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Posted: 2/1/2006 9:57:36 AM EDT
[#1]
I think you should try it with the Mrs. |
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Posted: 2/1/2006 9:58:33 AM EDT
[#2]
Damn. The microwave and popcorn are at home.
That's not my contribution to your question. |
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Posted: 2/1/2006 10:01:29 AM EDT
[#3]
My wife & i do it occasionally, spices up our evenings.
 I highly recommend it.
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Posted: 2/1/2006 10:03:13 AM EDT
[#4]
Then I put on my wizard hat...
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Posted: 2/1/2006 10:05:00 AM EDT
[#5]
I sometimes take on the roll of a guy home by himself jacking off.
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Posted: 2/1/2006 10:05:26 AM EDT
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Man, the stories I could tell when the Mrs. and I were dating . . . and for a few years afterward. VERY interesting stories. We had lots of fun and it really did spice things up.
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Posted: 2/1/2006 10:05:38 AM EDT
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Posted: 2/1/2006 10:05:48 AM EDT
[#8]
It's cool.
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Posted: 2/1/2006 10:05:53 AM EDT
[#9]
 Have fun and post pics. Seriously, there should be a code word for when the role play must stop and all activity must stop like pumpkin. Everyone thinks they'll know the difference between a role player pretending to say stop or no and the real thing until they don't. |
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Posted: 2/1/2006 10:06:38 AM EDT
[#10]
rinocerouses don't play around, they fucking charge your ass! 
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Posted: 2/1/2006 10:08:10 AM EDT
[#11]
ETA: ^^^ he beat me to it.
I am a rhinocerous. |
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Posted: 2/1/2006 10:08:38 AM EDT
[#12]
Diver Down!
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Posted: 2/1/2006 10:08:56 AM EDT
[#13]
1GR likes to dress up for me.
Sometimes, he pretends to be a migrant and I pick him up and take him home:  At other times, he likes to be a cowboy. I think he has been watching Brokeback without me again.  TRG |
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Posted: 2/1/2006 10:12:03 AM EDT
[#14]
since we'ere posting stupid pics, how about this one?
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Posted: 2/1/2006 10:13:18 AM EDT
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Posted: 2/1/2006 10:14:09 AM EDT
[#16]
Please tell me that's not the other participant when you play your 'home alone' role playing game? 
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Posted: 2/1/2006 10:14:12 AM EDT
[#17]
a couple downstairs from me do it, literally 10 mins ago I heard 'Come inside me Sam!!!!!' This guy is like 250lbs WTF
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Posted: 2/1/2006 10:16:54 AM EDT
[#18]
Whale Sex! Just watch out for the Japanese! |
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Posted: 2/1/2006 10:18:40 AM EDT
[#19]
His girlfriend is slim and only about 5ft high, It's crazy! |
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Posted: 2/1/2006 10:19:44 AM EDT
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Posted: 2/1/2006 10:28:43 AM EDT
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Fatties cant have normal sex. They take off their clothes and run toward each other as fast as they can, then they ram their bellies together.
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Posted: 2/1/2006 10:31:24 AM EDT
[#22]
First your hanging out with known swingers, now your talking about role playing.......what next is to happen in the Bama house
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Posted: 2/1/2006 10:32:17 AM EDT
[#23]
Thanks for that picture…  There is a reason retarded in part of your screen name. |
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Posted: 2/1/2006 10:38:33 AM EDT
[#24]
Get your wife a catholic school girl outfit
 
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Posted: 2/1/2006 10:40:58 AM EDT
[#25]
Energy = Mass X Thrust Some women like that extra ENERGY |
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Posted: 2/1/2006 10:41:36 AM EDT
[#26]
oh man, this is going to be a good one.
i have found that even the most frigid, innocent girl(s) can be opened to such, for whatever reason |
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Posted: 2/1/2006 10:42:31 AM EDT
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Hopefully some Cop and Ho action.
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Posted: 2/1/2006 11:00:17 AM EDT
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I had a friend who used to have his wife dress up in slutty clothes. He would drop her off on a local street corner, drive around the block and then come back and pull up next to her and "negotiate" services. They would then go back home and screw like bandits. This was working fine until one day he dropped her off and by the time he got around the block there was already some guy pulled up next to his wife "negotiating."
 It didn't get far, she quit as soon as she saw hubby drive up, but the experience left her raring to go. Unfortunately, the experience didn't have the same affect on hubby.
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Posted: 2/1/2006 11:00:57 AM EDT
[#29]
So, you've done this before!!! We need to read about it, but only if you tell it in great detail..... |
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Posted: 2/1/2006 11:02:42 AM EDT
[#30]
+1 LMFAO! |
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Posted: 2/1/2006 11:02:47 AM EDT
[#31]
Put on the uniforms just don't get locked in the back of your cruiser like an idiot did here.
ps...he was on duty when it happened. |
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Posted: 2/1/2006 11:06:05 AM EDT
[#32]
Dang, I thought you meant like how the geeks used to pretend to be female sorcerers during D&D.
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Posted: 2/1/2006 11:06:20 AM EDT
[#33]
I used to date this Asian-American girl (actually we are still great friends.) We used to do this every now and then, She'd start talking with a heavy Asian accent, really dirty stuff, it would actually get pretty racial. It was for fun and it was fun.
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Posted: 2/1/2006 11:11:16 AM EDT
[#34]
Tag...for Hedonist's personal stories...
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Posted: 2/1/2006 11:13:03 AM EDT
[#35]
I'm all for it.....my wife however is not.
Have fun...... |
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Posted: 2/1/2006 11:15:36 AM EDT
[#36]
How many times did you make her say "too beaucoup" to you?
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Posted: 2/1/2006 11:30:37 AM EDT
[#37]
Careful with that truncheon Bama! ANdy |
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Posted: 2/1/2006 11:37:19 AM EDT
[#38]
Trying to get the wife to role play that we are having a threesome with another hot chick...
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Posted: 2/1/2006 11:43:58 AM EDT
[#39]
Every time I fire up the chainsaw, she says she's just not in the mood!
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Posted: 2/1/2006 11:47:15 AM EDT
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Rubber Johnny???
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Posted: 2/1/2006 12:00:27 PM EDT
[#41]
And there in lies the secret to your user name. 
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Posted: 2/1/2006 12:05:25 PM EDT
[#42]
Are you sure you aren't talking about Super Troopers? 
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Posted: 2/1/2006 12:12:07 PM EDT
[#43]
I'm still trying to get the wife into a "Princess Leia Slave Girl" outfit...
She's just not down for it.  Or the stockings Or the short pleated miniskirt Or... 
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Posted: 2/1/2006 12:30:31 PM EDT
[#44]
If the wife is asking you to consider it and its in your comfort zone, go for it. I want to know why you are posting on-line after she dropped that big a hint.
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Posted: 2/1/2006 12:32:46 PM EDT
[#45]
he said she changed her mind. ETA: get ahold of ARDOC, and see if he'll loan you some equipment and you can play "Bama-cologist/Patient". |
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Posted: 2/1/2006 12:36:00 PM EDT
[#46]
I missed that. Thanks. |
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Posted: 2/1/2006 12:37:49 PM EDT
[#47]
thats my favorite
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Posted: 2/1/2006 12:40:26 PM EDT
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Posted: 2/1/2006 12:45:32 PM EDT
[#49]
"I put on my robe and wizard hat......"
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Posted: 2/1/2006 12:54:16 PM EDT
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But the ONE fantasy that ALL women have is the "rape" fantasy.
I put rape in quotes because I don't mean rape in the violent sense but..... They want to be taken, forcefully, by a stong, well built man, who is confident, who doesn't ask, who doesn't plead, who takes charge, who belives in themselves, who makes the woman feel "sexually desired".... and i mean sexually desired by a MAN.... not a child excited to see a naked woman. And i mean in the ANIMAL sense. |
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