Quoted: Ok so....what am I missing?
Did he do something really profound and Earth changing?
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Well, he once showed me a letter that had come into his possession. It had been written by a 20-something reenactor to a 16 yo reenactor as part of an effort by the former to seduce the latter. The predator was a smart guy, and the target a tender lad whose head was filled with dreams of martial glory in bygone days. The bulk of the letter was a near-scholarly disquisition on the history (both actual and fancied) of homosexual bonding among military men through the ages. He wrote about the general practice of pederasty among the classical Greeks and surmised that it must have carried over into the ranks. He spoke of Alexander's supposed lifelong "union" with his adjudant, and of a fabled classical-era legion composed entirely of pairs of homosexual lovers. He closed by writing "Homosexual pairings of long duration and profound passion were always a feature of the life of men in maritime service -
especially Pirates !"
Thus, I can say with assurance that Ben did something really profound and Earth changing: he gave me the gift of the impeccable, all-purpose jokeless punch line "Especially pirates!", the merest whisper of which will in proper circumstances send either of my sons and many of my friends (whatever their sexuality) into crippling paroxysms of laughter.