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[ARCHIVED THREAD] - I am whoring myself out...

Posted: 2/3/2006 12:01:05 AM EDT

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All models over 18 years of age. If condition persists, consult your physician. No user-serviceable parts inside. Freshest if eaten before date on carton. Subject to change without notice. Times approximate. Simulated picture. No postage necessary if mailed in the United States. Please remain seated until the ride has come to a complete stop. Breaking seal constitutes acceptance of agreement. For off-road use only. As seen on TV. One size fits all. Many suitcases look alike. Contains a substantial amount of non-tobacco ingredients. Apply only to affected area. Article is provided "as is" without any warranties. At participating locations only. As seen on TV. Action figures sold separately. Add toner. All rights reserved. Allow four to six weeks for delivery. An equal opportunity web page. Any resemblance to real persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental. Avoid contact with eyes and skin and avoid inhaling fumes. Avoid extreme temperatures and store in a cool dry place. Be sure each item is properly endorsed. Batteries not included. Breaking seal constitutes acceptance of agreement. Call toll free before digging. Closed-captioned for the hearing impaired. Caution. Coffee is very hot. Do not attempt to drive and drink at the same time. We will not settle out of court for a million dollars if you are an idiot and spill coffee on yourself and then sue us. We will counter-sue. And we will win. Because we are McDonalds, damnit, and we are an American staple. Colors may, in time, fade. We have sent the forms which seem right for you. Slippery when wet. For office use only. Not affiliated with the American Red Cross. No manatees, small fur-bearing animals or trees were harmed in the production of this page. Only organically-grown electrons were used. Any similarity to person or persons living or dead is purely coincidental and insufficient grounds for legal prosecution. Stiff penalties for early withdrawal. Drop in any mailbox. Edited for television. 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Do not remove this disclaimer under penalty of law. Do not taunt Happy Fun Ball! Do not try this at home. Do not use while operating a motor vehicle or heavy equipment. Do not write below this line. This is for entertainment purposes ONLY! Any advice given should be taken with a MAJOR grain of salt. I am not responsible for anything that may happen from using this problem solving system. I am not a professional, I have no training, I'm not even particularly good at handling my own relationships. So this is really just a joke. Don't believe everything that you read. Your mileage may vary. Each dealer negotiates its own prices. Please keep your hands in the car at all times. Do not tap on glass. Do not eat anything that has been on the floor for more than 10 seconds. Power tools are not an effective cure for headaches. If this were an actual emergency, this broadcast would be followed by official information and instructions. Keep your hands to yourself. Do not point. Please do not feed the animals. High Voltage, keep out! Contents under pressure, may explode. Not to be taken internally. Wait at least 1/2 hour after eating before using this. Penalty for private use. See label for sequence. Substantial penalty for early withdrawal. Do not write below this line. Falling rock. Lost ticket pays maximum rate. Your canceled check is your receipt. Add toner. Place stamp here. Avoid contact with skin. Sanitized for your protection. Be sure each item is properly endorsed. Sign here without admitting guilt. Slightly higher west of the Mississippi. Employees and their families are not eligible. Beware of dog. Contestants have been briefed on some questions before the show. Limited time offer, call now to ensure prompt delivery. You must be present to win. No passes accepted for this engagement. No purchase necessary. Processed at location stamped in code at top of carton. Shading within a garment may occur. Use only in a well-ventilated area. Keep away from fire or flames. Replace with same type. Approved for veterans. Booths for two or more. Check here if tax deductible. Some equipment shown is optional. Price does not include taxes. No Canadian coins. Not recommended for children. Pre-recorded for this time zone. Reproduction strictly prohibited. No solicitors. No alcohol, dogs or horses. No anchovies unless otherwise specified. Restaurant package, not for resale. List at least two alternate dates. First pull up, then pull down. Call toll free number before digging. Driver does not carry cash. Some of the trademarks mentioned in this product appear for identification purposes only. Objects in mirror may be closer than they appear. Record additional transactions on back of previous stub. Unix is a registered trademark of AT&T. Do not fold, spindle or mutilate. No transfers issued until the bus comes to a complete stop. Package sold by weight, not volume. Your mileage may vary. Please do not sue me.

This supersedes all previous notices. Your reading this implys your explicit consent to be obligated to this disclaimer for the next 12,000 years or until the sun goes Nova, whichever happens last. Violation punishable by death and/or Pineapple Anal Probes.

Posted: 2/3/2006 12:03:58 AM EDT

[#1]

OMG!! WTF!!!

This is sooooooooooooooo gonna get locked.

Posted: 2/3/2006 12:06:18 AM EDT

[#2]

Quoted:
OMG!! WTF!!!

This is sooooooooooooooo gonna get locked.

www.fieroloki.com/bonk.gif

Really? Ah, well I tried. Wasn't trying to offend or violate CoC, it was more for fun than a flagrant attempt at violating policy. *shrug* The mods will do as they will, and probably shake their finger at me whilst saying "Bad boy!" And then hit me with a newspaper. I can only hope its not a Sunday paper...

Posted: 2/3/2006 12:07:00 AM EDT

[#3]

Quoted:
Quoted:
OMG!! WTF!!!

This is sooooooooooooooo gonna get locked.

www.fieroloki.com/bonk.gif

Really? Ah, well I tried. Wasn't trying to offend or violate CoC, it was more for fun than a flagrant attempt at violating policy. *shrug* The mods will do as they will, and probably shake their finger at me whilst saying "Bad boy!" And then hit me with a newspaper. I can only hope its not a Sunday paper...

I have no idea if it will or not..Im still laughing...

Posted: 2/3/2006 12:09:03 AM EDT

[#4]

I actually had a copy of that disclaimer that I modified and extended, before my site went down a year ago.

Remember kids, ALWAYS BACK YOUR SHIT UP IF YOU WANT TO KEEP IT!!!

Posted: 2/12/2006 8:02:19 PM EDT

[#5]

BTT. If you dont check the forum out, God will kill a troll. Please, think of the trolls...

Posted: 2/12/2006 8:28:09 PM EDT

[#6]

BTT

OMG ROFL IBTL IIRC IMHO JM.02

Posted: 2/12/2006 8:31:09 PM EDT

[#7]

I found this thread hilarious.. must be the early morning funnies.

Posted: 2/12/2006 8:31:21 PM EDT

[#8]

Quoted:
BTT

OMG ROFL IBTL IIRC IMHO JM.02

Oooooooooooook

Posted: 2/12/2006 8:32:13 PM EDT

[#9]

Wonder who is going to quote it first....

Posted: 2/12/2006 8:36:56 PM EDT

[#10]

Quoted:
Wonder who is going to quote it first....

If it looked like that one thread over there I think TBK1 would send out a few Cyberdyne Model B101 Banninator Cyborgs after my account...

Posted: 2/12/2006 8:39:33 PM EDT

[#11]

Quoted:
BTT

OMG ROFL IBTL IIRC IMHO JM.02

LOLERBATE ROFLBROTHEL CIA WTF NSA FBI KTHX LMAO ZOMG BBQ

Posted: 2/12/2006 8:39:50 PM EDT

[#12]

Woo for PHPBB, thats what I used on my gaming clans website and my personal one till they got hacked

Now we use SMF, but both are nice.

Posted: 2/12/2006 8:43:24 PM EDT

[#13]

You guys are insane.

Posted: 2/12/2006 8:44:00 PM EDT

[#14]

Quoted:
Woo for PHPBB, thats what I used on my gaming clans website and my personal one till they got hacked Now we use SMF, but both are nice.

SMF? Link?

Posted: 2/12/2006 8:47:13 PM EDT

[#15]

Quoted:
Quoted:
Woo for PHPBB, thats what I used on my gaming clans website and my personal one till they got hacked Now we use SMF, but both are nice.

SMF? Link?

SMF

The theme is dark on this, but that was what the "Boss" wanted. I personally use the default lighter theme.
Sample Forums (I admin them)

Posted: 2/12/2006 8:56:05 PM EDT

[#16]

Quoted:
Quoted:
BTT

OMG ROFL IBTL IIRC IMHO JM.02

LOLERBATE ROFLBROTHEL CIA WTF NSA FBI KTHX LMAO ZOMG BBQ

Ed Zachary

Posted: 2/12/2006 9:01:31 PM EDT

[#17]

Quoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:
Woo for PHPBB, thats what I used on my gaming clans website and my personal one till they got hacked Now we use SMF, but both are nice.

SMF? Link?

SMF

The theme is dark on this, but that was what the "Boss" wanted. I personally use the default lighter theme.
Sample Forums (I admin them)

Coool, thanks... Ill check it out later.

Posted: 2/12/2006 9:02:39 PM EDT

[#18]

Quoted:
For FieroLoki and his wonderfully fantabulously remarkable forum where anything and everything goes. You can do anything at ~~Zombo.com~~ FieroLoki's forums! Come and help him burn bandwidth! Help create issues with his forum for him to solve while at work! Only you can ~~prevent forest fires~~ ~~enjoy Coca-Cola~~ spend bilions of picoseconds wasting away infront of his temple of internet anarchy!
Offer may be solicited. "Actual product users" are in reality actors and are paid to speak their vile lies. Information, details, video, audio, and transcripts within may not be copied, reproduced, or rebroadcast without the express written consent of The National FootBall League or that of the National Broadcasting Company. This product is meant for educational purposes only. Any resemblance to real persons, living or dead is purely coincidental. Void where prohibited. Some assembly required. List each check separately by bank number. Batteries not included. Contents may settle during shipment. Use only as directed. No other warranty expressed or implied. Do not use while operating a motor vehicle or heavy equipment. Postage will be paid by addressee. Subject to CAB approval. This is not an offer to sell securities. Apply only to affected area. May be too intense for some viewers. Do not stamp. Use other side for additional listings. For recreational use only. Do not disturb. All models over 18 years of age. If condition persists, consult your physician. No user-serviceable parts inside. Freshest if eaten before date on carton. Subject to change without notice. Times approximate. Simulated picture. No postage necessary if mailed in the United States. Please remain seated until the ride has come to a complete stop. Breaking seal constitutes acceptance of agreement. For off-road use only. As seen on TV. One size fits all. Many suitcases look alike. Contains a substantial amount of non-tobacco ingredients. Apply only to affected area. Article is provided "as is" without any warranties. At participating locations only. As seen on TV. Action figures sold separately. Add toner. All rights reserved. Allow four to six weeks for delivery. An equal opportunity web page. Any resemblance to real persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental. Avoid contact with eyes and skin and avoid inhaling fumes. Avoid extreme temperatures and store in a cool dry place. Be sure each item is properly endorsed. Batteries not included. Breaking seal constitutes acceptance of agreement. Call toll free before digging. Closed-captioned for the hearing impaired. Caution. Coffee is very hot. Do not attempt to drive and drink at the same time. We will not settle out of court for a million dollars if you are an idiot and spill coffee on yourself and then sue us. We will counter-sue. And we will win. Because we are McDonalds, damnit, and we are an American staple. Colors may, in time, fade. We have sent the forms which seem right for you. Slippery when wet. For office use only. Not affiliated with the American Red Cross. No manatees, small fur-bearing animals or trees were harmed in the production of this page. Only organically-grown electrons were used. Any similarity to person or persons living or dead is purely coincidental and insufficient grounds for legal prosecution. Stiff penalties for early withdrawal. Drop in any mailbox. Edited for television. Keep cool; process promptly. Post office will not deliver without postage. List was current at time of printing. Return to sender, no forwarding order on file, unable to forward. Not responsible for direct, indirect, incidental or consequential damages resulting from any defect, error or failure to perform. At participating locations only. Not the Beatles. The material on this page may be offensive and frightening to small children, the faint of heart, overly religious individuals, uptight individuals, democrats, Haitians, Mormons, Lesbians, Animal lovers, the socially retarded, carnival workers and adult film stars, please use caution when operating. Studies have shown viewing this page causes cancer in laboratory rats. Contains a substantial amount of non-tobacco ingredients. Contestants have been briefed on some questions before the show. All models over 18 years of age. Disclaimer does not cover misuse, accident, lightning, flood, tornado, tsunami, volcanic eruption, earthquake, hurricanes and other Acts of God, neglect, damage from improper reading, incorrect line voltage, improper or unauthorized reading, broken antenna or marred cabinet, missing or altered serial numbers, electromagnetic radiation from nuclear blasts, sonic boom vibrations, customer adjustments that are not covered in this list, and incidents owing to an airplane crash, ship sinking or taking on water, motor vehicle crashing, dropping the item, falling rocks, leaky roof, broken glass, mud slides, forest fire, or projectile (which can include, but not be limited to, arrows, bullets, shot, BB's, shrapnel, lasers, napalm, torpedoes, or emissions of X-rays, Alpha, Beta and Gamma rays, knives, stones, etc.) Do not disturb. Do not fold, spindle or mutilate. Do not place near a flammable or magnetic source. Do not puncture, incinerate, or store above 120 degrees Fahrenheit. Do not remove this disclaimer under penalty of law. Do not taunt Happy Fun Ball! Do not try this at home. Do not use while operating a motor vehicle or heavy equipment. Do not write below this line. This is for entertainment purposes ONLY! Any advice given should be taken with a MAJOR grain of salt. I am not responsible for anything that may happen from using this problem solving system. I am not a professional, I have no training, I'm not even particularly good at handling my own relationships. So this is really just a joke. Don't believe everything that you read. Your mileage may vary. Each dealer negotiates its own prices. Please keep your hands in the car at all times. Do not tap on glass. Do not eat anything that has been on the floor for more than 10 seconds. Power tools are not an effective cure for headaches. If this were an actual emergency, this broadcast would be followed by official information and instructions. Keep your hands to yourself. Do not point. Please do not feed the animals. High Voltage, keep out! Contents under pressure, may explode. Not to be taken internally. Wait at least 1/2 hour after eating before using this. Penalty for private use. See label for sequence. Substantial penalty for early withdrawal. Do not write below this line. Falling rock. Lost ticket pays maximum rate. Your canceled check is your receipt. Add toner. Place stamp here. Avoid contact with skin. Sanitized for your protection. Be sure each item is properly endorsed. Sign here without admitting guilt. Slightly higher west of the Mississippi. Employees and their families are not eligible. Beware of dog. Contestants have been briefed on some questions before the show. Limited time offer, call now to ensure prompt delivery. You must be present to win. No passes accepted for this engagement. No purchase necessary. Processed at location stamped in code at top of carton. Shading within a garment may occur. Use only in a well-ventilated area. Keep away from fire or flames. Replace with same type. Approved for veterans. Booths for two or more. Check here if tax deductible. Some equipment shown is optional. Price does not include taxes. No Canadian coins. Not recommended for children. Pre-recorded for this time zone. Reproduction strictly prohibited. No solicitors. No alcohol, dogs or horses. No anchovies unless otherwise specified. Restaurant package, not for resale. List at least two alternate dates. First pull up, then pull down. Call toll free number before digging. Driver does not carry cash. Some of the trademarks mentioned in this product appear for identification purposes only. Objects in mirror may be closer than they appear. Record additional transactions on back of previous stub. Unix is a registered trademark of AT&T. Do not fold, spindle or mutilate. No transfers issued until the bus comes to a complete stop. Package sold by weight, not volume. Your mileage may vary. Please do not sue me.

This supersedes all previous notices. Your reading this implys your explicit consent to be obligated to this disclaimer for the next 12,000 years or until the sun goes Nova, whichever happens last. Violation punishable by death and/or Pineapple Anal Probes.

Do I win?

Quoted:
Wonder who is going to quote it first....

Posted: 2/12/2006 9:13:35 PM EDT

[#19]

IBTL

Posted: 2/12/2006 9:26:42 PM EDT

[#20]

Where'e the boobies go

Posted: 2/12/2006 9:28:18 PM EDT

[#21]

cool site

Posted: 2/12/2006 9:29:22 PM EDT

[#22]

Quoted:
Quoted:
Wonder who is going to quote it first....

If it looked like that one thread over there I think TBK1 would send out a few Cyberdyne Model B101 Banninator Cyborgs after my account...

And mine! We Broke teh interw3b

Posted: 2/12/2006 9:32:19 PM EDT

[#23]

No way I'm gonna read all that. I'm way too old. I'd die before I got finished.

___________________________

Posted: 2/12/2006 9:32:59 PM EDT

[#24]

Boobies are still there.... As long as your registered.

Posted: 2/12/2006 9:37:04 PM EDT

[#25]

Quoted:
Boobies are still there.... As long as your registered.

Wooohoooo boobies, gonna have to contribute now i guess. With 100+gigs of pron shouldn't be too hard to find good material

Posted: 2/12/2006 9:45:40 PM EDT

[#26]

I'll only join if I can be a Mod!!

Posted: 2/12/2006 9:49:25 PM EDT

[#27]

Quoted:
I'll only join if I can be a Mod!!

Take a number.

Posted: 2/12/2006 9:52:04 PM EDT

[#28]

Quoted:
Quoted:
I'll only join if I can be a Mod!!

Take a number.

I just took a number 2, but can I be number 1??

Posted: 2/12/2006 9:56:43 PM EDT

[#29]

Quoted:
I'll only join if I can be a Mod!!

I'm a mod...

Posted: 2/12/2006 9:59:30 PM EDT

[#30]

Quoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:
I'll only join if I can be a Mod!!

Take a number.

I just took a number 2, but can I be number 1??

No, that's my number. I hope...

Posted: 2/13/2006 5:48:36 AM EDT

[#31]

Quoted:
Do I win?

You get a fiver!

Posted: 2/13/2006 5:50:56 AM EDT

[#32]

Quoted:
Quoted:
For FieroLoki and his wonderfully fantabulously remarkable forum where anything and everything goes. You can do anything at ~~Zombo.com~~ FieroLoki's forums! Come and help him burn bandwidth! Help create issues with his forum for him to solve while at work! Only you can ~~prevent forest fires~~ ~~enjoy Coca-Cola~~ spend bilions of picoseconds wasting away infront of his temple of internet anarchy!
Offer may be solicited. "Actual product users" are in reality actors and are paid to speak their vile lies. Information, details, video, audio, and transcripts within may not be copied, reproduced, or rebroadcast without the express written consent of The National FootBall League or that of the National Broadcasting Company. This product is meant for educational purposes only. Any resemblance to real persons, living or dead is purely coincidental. Void where prohibited. Some assembly required. List each check separately by bank number. Batteries not included. Contents may settle during shipment. Use only as directed. No other warranty expressed or implied. Do not use while operating a motor vehicle or heavy equipment. Postage will be paid by addressee. Subject to CAB approval. This is not an offer to sell securities. Apply only to affected area. May be too intense for some viewers. Do not stamp. Use other side for additional listings. For recreational use only. Do not disturb. All models over 18 years of age. If condition persists, consult your physician. No user-serviceable parts inside. Freshest if eaten before date on carton. Subject to change without notice. Times approximate. Simulated picture. No postage necessary if mailed in the United States. Please remain seated until the ride has come to a complete stop. Breaking seal constitutes acceptance of agreement. For off-road use only. As seen on TV. One size fits all. Many suitcases look alike. Contains a substantial amount of non-tobacco ingredients. Apply only to affected area. Article is provided "as is" without any warranties. At participating locations only. As seen on TV. Action figures sold separately. Add toner. All rights reserved. Allow four to six weeks for delivery. An equal opportunity web page. Any resemblance to real persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental. Avoid contact with eyes and skin and avoid inhaling fumes. Avoid extreme temperatures and store in a cool dry place. Be sure each item is properly endorsed. Batteries not included. Breaking seal constitutes acceptance of agreement. Call toll free before digging. Closed-captioned for the hearing impaired. Caution. Coffee is very hot. Do not attempt to drive and drink at the same time. We will not settle out of court for a million dollars if you are an idiot and spill coffee on yourself and then sue us. We will counter-sue. And we will win. Because we are McDonalds, damnit, and we are an American staple. Colors may, in time, fade. We have sent the forms which seem right for you. Slippery when wet. For office use only. Not affiliated with the American Red Cross. No manatees, small fur-bearing animals or trees were harmed in the production of this page. Only organically-grown electrons were used. Any similarity to person or persons living or dead is purely coincidental and insufficient grounds for legal prosecution. Stiff penalties for early withdrawal. Drop in any mailbox. Edited for television. Keep cool; process promptly. Post office will not deliver without postage. List was current at time of printing. Return to sender, no forwarding order on file, unable to forward. Not responsible for direct, indirect, incidental or consequential damages resulting from any defect, error or failure to perform. At participating locations only. Not the Beatles. The material on this page may be offensive and frightening to small children, the faint of heart, overly religious individuals, uptight individuals, democrats, Haitians, Mormons, Lesbians, Animal lovers, the socially retarded, carnival workers and adult film stars, please use caution when operating. Studies have shown viewing this page causes cancer in laboratory rats. Contains a substantial amount of non-tobacco ingredients. Contestants have been briefed on some questions before the show. All models over 18 years of age. Disclaimer does not cover misuse, accident, lightning, flood, tornado, tsunami, volcanic eruption, earthquake, hurricanes and other Acts of God, neglect, damage from improper reading, incorrect line voltage, improper or unauthorized reading, broken antenna or marred cabinet, missing or altered serial numbers, electromagnetic radiation from nuclear blasts, sonic boom vibrations, customer adjustments that are not covered in this list, and incidents owing to an airplane crash, ship sinking or taking on water, motor vehicle crashing, dropping the item, falling rocks, leaky roof, broken glass, mud slides, forest fire, or projectile (which can include, but not be limited to, arrows, bullets, shot, BB's, shrapnel, lasers, napalm, torpedoes, or emissions of X-rays, Alpha, Beta and Gamma rays, knives, stones, etc.) Do not disturb. Do not fold, spindle or mutilate. Do not place near a flammable or magnetic source. Do not puncture, incinerate, or store above 120 degrees Fahrenheit. Do not remove this disclaimer under penalty of law. Do not taunt Happy Fun Ball! Do not try this at home. Do not use while operating a motor vehicle or heavy equipment. Do not write below this line. This is for entertainment purposes ONLY! Any advice given should be taken with a MAJOR grain of salt. I am not responsible for anything that may happen from using this problem solving system. I am not a professional, I have no training, I'm not even particularly good at handling my own relationships. So this is really just a joke. Don't believe everything that you read. Your mileage may vary. Each dealer negotiates its own prices. Please keep your hands in the car at all times. Do not tap on glass. Do not eat anything that has been on the floor for more than 10 seconds. Power tools are not an effective cure for headaches. If this were an actual emergency, this broadcast would be followed by official information and instructions. Keep your hands to yourself. Do not point. Please do not feed the animals. High Voltage, keep out! Contents under pressure, may explode. Not to be taken internally. Wait at least 1/2 hour after eating before using this. Penalty for private use. See label for sequence. Substantial penalty for early withdrawal. Do not write below this line. Falling rock. Lost ticket pays maximum rate. Your canceled check is your receipt. Add toner. Place stamp here. Avoid contact with skin. Sanitized for your protection. Be sure each item is properly endorsed. Sign here without admitting guilt. Slightly higher west of the Mississippi. Employees and their families are not eligible. Beware of dog. Contestants have been briefed on some questions before the show. Limited time offer, call now to ensure prompt delivery. You must be present to win. No passes accepted for this engagement. No purchase necessary. Processed at location stamped in code at top of carton. Shading within a garment may occur. Use only in a well-ventilated area. Keep away from fire or flames. Replace with same type. Approved for veterans. Booths for two or more. Check here if tax deductible. Some equipment shown is optional. Price does not include taxes. No Canadian coins. Not recommended for children. Pre-recorded for this time zone. Reproduction strictly prohibited. No solicitors. No alcohol, dogs or horses. No anchovies unless otherwise specified. Restaurant package, not for resale. List at least two alternate dates. First pull up, then pull down. Call toll free number before digging. Driver does not carry cash. Some of the trademarks mentioned in this product appear for identification purposes only. Objects in mirror may be closer than they appear. Record additional transactions on back of previous stub. Unix is a registered trademark of AT&T. Do not fold, spindle or mutilate. No transfers issued until the bus comes to a complete stop. Package sold by weight, not volume. Your mileage may vary. Please do not sue me.

This supersedes all previous notices. Your reading this implys your explicit consent to be obligated to this disclaimer for the next 12,000 years or until the sun goes Nova, whichever happens last. Violation punishable by death and/or Pineapple Anal Probes.

Do I win?

Quoted:
Wonder who is going to quote it first....

Oh man your done for now...

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