Warning:  Beer Contains Female Hormones

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> > > Yesterday, scientists for Health Canada suggested  that men
> > should take a look at their beer consumption,  considering
> the results of a recent analysis that revealed the
> presence of female hormones in beer. The theory is that
> drinking  beer makes men turn into women.
> > To test the finding, 100 men  were fed 6 pints of beer
> each.
> It was then observed that 100%  of the men gained weight,
> talked excessively without making sense,  became overly
> emotional, couldn't drive, failed to think  rationally,
> argued over nothing, and refused to apologize when  wrong.
> > No further testing is planned.

Did they test wine? I know a lot of women who just whine all day.

The only difference I can see is that with men the beer turns into a budda-belly. With women it goes to their hips.

yes [=(]

That would explain a few of the posts I made last night.  A few more beers and I would've woke up with man boobs.

I better check my E-mail to make sure I didn't make any drunken, internet purchases.  

Well that's it!I guess I'll be a woman by night fall!

Now I know why they took all their guns. The
beer loving canadians would shoot the brewmasters for inserting female hormones into
beer.
Brew your own!