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Posted: 1/24/2006 6:19:02 PM EDT
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Posted: 1/24/2006 6:20:11 PM EDT
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Where did I put that popcorn? I'll have to watch this . . . 
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Posted: 1/24/2006 6:20:58 PM EDT
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Posted: 1/24/2006 6:22:01 PM EDT
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www.realultimatepower.net/ It's an easy choice.... if you ask me. |
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Posted: 1/24/2006 6:22:57 PM EDT
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Wear earplugs everywhere you go.
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Posted: 1/24/2006 6:22:59 PM EDT
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'stealthy walking' comes after wall climbing.
come back once you have learned the prerequisite skills, grasshoppa. |
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Posted: 1/24/2006 6:24:19 PM EDT
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Carry a BIGGER stick and you'll walk more softly.
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Posted: 1/24/2006 6:24:27 PM EDT
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Walk barefooted. |
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Posted: 1/24/2006 6:26:05 PM EDT
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Go to a shopping mall and apply for a security job there. It shouldn't take more than 2-3 weeks.
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Posted: 1/24/2006 6:26:25 PM EDT
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Posted: 1/24/2006 6:29:50 PM EDT
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Posted: 1/24/2006 6:30:03 PM EDT
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My ex-gf's brother was just like these guys only he was serious about it....it was sad, he was a total pot head, 21 years old, worked at Taco Bell and wanted to be a ninja when he "grew up" I should also add that he was not mentally or physically disabled in any way. He would play around with numchucks, and had a $20 sword....He didn't believe in guns....how can you "not believe in guns?' I'd clean mine right in front of him!!! what more proof do you need? He also wanted bear claws so he could climb trees or some shit....bloody marvelous!!!
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Posted: 1/24/2006 6:30:19 PM EDT
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just by posting this, to me you're already a ninja
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Posted: 1/24/2006 6:32:20 PM EDT
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Posted: 1/24/2006 6:35:18 PM EDT
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Ninja U.
I'm working on my Masters right now. |
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Posted: 1/24/2006 6:37:47 PM EDT
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I've already completed the on-line course and I'm invisible now. Can you see me? I thought so.
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Posted: 1/24/2006 6:37:53 PM EDT
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Master Ninja? Sweet!! 
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Posted: 1/24/2006 6:43:22 PM EDT
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I wanted to get my Ninja Master training but my last name is Bater and I just couldn't get comfortable with it for some reason.
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Posted: 1/24/2006 6:53:10 PM EDT
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There is actually a book in my local library on this subject.
It is called "The Invisible Ninja: Ancient Secrets of Suprise" by Achida Kim I thought it was a badass book when i was 13. It showcases the "monkey stealing a peach" move 
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Posted: 1/24/2006 7:22:17 PM EDT
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You need to start off by getting a treadless boot, something like these... |
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Posted: 1/24/2006 7:25:16 PM EDT
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if i was you id get into nuclear weapons. nuclear weapons always trump ninjas.
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Posted: 1/24/2006 7:39:10 PM EDT
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 Great Advice. |
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Posted: 1/24/2006 7:44:20 PM EDT
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I would have to disagree 
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Posted: 1/24/2006 7:54:35 PM EDT
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take the power rangers video course it's on Sat mornings.
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Posted: 1/24/2006 8:04:18 PM EDT
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My neighbor(policeman), when I lived in Decatur, AL quit his police job to move to Nashville to 'become a ninja'. Hearing him talk was one of the funniest things I've ever heard in my life |
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Posted: 1/24/2006 8:11:41 PM EDT
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Man, I have to admit, ninja stuff was cool when I was a kid. Although it is a cool thing to really learn. You have to like move to Japan and study for years under a grandmaster. Here in America, although you are silent., any dude with a night vision monocle from Big 5 can still see you. Hey you are in TX this Ryu is only a hop and a skip away in AZ Be a Ninja, no funny links |
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Posted: 1/24/2006 8:13:33 PM EDT
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Learn from the Urban Ninja
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Posted: 1/24/2006 8:42:07 PM EDT
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A good practice drill is to duct tape a carton of fresh eggs to the sole of each shoe when you go out.
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Posted: 1/24/2006 8:43:02 PM EDT
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Posted: 1/24/2006 8:46:14 PM EDT
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My neighborhood has really gone downhill since the ninjas moved in.
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Posted: 1/24/2006 8:49:34 PM EDT
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That fucker is liable to get shot. That chick on the bike is crazy hot. |
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Posted: 1/24/2006 9:37:10 PM EDT
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lol urban ninja kicks ass
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Posted: 1/24/2006 10:33:26 PM EDT
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Watch Bruce Lee movies like all the other mall ninjas.
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Posted: 1/24/2006 10:44:19 PM EDT
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Posted: 1/24/2006 10:55:14 PM EDT
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I'm saving time and buying my Ninja Degree from www.degreeforge.com |
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Posted: 1/24/2006 10:57:26 PM EDT
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Damn, that's some funny shit... I think I've got to send that out to my friends. ~Dg84 |
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Posted: 1/24/2006 11:22:10 PM EDT
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Posted: 1/25/2006 8:56:50 AM EDT
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You need to ducktape a level IV ballistic plate to your back and get some wall climbing boots. You know. Like the kind real ninjas wear.
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Posted: 1/25/2006 9:00:56 AM EDT
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Holy crap...........damn.....................where is the ninja smiley when you need it?
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Posted: 1/25/2006 9:03:52 AM EDT
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Lately I've been walking my dog around the block at night and it being dark and all I've decide that I want to learn the ways of the ninja.
Okay, first thing, if you are serious, you're going to have to kill your dog. He is only going to draw attention, and bark at stuff, and generally give you away. No respectable ninja would be seen walking a dog, not even a small black stealthy dog. |
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Posted: 1/25/2006 9:05:35 AM EDT
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Posted: 1/25/2006 9:08:33 AM EDT
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Will he be a Country and Western Ninja? or did he got to Nashville to be on Nashville Ninja Star? I never thought Nashville would be the place for a certified Ninja school, I thought it was just guitars and bars and cowboy hats and harmonicas Maybe they have cowboy ninjas |
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Posted: 1/25/2006 10:14:12 AM EDT
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From Kung Fu, you must learn to walk on rice paper without leaving a mark...OLD SKOOL Grasshopper!
ByteTheBullet (-: |
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Posted: 1/25/2006 10:21:04 AM EDT
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First, you must take sheeet, leave no stink.
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Posted: 1/25/2006 10:45:54 AM EDT
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Hmmm, interesting
Girls only want guys who have skills, like hacking skills, bow staff skills. Contact Rex kwan do and see if he can help you. Good luck in your journey. |
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Posted: 1/25/2006 10:51:56 AM EDT
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Posted: 1/25/2006 10:58:46 AM EDT
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