Joke of the night....

A drunk who smelled like a brewery got on a bus one day.
He sat down next to a priest. The drunk's shirt was stained,
his face was covered with bright red lipstick, and he had a
half empty bottle of wine sticking out of his pocket.

He opened his newspaper and started reading. A couple of
minutes later, he asked the priest, "Father, what causes
arthritis"?

"Mister, it's caused by loose living, being with cheap,
wicked women, too much alcohol, and contempt for your
fellow man.

"Well, I'll be damned," the drunk muttered and returned
to reading his paper.

The priest, thinking about what he said, turned to the
man and apologized. "I'm sorry, I didn't mean to come on
so strong.  How long have you had arthritis?"

"I don't have arthritis, Father, but I just read in the
paper that the Pope does!"

I'll give it a 5.5

Gave it a good grin.

"Mister, it's caused by loose living, being with cheap, wicked women, too much alcohol, and contempt for your fellow man.

Sounds like everyone on this site is covered

Quoted: "Mister, it's caused by loose living, being with cheap, wicked women, too much alcohol, and contempt for your fellow man. Sounds like everyone on this site is covered

Well, since the one in red is kind of impossible to avoid

Quoted: Quoted: "Mister, it's caused by loose living, being with cheap, wicked women, too much alcohol, and contempt for your fellow man. Sounds like everyone on this site is covered Well, since the one in red is kind of impossible to avoid

Ain't that the truth, where ARE these "cheap women"?

Guy walks into a bar sits down and orders a few shots.. He mutters under his breath "Fuk, all those lawyers are assholes!"

The man sitting next to him stands up and bitch-slaps the guy...  Stunned the guys says "I'm sorry man, I had no idea you were a lawyer"

"I'm no lawyer, I'm an asshole!"