Test for Dementia
   Below are four (4) questions and a bonus question. You have to
answer them instantly. You can't take your time,answer all of them
immediately. OK?

   Let's find out just how clever you really are....


   Ready? GO!!! (scroll down)

   First Question:

   You are participating in a race. You overtake the second person.
   What position are you in?






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               Answer: If you answered that you are
               first, then you are
               absolutely wrong! If you overtake the
               second person and you take his place,
               you are second!

               Try not to screw up next time.
               Now answer the second question,
               but don't take as much time as you took
               for the first question, OK?

               Second Question:
               If you overtake the last person, then
               you are...?
               (scroll down)





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               Answer: If you answered that you are second to last,
                then you are wrong again. Tell me, how can you overtake
                the LAST Person?


               You're not very good at this, are you?






               Third Question:
               Very tricky arithmetic! Note: This must
                be done in your head only.
               Do NOT use paper and pencil or a
               calculator. Try it.



               Take 1000 and add 40to it. Now add another
               1000. Now add 30.
               Add another 1000. Now add 20. Now add
                another 1000
               Now add 10. What is the total?


               Scroll down for answer.....



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               Did you get5000?

               The correct answer is actually 4100.



               If you don't believe it, check it with calculator!
               Today is definitely not your day, is it?
               Maybe you'll get the last question right....

               ....Maybe.



               Fourth Question:

               Mary's father has five daughters: 1.Nana,
               2. Nene, 3. Nini,
               4. Nono. What is the name of the fifth
               daughter?


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               Did you Answer Nunu?
               NO! Of course it isn't.
               Her name is Mary.< /B> Read the question
               again!



               Okay, now the bonus round:

               A mute person goes into a shop and wants
               to buy a toothbrush. By
               imitating the action of brushing his
               teeth he successfully
               expresses himself to the shopkeeper and
               the purchase is done.

               Next, a blind man comes into the shop
               who wants to buy a pair of
               sunglasses; how does HE indicate what he
               wants?


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               He just has to open his mouth and ask...
               It's really very simple.... Like you!
               KEEP THIS GOING TO FRUSTRATE THE
               SMART PEOPLE IN YOURLIFE

Evidently I need a nap.

i missed every single one of those darn questions.

Black_Talon must be destroyed.

G