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Posted: 1/29/2006 9:08:25 PM EDT
[#1]
just make a mental note not to watch their kids.
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Posted: 1/29/2006 9:12:18 PM EDT
[#2]
 That was good, thanks I needed a laugh
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Posted: 1/29/2006 9:12:36 PM EDT
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How's his wife's cooking?
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Posted: 1/29/2006 9:13:01 PM EDT
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You should have just said "excuse me, I have to go to the bathroom" and then dropped trou right in front of him.
If he starts protesting, just get indignant and say "what, I'm not good enough to take a dump on your kitchen floor???" |
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Posted: 1/29/2006 9:14:25 PM EDT
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This thread is useless without pics.
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Posted: 1/29/2006 9:16:46 PM EDT
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Posted: 1/29/2006 9:17:42 PM EDT
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Is that you Frank ? |
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Posted: 1/29/2006 9:19:55 PM EDT
[#8]
Bye 
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Posted: 1/29/2006 9:20:16 PM EDT
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Just imagine this on a tile floor: 
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Posted: 1/29/2006 9:22:03 PM EDT
[#10]
Well wriiten post...damn funny too
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Posted: 1/29/2006 9:22:11 PM EDT
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you should have been like aaaa i see you shit on the floor i prefer a good toilot myself, but when in rome do as the romans and taken a big shit on the floor.
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Posted: 1/29/2006 9:35:51 PM EDT
[#12]
Good shit
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Posted: 1/29/2006 10:00:21 PM EDT
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I wouldn't be able to resist saying something about it.
It would keep me up at night wondering just where the shit came from. |
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Posted: 1/29/2006 10:04:50 PM EDT
[#14]
Pete CO, you wouldnt hold it to there face and take pics??? man im surprised.......... 
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Posted: 1/29/2006 10:09:46 PM EDT
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Invite them over for dinner. Serve Baby Ruth's for dessert. Allow the hilarity to ensue.
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Posted: 1/29/2006 10:14:25 PM EDT
[#16]
if they offer food "just say no"
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Posted: 1/29/2006 10:17:50 PM EDT
[#17]
Oh man, I hope it was the 4 year old.
This post made my night. Thanks. |
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Posted: 1/29/2006 10:30:17 PM EDT
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Reminds me of a story George Clooney told on Leno one night.
George Clooney had a roommate and his rrommate buys a kitten. Every time Clooney would go to the bathroom to do his business, he would crab the scooper and pick up the kitten shit out of the litterbox and flush it just so the house doesnt stink. Well one day about a week later he notices his roommate looking all over the house. He asks him what is he doing? The roommate says "Uh, have you noticed any kitten shit around the house?" Clooney says "No why?" he said well I had this kitten for over a week, he eats but there is never any crap in the litterbox" Clooney just plays dumb and says "hmmmm if I find it I will let you know" Another week goes by, clooney is still scooping shit out of the litterbox and flushing it. roommate is losing his mind... TAKES THE KITTEN TO THE VET! and tells the vet the story, Vet prescibes laxatives for cats or something like that. Now the roomate is giving this poor kitten laxatives and there is nothing wrong with the kitten... Clooney proceeds to pick up the crap and flush it as normal. Until ONE DAY Clooney has to drop a stinkloaf real bad... he drops trou right over the litterbox and dumps one in. Roommate about had a coronary. |
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Posted: 1/29/2006 10:33:42 PM EDT
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Posted: 1/29/2006 10:34:27 PM EDT
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i've seen a turd in a trashcan at a bar.....the trash can wasn't in the bathroom either.
 
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Posted: 1/29/2006 10:42:34 PM EDT
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Posted: 1/30/2006 3:11:46 AM EDT
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Maybe the turd was on the sofa and they threw it to the trash can and missed......
I'm sitting in my recliner and laughing my ASS OFF at 7am to this thread. |
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Posted: 1/30/2006 3:12:59 AM EDT
[#23]
visit your other neighbor.
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Posted: 1/30/2006 3:22:16 AM EDT
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My curiosity would NOT let the matter die. I'd grill him like a cheap sandwich.
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Posted: 1/30/2006 3:44:22 AM EDT
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ARGH I'M LMAO AT WORK AGAIN NOOOOO
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Posted: 1/30/2006 3:51:11 AM EDT
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Kharn |
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Posted: 1/30/2006 4:51:04 AM EDT
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LOL! Reminds me of the "doodie" scene in Caddyshack.
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Posted: 1/30/2006 5:32:39 AM EDT
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Yeah,nothing like seeing a turd laying on the floor. Wow,thats pretty bad. Did the guy KNOW it was there before you said anything?
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Posted: 1/30/2006 6:01:52 AM EDT
[#29]
4 years old is pretty old to be dropping turds on the floor.
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Posted: 1/30/2006 6:47:59 AM EDT
[#30]
How big was the turd?
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Posted: 1/30/2006 6:52:35 AM EDT
[#31]
Fixed it |
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Posted: 1/30/2006 6:54:11 AM EDT
[#32]
"Yeah, but I'll clean it up."
It's probably the kids. |
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Posted: 1/30/2006 6:55:24 AM EDT
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Posted: 1/30/2006 7:12:05 AM EDT
[#34]
Dry docking a stink pickle on the kitchen floor.
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Posted: 1/30/2006 9:12:19 AM EDT
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Let's just say it was humanoid-size and leave it at that. |
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Posted: 1/30/2006 9:17:55 AM EDT
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How was overall cleanliness for the rest of the home?
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Posted: 1/30/2006 9:18:36 AM EDT
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Adult or child? 
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Posted: 1/30/2006 9:19:04 AM EDT
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"Mind if I try a little taste?"
 You gotta go for the shock factor! Only then will they tell the truth!
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Posted: 1/30/2006 9:21:32 AM EDT
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I find quotes from the Simpsons have relevance in more and more situations...
"Pardon me, I couldn't help but noticing that your house smells of feces..." |
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Posted: 1/30/2006 9:24:42 AM EDT
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Posted: 1/30/2006 9:29:08 AM EDT
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with I had one of those lmao icons...
friggin hilarious... |
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Posted: 1/30/2006 8:21:25 PM EDT
[#42]
You can use one of mine:  
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Posted: 1/30/2006 8:26:10 PM EDT
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Your neighbor isn't German by any chance.
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Posted: 1/30/2006 8:36:14 PM EDT
[#44]
Best read all night.
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Posted: 1/30/2006 8:36:27 PM EDT
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Size matters not. 
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Posted: 1/30/2006 8:44:28 PM EDT
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I just woke up my wife up with my cackling laughter.
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Posted: 1/31/2006 5:20:21 AM EDT
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Posted: 1/31/2006 5:40:40 AM EDT
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Between you guys and your stories and Season 3 of Family Guy I probably woke up the Apt complex this evening.....
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