Ok we have 2 threads on what we are drinking tonight and now this thread asking are we alcoholics.


I just hope we have the guns put away while we are enjoying an adult beverage or 87.

I dont go to no stinking meetings

I probaly will be, soon enough.  Runs in both sides of the family.   Oh well.

-Dan.

I are an amatuer!

Danny

Quoted: I probaly will be, soon enough.  Runs in both sides of the family.   Oh well. -Dan.

Well that is something to look forward to.

Quoted: I probaly will be, soon enough.  Runs in both sides of the family.   Oh well. -Dan.

that's just an excuse for people with no willpower.  "I'm just addicted because my dad and my mom are"  its a load of bullshit

Quoted: no i am a professional drinker alcoholics go to therapy/meetings

+1

Rehab is for Quitters !!!

You mean we're not?



I need to practice more often.

Quoted: Quoted: I probaly will be, soon enough.  Runs in both sides of the family.   Oh well. -Dan. that's just an excuse for people with no willpower.  "I'm just addicted because my dad and my mom are"  its a load of bullshit

Um yeah.   I'm not an alcoholic yet (i don't think anyway).  I wouldn't use that as an excuse if I was.  Just stating the facts nothing more.

-Dan.

Yes sir.

Ummmmmm, 18 years.....

According to doctors, the term alcoholic is someone who cant quit. bottoms up  

 "Sir, on the night in question, had you been drinking?"
 "I had a few beers."

 "Could you tell the court what you mean by 'a few beers'?"
 " I don't know -- eighteen or twenty, I think."

I dunno, do I have to wait untill someone says I am?

she called me late last night to say she loved me so it didn't matter anymore but i say she never cared and that she never will i'd do it all again i guess i'll have to wait until then if i get drunk well i'll pass out on the floor now baby you won't bother me no more if you're drinkin' well you know that you're my friend and i say i think i'll have myself a beer. she called me late last night to say she loved me, so..? but i guess he changed her mind. well i should have known it wouldn't be all right, but i can't live without her so i won't even try... maybe some day, i'll think of what to say. maybe next time i'll remember what to do, she looks like heaven, maybe this is hell, said she'd do it all again, she'd promise not to tell! if i get drunk well, i'll pass out on the floor now baby you won't bother me no more (and she said) it's ok boy cause you know we'll be good friends and i say, i think i'll have myself a beer.

she told me that I was lame with her middle finger in my face wont waste her time with such a loser so now I wallow in regret wanna do something right but I haven't yet why do my endeavors end up in failure I think I'll go out drinkin' drinkin' all night long cuz if I go out drinkin' then I can stop thinkin' bout how the world done me wrong I guess I shouldn't feel so bad ain't got much reason to feel so sad 'cept that I'm poor untalented and ugly I know its like they always say good times and bad will come our way but theres only one thing that'll make this easier I think I'll go out drinkin' drinkin' all night long cuz if I go out drinkin' then I can stop thinkin' bout how the world done me wrong so wrong I sing this song and nobody sings along I've got a friend he's in my hand he understands he said to me everything wont be so bad! I think I'll go out drinkin' drinkin' all night long cuz if I go out drinkin' then I can stop thinkin' bout how the world done me wrong I think I'll go out drinkin' (think I'll go out drinkin') drinkin' all night long (drinkin' all night long) cuz if I go out drinkin' then I can stop thinkin' about how the worlds done me how the worlds done me wrong (so wrong)

Drunks.

Alcoholics go to meetings.

This is a great song, funny & true...
"Alcohol" by Brad Paisley

I can make anybody pretty.
I can make you believe any lie.
I can make you pick a fight with somebody twice your size.
Well, I've been known to cause a few break-ups,
An' I've been known to cause a few births.
Well, I can make you new friends, or get you fired from work.

And since the day I left Milwaukee,
Lynchburg an' Bordeaux, France,
Been making the bars lots of big money,
An' helpin' white people dance.
I got you in trouble in High School,
But College, now that was a ball.
You had some of the best times you?ll never remember with me:
Alcohol; Alcohol.

I got blamed at your wedding reception,
For your best man's embarrassing speech.
And also for those naked pictures of you at the beach.
I've influenced Kings and world leaders,
I helped Hemingway write like he did.
And I'll bet you a drink or two, that I can make you put that lampshade on your head.

?Cause since the day I left Milwaukee,
Lynchburg and Bordeaux, France,
I been making a fool out of folks just like you,
An' helping white people dance.
I am medicine and I am poison,
I can help you up or make you fall.
You had some of the best times you?ll never remember with me:
Alcohol.

Yeah, since the day I left Milwaukee,
Lynchburg an' Bordeaux, France,
Been making the bars lots of big money,
(Helpin' white people dance.)
Yeah, I got you in trouble in High School,
But College, now that was a ball.
You had some of the best times you?ll never remember with me:
Alcohol; Alcohol.

If you have to ask.....

Kinda like when a chick says, "Do these jeans make me look fat....."

Quoted: I dont go to no stinking meetings

Dude, I'm on an outage meeting right now. Live status! And an empty bottle of Jim Beam.

Quoted: Quoted: I dont go to no stinking meetings Dude, I'm on an outage meeting right now. Live status! And an empty bottle of Jim Beam.

Hmmmmmmmmm Jim Beam......gotta be the Black though.

I almost never drink alcohol.

Speak for yourselves, I don't drink Alcohol!!

"Hi my names Fireguy3 and i'ma PEPSI holic.............."

Damn, I thought TRH was back.

mmmm beer

I thought about quitting drinking, but no one likes a quitter.