[hilarious] AR vs. AK vs. Mosin

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Posted: 1/27/2006 7:47:18 AM EDT

AK vs AR, the REAL data speaks

HILARIOUS read

Posted: 1/27/2006 7:50:20 AM EDT

[#1]

"What's a safety?"

Posted: 1/27/2006 7:52:21 AM EDT

[#2]

That EOTech is on backwards.....

Posted: 1/27/2006 8:12:42 AM EDT

[#3]

Quoted:
"What's a safety?"

my favorite is probably:

You can knock down everyone else's target just from the shock wave of your bullet going downrange

Posted: 1/27/2006 8:12:53 AM EDT

[#4]

Mosin: "You consider it a badge of honor when you cycle 5 rounds without the aid of a 2x4"
This man has obviously shot 7.62x54 Czech silvertip light ball.

Posted: 1/27/2006 8:15:16 AM EDT

[#5]

The trick to working the bolt on a Mosin is to snap your wrist when you do it. Makes it much easier.

Posted: 1/27/2006 8:20:01 AM EDT

[#6]

The Mosin is by far the easiest, cheapest rifle for ARFCOMMERS to say "Get Both!"

Posted: 1/27/2006 8:21:49 AM EDT

[#7]

Posted: 1/27/2006 8:26:13 AM EDT

[#8]

tag

Posted: 1/27/2006 8:27:53 AM EDT

[#9]

After a long day at the range you relax by watching "Red Dawn"
After a long day at the range you relax by watching "Blackhawk Down"
After a long day at the range you relax by ~~visiting the chiropractor~~ watching "Enemy at the Gates"

Fixed that part. Otherwise, outstading!

Posted: 1/27/2006 8:30:29 AM EDT

[#10]

Quoted:

After a long day at the range you relax by watching "Red Dawn"
After a long day at the range you relax by watching "Blackhawk Down"
After a long day at the range you relax by ~~visiting the chiropractor~~ ~~watching "Enemy at the Gates"~~ Talvisota

Fixed that part. Otherwise, outstading!

enemy at the gates was a terrible movie

Posted: 1/27/2006 8:34:06 AM EDT

[#11]

Quoted:

After a long day at the range you relax by watching "Red Dawn"
After a long day at the range you relax by watching "Blackhawk Down"
After a long day at the range you relax by ~~visiting the chiropractor~~ watching "Enemy at the Gates"

Fixed that part. Otherwise, outstading!

No, believe me, it was correct the first time, at least if you don't wear a very heavy jacket.

Posted: 1/27/2006 8:36:47 AM EDT

[#12]

as somewhat proud owner of both a M44 and a tiny one lane tree lined mud floor 25 yard range behind my house i can attest that the amount of debris thrown up and around by the muzzle blast can camo you in branchs,leaves,mud and piece os stone.

Posted: 1/27/2006 8:38:56 AM EDT

[#13]

Love it!
<---------former M39 owner

Posted: 1/27/2006 8:41:20 AM EDT

[#14]

AK = You can accessorize your rifle with a new muzzle brake or a nice stock set.

AR = Your rifle's accessories are eight times more valuable than your rifle.

Mosin = Your rifle's accessory is a small tin can with a funny lid, but its buried under an apartment building somewhere in Budapest

--

HAHHA!!!!!!!!!!! I laughed so hard I think I shit myself!!!!!!

Posted: 1/27/2006 9:34:25 AM EDT

[#15]

OMG - that was sooo funny and soooo true.

hehehe

Posted: 1/27/2006 9:40:42 AM EDT

[#16]

Never seen Talvisota--I'll have to check that out (but $45 on amazon? What is it, gold-plated?)

My favorite Mosin moment was at Bulletfest III. There was some kind of metal tank, like a water tank or a great big fire extingusiher downrange that people were plinking at and rocking around a little. One hit with the M44 knocked it over.

Plus you get to wear the shoulder bruise for a couple days. Nothing says "I had a good time at the range" like a nice bruise.

Posted: 1/27/2006 9:43:32 AM EDT

[#17]

Awesome!

Posted: 1/27/2006 9:44:49 AM EDT

[#18]

Pretty funny, and relatively fair

Posted: 1/27/2006 10:09:57 AM EDT

[#19]

AK: Late at night you sometimes have to fight the urge to hold your rifle over your head and shout "Wolverines!"

Why fight the urge?

Posted: 1/27/2006 10:13:36 AM EDT

[#20]

Late at night you sometimes have to fight the urge to hold your rifle over your head and shout "Wolverines!"

Posted: 1/27/2006 10:13:37 AM EDT

[#21]

When out of ammo, your rifle makes a supreme war club, pike, boat oar, tent pole, or firewood.

Posted: 1/27/2006 10:22:18 AM EDT

[#22]

'When out of ammo, your rifle makes a supreme war club, pike, boat oar, tent pole, or firewood.'

The truth.

Posted: 1/27/2006 10:36:22 AM EDT

[#23]

I hate it when my drink squirts out my nose.

Posted: 1/27/2006 10:52:37 AM EDT

[#24]

After cleaning your rifle you have a strong urge for hotdogs and Apple Pie

Hehehe....he said PIE!

Posted: 1/27/2006 11:03:58 AM EDT

[#25]

Quoted:
Quoted:

After a long day at the range you relax by watching "Red Dawn"
After a long day at the range you relax by watching "Blackhawk Down"
After a long day at the range you relax by ~~visiting the chiropractor~~ ~~watching "Enemy at the Gates"~~ Talvisota

Fixed that part. Otherwise, outstading!

enemy at the gates was a terrible movie

+1, the gun pron wasnt even worth it

Posted: 1/27/2006 11:08:00 AM EDT

[#26]

omfg. as an owner of a Mosin, an AK, and an AR it's ALL TRUE!!!

Posted: 1/27/2006 7:51:37 PM EDT

[#27]

Quoted:
Quoted:

After a long day at the range you relax by watching "Red Dawn"
After a long day at the range you relax by watching "Blackhawk Down"
After a long day at the range you relax by ~~visiting the chiropractor~~ ~~watching "Enemy at the Gates"~~ Talvisota

Fixed that part. Otherwise, outstading!

enemy at the gates was a terrible movie

how so?

Posted: 1/27/2006 7:58:05 PM EDT

[#28]

pretty cool!

Posted: 1/27/2006 8:00:19 PM EDT

[#29]

Quoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:

After a long day at the range you relax by watching "Red Dawn"
After a long day at the range you relax by watching "Blackhawk Down"
After a long day at the range you relax by ~~visiting the chiropractor~~ ~~watching "Enemy at the Gates"~~ Talvisota

Fixed that part. Otherwise, outstading!

enemy at the gates was a terrible movie

+1, the gun pron wasnt even worth it

What about Rachel Weiszs ass?

Posted: 1/27/2006 8:34:38 PM EDT

[#30]

Didn't read the thread, but at a GA shoot a few years ago, we timed mag dumps to see if a newspaper article was correct on how fast an AR bullet-hose could empty a mag. I believe we tested an AR, an AK, and....wait for it...a Mosin WITH bayonet! Even though the Mosin mag held less ammo, it was still the slowest, but it won on 'reach' after the mag was empty. Oh, and the newpaper was WRONG, duh.
I may have pictures from that shoot somewhere.

ByteTheBullet (-:

OK, followed the link. That's pretty funny stuff...

Posted: 1/27/2006 8:39:57 PM EDT

[#31]

Quoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:

After a long day at the range you relax by watching "Red Dawn"
After a long day at the range you relax by watching "Blackhawk Down"
After a long day at the range you relax by ~~visiting the chiropractor~~ ~~watching "Enemy at the Gates"~~ Talvisota

Fixed that part. Otherwise, outstading!

enemy at the gates was a terrible movie

how so?

a bunch of russkies with english accents?

the "showdown at high noon" between zaitsev and the kraut?

shooting a commo wire at a few hundred yards with a PU equipped 91/30 nagant?

butchering "War Of The Rats" in order to make this abomination.

rachel weisz couldnt even make up for these deficiencies.

Posted: 1/27/2006 9:09:13 PM EDT

[#32]

Posted: 1/27/2006 10:06:43 PM EDT

[#33]

Recoil often used to relocate shoulders thrown out by the previous shot.

You can bayonet your foe on the other side of the river without leaving the comfort of your hole.

God I love my mosins

Posted: 1/27/2006 10:14:42 PM EDT

[#34]

I gotta be me some C&R firearms.

Posted: 1/27/2006 10:19:02 PM EDT

[#35]

Posted: 1/27/2006 10:32:00 PM EDT

[#36]

Best laugh I've had in a long time.

Posted: 1/27/2006 11:19:35 PM EDT

[#37]

Quoted:
After cleaning your rifle you have a strong urge for hotdogs and Apple Pie

Hehehe....he said PIE!

And four ibuprofin for the bad fuckin headach you'll have after firing three to five molly-whoppers out of that sum bitch!!!

Posted: 1/27/2006 11:32:17 PM EDT

[#38]

Mosin Nagant: Your rifle has fought against itself and won every time.

Posted: 1/28/2006 12:41:14 AM EDT

[#39]

That is fricking AWESOME.

I'm still curious why everyone bitches about the recoil on Mosin-Nagant's though. It's comporable to .30-06, right? So what's the big deal?

Posted: 1/28/2006 1:13:10 AM EDT

[#40]

Quoted:
That is fricking AWESOME.

I'm still curious why everyone bitches about the recoil on Mosin-Nagant's though. It's comporable to .30-06, right? So what's the big deal?

Two words: Steel buttplate.

Posted: 1/28/2006 1:43:02 AM EDT

[#41]

tag

Posted: 1/28/2006 1:57:21 AM EDT

[#42]

Truer words...I have to get me a non-sporterized Mosin now. I picked up a sporterized one in Tulsa for $75 and hope to get a good deal on one. Its on my list...

Quoted:
Quoted:
That is fricking AWESOME.

I'm still curious why everyone bitches about the recoil on Mosin-Nagant's though. It's comporable to .30-06, right? So what's the big deal?

Two words: Steel buttplate.

See also: 8mm Mauser, steel buttplate, and 154gr Turkish ammo from 1943. Can you say over 2900fps?!?! (See here, scroll down 3/4 of page to chart)

Posted: 1/28/2006 1:58:20 AM EDT

[#43]

Posted: 1/28/2006 5:50:51 AM EDT

[#44]

Posted: 1/28/2006 6:15:18 AM EDT

[#45]

Quoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:

After a long day at the range you relax by watching "Red Dawn"
After a long day at the range you relax by watching "Blackhawk Down"
After a long day at the range you relax by ~~visiting the chiropractor~~ ~~watching "Enemy at the Gates"~~ Talvisota

Fixed that part. Otherwise, outstading!

enemy at the gates was a terrible movie

how so?

a bunch of russkies with english accents?
the "showdown at high noon" between zaitsev and the kraut?
shooting a commo wire at a few hundred yards with a PU equipped 91/30 nagant?
butchering "War Of The Rats" in order to make this abomination.

rachel weisz couldnt even make up for these deficiencies.

But the Stukas where cool .