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21 Ways To Be A Good Liberal

1. You have to be against capital punishment, but
support abortion on demand

2. You have to believe that businesses create
oppression, and governments create prosperity.

3. You have to believe that guns in the hands of
law-abiding Americans are more of a threat than U.S.
nuclear weapons technology in the hands of Chinese and
North Korean communists.

4. You have to believe that there was no art before
federal funding.

5. You have to believe that global temperatures are
less affected by cyclical documented changes in the
earth's climate and more affected by soccer moms
driving SUV's.

6. You have to believe that gender roles are
artificial, but being homosexual is natural.

7. You have to believe that the AIDS virus is spread
by a lack of federal funding.

8. You have to believe that the same teacher who
can't teach 4th-graders how to read is somehow
qualified to teach those same kids about sex.

9. You have to believe that hunters don't care about
nature, but loony activists, who have never been
outside of San Francisco, do.

10. You have to believe that self-esteem is more
important than actually doing something to earn it.

11. You have to believe that Mel Gibson spent $25
million of his own money to make The Passion Of The
Christ for financial gain only.

12. You have to believe the NRA is bad because it
supports certain parts of the Constitution, while the
ACLU is good because it supports certain parts of the
Constitution.

13. You have to believe that taxes are too low, but
ATM fees are too high.

14. You have to believe that Margaret Sanger and
Gloria Steinem are more important to American history
than Thomas Jefferson, Gen. Robert E. Lee, and! Thomas
Edison.

15. You have to believe that standardized tests are
racist, but racial quotas and set-asides are not.

16. You have to believe that Hillary Clinton is
normal and is a very nice person.

17. You have to believe that the only reason
socialism hasn't worked anywhere it's been tried is
because the right people haven't been in charge.

18. You have to believe conservatives telling the
truth belong in jail, but a liar and a sex offender
belonged in the White House.

19. You have to believe that homosexual parades
displaying drag, transvestites, and bestiality should
be constitutionally protected, and manger scenes at
Christmas should be illegal.

20. You have to believe that illegal Democratic Party
funding by the Chinese Government is somehow in the
best interest to the United States.

21. You have to believe that this message is a part
of a vast, right wing conspiracy.

THAT is so true!!

Sad but true.

+1

that's a good one

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