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Archived [ARCHIVED THREAD] - Spank Different
Posted: 2/2/2006 12:57:45 PM EDT
IM for link, since someone wanted to relink without permission.   (some asshat with an account at oilburners.net)

I have NO clear recollection what member on this board stars in that.  Ahem.

Link Posted: 2/2/2006 12:58:09 PM EDT
[#1]
Link Posted: 2/2/2006 1:00:28 PM EDT
[#2]


Link Posted: 2/2/2006 1:01:10 PM EDT
[#3]
Great t-shirts.  I own three different ones.
Link Posted: 2/2/2006 1:02:06 PM EDT
[#4]
Gee, and I thought Spanky was the right nickname for J_Smith, not leelaw!
Link Posted: 2/2/2006 3:12:01 PM EDT
[#5]
Quoted:
Gee, and I thought Spanky was the right nickname for J_Smith, not leelaw!





*fapfapfapfapfapfapfap*
Link Posted: 2/2/2006 3:16:53 PM EDT
[#6]
Quoted:
Quoted:
Gee, and I thought Spanky was the right nickname for J_Smith, not leelaw!





*fapfapfapfapfapfapfap*
Link Posted: 2/2/2006 3:18:25 PM EDT
[#7]
Quoted:
Gee, and I thought Spanky was the right nickname for J_Smith, not leelaw!

*Snicker*
Link Posted: 2/2/2006 6:00:13 PM EDT
[#8]
Quoted:
Gee, and I thought Spanky was the right nickname for J_Smith, not leelaw!


I did not fap in GD here! I did not fap to Britney Spears! I did not fap on that their chair.........but I did fap almost everywhere!! I cannot, will not, fap no more.........I am the Fapmeister of chat for sure.
Link Posted: 2/2/2006 8:14:00 PM EDT
[#9]
Quoted:
Quoted:
Gee, and I thought Spanky was the right nickname for J_Smith, not leelaw!


I did not fap in GD here! I did not fap to Britney Spears! I did not fap on that their chair.........but I did fap almost everywhere!! I cannot, will not, fap no more.........I am the Fapmeister of chat for sure.


Well, it could be the Windows version - Where do you want to fap today?
Link Posted: 2/3/2006 1:15:57 AM EDT
[#10]
Quoted:
Quoted:
Gee, and I thought Spanky was the right nickname for J_Smith, not leelaw!


I did not fap in GD here! I did not fap to Britney Spears! I did not fap on that their chair.........but I did fap almost everywhere!! I cannot, will not, fap no more.........I am the Fapmeister of chat for sure.


The Ballad of the Fapping Smith
(with Apologies to dr. Giesel)

He did not fap it in his chair,
he did not fap it over there.
He did not fap it in your house,
nor did he fap it onto a mouse.
He fapped in sight for you to see,
he fapped it down on bended knee.
He fapped and fapped till he was sore,
The he switched hands and fapped some more!

His fapping goes for days and weeks,
Fapping so long his foreskin squeaks.
He'd fap it until he grows old,
or it turned green and grew some mold.

This fapping Smith he'd never sleep.
The girlfriend it would make her weep.  
He fapped it thirty times one day,
until it broke, to his dismay.  
He limits now to eleventeen
Or twenty two if he goes unseen.  


He tried so hard to hide it well
but he forgot about the smell.  
His parents they had had enough,
and tossed him out, into the rough.  
So he went to his good friend Juan
they fapped together until the dawn.
His fapping went on for half a score,

till his tool fell off!

               .....and he fapped no more.

You'll find Mad Smith on ARF these days,
But with a keyboard that fapper plays.

Link Posted: 2/3/2006 2:23:45 AM EDT
[#11]
Quoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:
Gee, and I thought Spanky was the right nickname for J_Smith, not leelaw!


I did not fap in GD here! I did not fap to Britney Spears! I did not fap on that their chair.........but I did fap almost everywhere!! I cannot, will not, fap no more.........I am the Fapmeister of chat for sure.


The Ballad of the Fapping Smith
(with Apologies to dr. Giesel)

He did not fap it in his chair,
he did not fap it over there.
He did not fap it in your house,
nor did he fap it onto a mouse.
He fapped in sight for you to see,
he fapped it down on bended knee.
He fapped and fapped till he was sore,
The he switched hands and fapped some more!

His fapping goes for days and weeks,
Fapping so long his foreskin squeaks.
He'd fap it until he grows old,
or it turned green and grew some mold.

This fapping Smith he'd never sleep.
The girlfriend it would make her weep.  
He fapped it thirty times one day,
until it broke, to his dismay.  
He limits now to eleventeen
Or twenty two if he goes unseen.  


He tried so hard to hide it well
but he forgot about the smell.  
His parents they had had enough,
and tossed him out, into the rough.  
So he went to his good friend Juan
they fapped together until the dawn.
His fapping went on for half a score,

till his tool fell off!

               .....and he fapped no more.

You'll find Mad Smith on ARF these days,
But with a keyboard that fapper plays.


aka "Ode to My Wang"
Link Posted: 2/5/2006 10:43:32 AM EDT
[#12]
Quoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:
Gee, and I thought Spanky was the right nickname for J_Smith, not leelaw!


I did not fap in GD here! I did not fap to Britney Spears! I did not fap on that their chair.........but I did fap almost everywhere!! I cannot, will not, fap no more.........I am the Fapmeister of chat for sure.


The Ballad of the Fapping Smith
(with Apologies to dr. Giesel)

He did not fap it in his chair,
he did not fap it over there.
He did not fap it in your house,
nor did he fap it onto a mouse.
He fapped in sight for you to see,
he fapped it down on bended knee.
He fapped and fapped till he was sore,
The he switched hands and fapped some more!

His fapping goes for days and weeks,
Fapping so long his foreskin squeaks.
He'd fap it until he grows old,
or it turned green and grew some mold.

This fapping Smith he'd never sleep.
The girlfriend it would make her weep.  
He fapped it thirty times one day,
until it broke, to his dismay.  
He limits now to eleventeen
Or twenty two if he goes unseen.  


He tried so hard to hide it well
but he forgot about the smell.  
His parents they had had enough,
and tossed him out, into the rough.  
So he went to his good friend Juan
they fapped together until the dawn.
His fapping went on for half a score,

till his tool fell off!

               .....and he fapped no more.

You'll find Mad Smith on ARF these days,
But with a keyboard that fapper plays.


Who is this Juan of whom you speak??
Link Posted: 2/5/2006 10:46:20 AM EDT
[#13]
Quoted:
Gee, and I thought Spanky was the right nickname for J_Smith, not leelaw!


Well, either way, we're all pulling for you to figure it out!
Link Posted: 2/5/2006 10:47:25 AM EDT
[#14]

Link Posted: 2/5/2006 10:48:34 AM EDT
[#15]
best commercial ever
Link Posted: 2/5/2006 10:49:27 AM EDT
[#16]


I haven't laughed this hard in days...
Link Posted: 2/5/2006 10:53:47 AM EDT
[#17]
Quoted:
Quoted:
Gee, and I thought Spanky was the right nickname for J_Smith, not leelaw!


Well, either way, we're all pulling for you to figure it out!


Oh I have.. J_Smith is Spanky and Leelaw is either Master Bates or he dubbed himself Fappy.
Link Posted: 2/7/2006 2:48:51 PM EDT
[#18]
Quoted:
Quoted:
Gee, and I thought Spanky was the right nickname for J_Smith, not leelaw!


Well, either way, we're all pulling for you to figure it out!


Oh and by the way... stop pullin on that.. you'll yank it right off!!
Link Posted: 2/7/2006 2:53:59 PM EDT
[#19]
At least he wasn't talking about holding a horses cock...
Link Posted: 2/9/2006 12:12:42 PM EDT
[#20]
Quoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:
Gee, and I thought Spanky was the right nickname for J_Smith, not leelaw!


Well, either way, we're all pulling for you to figure it out!


Oh and by the way... stop pullin on that.. you'll yank it right off!!


You're two days and three boxes of tissue too late!!!  
Link Posted: 2/9/2006 12:22:36 PM EDT
[#21]
tag 4 home

-foxxz
Link Posted: 2/10/2006 8:30:15 AM EDT
[#22]
Quoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:
Gee, and I thought Spanky was the right nickname for J_Smith, not leelaw!


Well, either way, we're all pulling for you to figure it out!


Oh and by the way... stop pullin on that.. you'll yank it right off!!


You're two days and three boxes of tissue too late!!!  


Oh my!!!
Link Posted: 2/10/2006 5:28:26 PM EDT
[#23]
Quoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:
Gee, and I thought Spanky was the right nickname for J_Smith, not leelaw!


Well, either way, we're all pulling for you to figure it out!


Oh and by the way... stop pullin on that.. you'll yank it right off!!


You're two days and three boxes of tissue too late!!!  


Oh my!!!


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