Does anyone else think that Gwyneth is REALLY hot?

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Posted: 1/28/2006 5:01:16 PM EDT

I would gladly crawl naked through 5 miles of broken glass to sniff the tire tracks of the garbage truck that hauled away the lint from the dryer that dried her panties.

Posted: 1/28/2006 5:04:56 PM EDT

[#1]

I see more attractive women in the 7-11.

YMMV.

Posted: 1/28/2006 5:07:50 PM EDT

[#2]

Quoted:
I see more attractive women in the 7-11.

YMMV.

x2

She's a dog.

Posted: 1/28/2006 5:08:49 PM EDT

[#3]

She's not that bad looking.
Self absorbed and overrated, maybe.

Posted: 1/28/2006 5:10:12 PM EDT

[#4]

NO

Posted: 1/28/2006 5:10:23 PM EDT

[#5]

I've seen crack whores that were hotter than that.

Posted: 1/28/2006 5:11:41 PM EDT

[#6]

She is a liberal who said she lives in England because she hates the U.S.

Posted: 1/28/2006 5:12:14 PM EDT

[#7]

She's not awful looking, but I see hotter girls on the street every day.

Posted: 1/28/2006 5:12:25 PM EDT

[#8]

I've seen better looking girls in a trailer park.

Posted: 1/28/2006 5:13:22 PM EDT

[#9]

Uh, no. No they don't.....

Posted: 1/28/2006 5:15:57 PM EDT

[#10]

She doesn't do much for me......but beauty is in the eye of the beholder

Posted: 1/28/2006 5:17:08 PM EDT

[#11]

Quoted:
Quoted:
I see more attractive women in the 7-11.

YMMV.

x2

She's a dog.

fuckin' A!

Posted: 1/28/2006 5:17:21 PM EDT

[#12]

While not stunning she is screwable.

Posted: 1/28/2006 5:17:33 PM EDT

[#13]

All Ye naysayers are lude, crude and obviously optically challenged.

She is the fairest of the fair, and she wouldn't piss on any of you highwaymen if you were on fire.

Posted: 1/28/2006 5:19:03 PM EDT

[#14]

You really need to come down to Florida State University for the week. I saw ten chicks hotter than that in Publix on my way to work,

Posted: 1/28/2006 5:19:25 PM EDT

[#15]

not a bit hot, I find her

Posted: 1/28/2006 5:20:43 PM EDT

[#16]

Quoted:
She is a liberal who said she lives in England because she hates the U.S.

is she the one that moved to England saying America was too violent, and then a short time later a guy was beaten to death in her neighborhood in London?

Posted: 1/28/2006 5:20:55 PM EDT

[#17]

She is fugly

Posted: 1/28/2006 5:21:20 PM EDT

[#18]

Quoted:
All Ye naysayers are lude, crude and obviously optically challenged.

She is the fairest of the fair, and she wouldn't piss on any of you highwaymen if you were on fire.

Considering her anti-American diatribe, I would consider giving her a good hate fuck.

Better?

Posted: 1/28/2006 5:22:16 PM EDT

[#19]

Quoted:
Quoted:
All Ye naysayers are lude, crude and obviously optically challenged.

She is the fairest of the fair, and she wouldn't piss on any of you highwaymen if you were on fire.

Considering her anti-American diatribe, I would consider giving her a good hate fuck.

Better?

Well, it's a start.

Posted: 1/28/2006 5:22:42 PM EDT

[#20]

Who is she?

Posted: 1/28/2006 5:24:31 PM EDT

[#21]

She was smoking hot in Great Expectations.

Posted: 1/28/2006 5:26:07 PM EDT

[#22]

Posted: 1/28/2006 5:26:56 PM EDT

[#23]

double tap

Posted: 1/28/2006 5:27:02 PM EDT

[#24]

Would I wax it?

Yes.

Would I stick around?

Hell no.

Posted: 1/28/2006 5:29:17 PM EDT

[#25]

Quoted:
I would gladly crawl naked through 5 miles of broken glass to sniff the tire tracks of the garbage truck that hauled away the lint from the dryer that dried her panties.

i31.photobucket.com/albums/c351/geezhound/th-GwynethPal_Pimen_5913101_400.jpg

i31.photobucket.com/albums/c351/geezhound/01000_GwynethPaltr_Barson_5394771.jpg

She is not hot.

Posted: 1/28/2006 5:43:02 PM EDT

[#26]

A plain girl with no brain or personality of her own, who flits around to a new "cause de jour" all the time? She does nothing for me.

-Troy

Posted: 1/28/2006 5:46:35 PM EDT

[#27]

she looks like her mom

Posted: 1/28/2006 5:51:51 PM EDT

[#28]

Quoted:
A plain girl with no brain or personality of her own, who flits around to a new "cause de jour" all the time? She does nothing for me.

-Troy

Troy, I didn't ask if you wanted to have political discussion with her, only if she's hot.

Posted: 1/28/2006 6:01:47 PM EDT

[#29]

She's BFU......less than average mutt.

I'd still hit it....

Posted: 1/28/2006 6:33:58 PM EDT

[#30]

Quoted:
Quoted:
A plain girl with no brain or personality of her own, who flits around to a new "cause de jour" all the time? She does nothing for me.

-Troy

Troy, I didn't ask if you wanted to have political discussion with her, only if she's hot.

Personality and attitude are a big component of "hot", especially when the girl is very plain and ordinary (and like virtually every woman in Hollywood, too skinny).

-Troy

Posted: 1/28/2006 6:40:35 PM EDT

[#31]

She is okay, you should be able to find a girlfriend hotter than that

Posted: 1/28/2006 6:41:52 PM EDT

[#32]

Quoted:

Personality and attitude are a big component of "hot", especially when the girl is very plain and ordinary (and like virtually every woman in Hollywood, too skinny).

-Troy

After screwing her, I'd make her a sammich.

Posted: 1/28/2006 6:43:50 PM EDT

[#33]

Quoted:
I would gladly crawl naked through 5 miles of broken glass to sniff the tire tracks of the garbage truck that hauled away the lint from the dryer that dried her panties.

i31.photobucket.com/albums/c351/geezhound/th-GwynethPal_Pimen_5913101_400.jpg

i31.photobucket.com/albums/c351/geezhound/01000_GwynethPaltr_Barson_5394771.jpg

She kind of looks like Sissy Spacek in that picture...wouldn't have taken her to the prom

Posted: 1/28/2006 6:49:52 PM EDT

[#34]

She's pleasant to look at, but she's not a head turner.

Posted: 1/28/2006 6:51:57 PM EDT

[#35]

she's a fugly liberal wacko whore

Posted: 1/28/2006 6:52:13 PM EDT

[#36]

I've done worse....

But like a lot of folks here have already said, you can go to the local college and find 5 better looking women in about 10 minutes.

Posted: 1/28/2006 6:52:57 PM EDT

[#37]

She needs to eat sausages, steaks and fried chicken.

What does she think she is? Ethernopian?

Posted: 1/28/2006 6:54:03 PM EDT

[#38]

I always get a kick out of these threads. Out of all the critical comments, you just know there are a couple of buck toothed slobs who couldn't get a gal half as attractive as whomever is being discussed.

Posted: 1/28/2006 9:27:34 PM EDT

[#39]

Quoted:
I always get a kick out of these threads. Out of all the critical comments, you just know there are a couple of buck toothed slobs who couldn't get a gal half as attractive as Gwyneth"The Hottest Thing On The Planet" Paltrow is being discussed.

AMEN!!!!! (fixed it fer ya)

Posted: 1/28/2006 9:28:34 PM EDT

[#40]

Sorry ...

Posted: 1/28/2006 9:45:38 PM EDT

[#41]

Just you man.

Posted: 1/28/2006 9:46:24 PM EDT

[#42]

No. That skeleton needs to eat a sandwich or 50.

Posted: 1/28/2006 9:57:28 PM EDT

[#43]

50 sammiches a day later.....

Posted: 1/28/2006 9:58:15 PM EDT

[#44]

Id hit ut, but Im a lowlife and thats not saying much

Posted: 1/28/2006 10:00:13 PM EDT

[#45]

She's more cute then 95% of the "taken" guys girlfriends or wives, and cuter than 99% of what the others could get if they tried and if they weren't gay.

I think she's very cute. Then again, when has that ever been enough?

You gay people need to drink less beer.

She's hot.

Posted: 1/28/2006 10:03:36 PM EDT

[#46]

Quoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:
A plain girl with no brain or personality of her own, who flits around to a new "cause de jour" all the time? She does nothing for me.

-Troy

Troy, I didn't ask if you wanted to have political discussion with her, only if she's hot.

Personality and attitude are a big component of "hot", especially when the girl is very plain and ordinary (and like virtually every woman in Hollywood, too skinny).

-Troy

I agree. Besides, anyone who names their daughter Apple automatically qualifies for a bag over the head. How on earth could you look her in the eyes when you.....well you know.