in the US where MLK Blvd runs through a good neighborhood?

[Chris Rock] "You're on MLK?  RUN!!" [/Chris Rock]

Quoted: Is there a town or city in the US where MLK Blvd runs through a good neighborhood?

My wife says, "No!"

Well said, sir!

Quoted: Yep, it's funny. But then again, it's also sad. What kind of culture encourages a young man to be such a worthless piece of garbage as to father 9 kids by the time he is 25, never support them or be a good father to them, not even have an identifiable job so that you have to be called an "entrepreneur", and then die in the gutter like a dog? What kind of culture looks at this waste of human life and says, "It ain't his fault.  The man had his foot on his neck", or some such garbage, instead of holding him responsible for his wasted life? When is the black culture going to pull itself up by its bootstraps and quit blaming the world for its shortcomings. There are a lot of really good black people out there.  Why aren't they inflamed by this type of stuff? Why don't they teach their kids that this is no way to live? I just don't get it.

He was working on his 15 pieces of "flair". He was trying to meet the standard, but was snuffed out early....what a shame.




roy d....15 is the minumum. Are you sure you just want to meet the minumum? Look at Kwamee over there, he has over 30 pieces of flair.

Quoted: When is the black culture going to pull itself up by its bootstraps and quit blaming the world for its shortcomings.

There are two issue pulling at them from slightly different directions.
The liberal mindset government continues to throw them tablescraps, keeping them begging for more social programs.
And then, there is the black leadership giving them the easy out.... hate whitey, and blame him for all your sadness.

Who would flourish under these conditions?

Quoted: When is the black culture going to pull itself up by its bootstraps and quit blaming the world for its shortcomings.

RACIST!




Of course, your right as always, Don.

February 8, 2004   FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE

Double Murder Investigation

New Orleans, La., -- This evening, members of the New Orleans Police Department are investigating the murder of two men, ages 25 and 22-years of age. The 25-year-old local man has been identified as Larmondo Allen. The other victim was identified as 22-year-old Edward Taylor.  The offense occurred shortly before 11:00 p.m., at 2339 Martin Luther King Boulevard (Guste Public Housing Development).  

According to investigators, COPS officers were patrolling the development and heard several gunshots and later found the men in the development.  Taylor was observed lying in the courtyard, suffering apparent multiple gunshot wounds to the head and body.  Allen was seen lying, a short distance away from the first victim, on a concrete stairway and near the second floor balcony.  He suffered an apparent gunshot wound to the chest.  Both men were pronounced dead on the scene.

Both men were convicted felons, Taylor had a Second Degree Murder Warrant for his arrest in connection with the January 7, 2003 murder of 26-year-old Aaron Jones who was killed in the 1500 block of Bienville Street.  The NOPD aired his photograph on January 14, 2004 in connection with this case.

Allen also has previous arrests, and in May of 2003 he was arrested on two (2) counts of attempted murder and one count of First Degree Murder.  In December and October of 1999, he was arrested on two separate First Degree Murder cases.

Investigators are in the process of gathering evidence and information to identify the person(s) involved in this shooting incident, as well as a motive. COPS District Homicide Detective Carlton Lawless is in charge of the investigation.  Crimestoppers is offering up to a $1,000 reward for information leading to the arrest and indictment of the person(s) responsible for this crime.  Citizens with information that help solve this case are asked to call Crimestoppers at 822-1111 or toll-free 1-877-903-STOP (7867).  Callers do not have to give their name or testify in court to receive the reward.


Police Log


Tuesday, March 02, 2004

New Orleans most wanted: Suspect sought for murder

(March 1, 2004) The New Orleans Police Department is asking for the public's help in locating 21-year-old Twdarryl Toney, wanted for the February 8th murder of 25-year-old Larmondo Allen and 22-year-old Edward Taylor. The offense occurred shortly before 11:00 p.m., in the 2300 of Martin Luther King Boulevard.

Quoted: Quoted: When is the black culture going to pull itself up by its bootstraps and quit blaming the world for its shortcomings. There are two issue pulling at them from slightly different directions. The liberal mindset government continues to throw them tablescraps, keeping them begging for more social programs. And then, there is the black leadership giving them the easy out.... hate whitey, and blame him for all your sadness. Who would flourish under these conditions?

Sad thing is, Bill Cosby said things straight and within a month he had some sort of sexual assault allegations supposedly from 10 years back suddenly popping up.   That's one thing about liberals, they are _brutal_ in their reprisals against those who abandon the fiction that the liberal agenda seeks to perpetuate.

Quoted: He was working on his 15 pieces of "flair". He was trying to meet the standard, but was snuffed out early....what a shame. roy d....15 is the minumum. Are you sure you just want to meet the minumum? Look at Kwamee over there, he has over 30 pieces of flair.

In So. FLA, they call it  "Jeweling the Crown."  Each baby is another jewel on the crown.

Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: When is the black culture going to pull itself up by its bootstraps and quit blaming the world for its shortcomings. There are two issue pulling at them from slightly different directions. The liberal mindset government continues to throw them tablescraps, keeping them begging for more social programs. And then, there is the black leadership giving them the easy out.... hate whitey, and blame him for all your sadness. Who would flourish under these conditions? Sad thing is, Bill Cosby said things straight and within a month he had some sort of sexual assault allegations supposedly from 10 years back suddenly popping up.   That's one thing about liberals, they are _brutal_ in their reprisals against those who abandon the fiction that the liberal agenda seeks to perpetuate.

Not sexual assault, but an illegitemate daughter who was extorting him.

Quoted: Quoted: He was working on his 15 pieces of "flair". He was trying to meet the standard, but was snuffed out early....what a shame. roy d....15 is the minumum. Are you sure you just want to meet the minumum? Look at Kwamee over there, he has over 30 pieces of flair. In So. FLA, they call it  "Jeweling the Crown."  Each baby is another jewel on the crown.

Sad.
And some day, my daughters may encounter these "jewels".  

Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: He was working on his 15 pieces of "flair". He was trying to meet the standard, but was snuffed out early....what a shame. roy d....15 is the minumum. Are you sure you just want to meet the minumum? Look at Kwamee over there, he has over 30 pieces of flair. In So. FLA, they call it  "Jeweling the Crown."  Each baby is another jewel on the crown. Sad. And some day, my daughters may encounter these "jewels".

Take them to the range now and be sure they know how to defend themselves.  If anything, someday there will be a "target rich" environment.

Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: When is the black culture going to pull itself up by its bootstraps and quit blaming the world for its shortcomings. There are two issue pulling at them from slightly different directions. The liberal mindset government continues to throw them tablescraps, keeping them begging for more social programs. And then, there is the black leadership giving them the easy out.... hate whitey, and blame him for all your sadness. Who would flourish under these conditions? Sad thing is, Bill Cosby said things straight and within a month he had some sort of sexual assault allegations supposedly from 10 years back suddenly popping up.   That's one thing about liberals, they are _brutal_ in their reprisals against those who abandon the fiction that the liberal agenda seeks to perpetuate. Not sexual assault, but an illegitemate daughter who was extorting him.

Nope, I'm talking about the woman who accused him of fondleing her long before she reported the allegations, and right when he went on a speaking tour pointing out that anyone teaching their kids to talk "is you is" and "is you aint" would have problems.  The lady was from Temple U and said he drugged her or something.   It was almost immediate that the libs shook these allegations out of the woodwork.  Happened, IIRC, just about this time last year.

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