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Posted: 1/24/2006 11:05:55 AM EDT
[#1]
Now tell me why people hate HR Managers?
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Posted: 1/24/2006 11:06:32 AM EDT
[#2]
well if you're gonna get fired .........
It may as well be for wrestling with the bald headed champ !! 
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Posted: 1/24/2006 11:07:08 AM EDT
[#3]
If he really is slow, then I feel sorry for the guy. Must be hard getting real pie.
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Posted: 1/24/2006 11:07:25 AM EDT
[#4]
Damn, sorry to hear that. MrClean4hire has a new baby at home too.
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Posted: 1/24/2006 11:08:15 AM EDT
[#5]
WTF? 
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Posted: 1/24/2006 11:09:39 AM EDT
[#6]
I have this disability, Doc. Whoops! There it goes again.
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Posted: 1/24/2006 11:10:42 AM EDT
[#7]
 That it SO wrong, funny, but wrong!
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Posted: 1/24/2006 11:10:52 AM EDT
[#8]
LMAO. If the pit was still open..... |
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Posted: 1/24/2006 11:11:56 AM EDT
[#9]
Why can't the guy wack off at home rather than work, when at work he is supposed to be working.
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Posted: 1/24/2006 11:12:08 AM EDT
[#10]
 Sean |
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Posted: 1/24/2006 11:13:04 AM EDT
[#11]
It was a joke...no flame intended for MrClean4hire. His screen-name was just so appropriate, I couldn't help myself.
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Posted: 1/24/2006 11:13:33 AM EDT
[#12]
So bad. But funny. |
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Posted: 1/24/2006 11:15:27 AM EDT
[#13]
Damn that is funny.
Max |
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Posted: 1/24/2006 11:15:58 AM EDT
[#14]
Wow. I gotta start buying stocks in keyboard manufactuers.. people on AFRCOM go threw them like ammo! 
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Posted: 1/24/2006 11:21:30 AM EDT
[#15]
BWAHAHAHAHA |
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Posted: 1/24/2006 11:24:37 AM EDT
[#16]
+1 |
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Posted: 1/24/2006 11:25:21 AM EDT
[#17]
Can't wait to see the pay-back on this one! CombatJack might want to chime in too. |
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Posted: 1/24/2006 11:30:37 AM EDT
[#18]
Reminds me of that story in the brother of the shield forum or somewhere...about the guy that did it every 30 minutes...maybe it was somewhere else, I can't find it now...
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Posted: 1/24/2006 11:31:30 AM EDT
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Posted: 1/24/2006 11:31:38 AM EDT
[#20]
 Cheers to a good internet slam!
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Posted: 1/24/2006 11:33:01 AM EDT
[#21]
you guys are too harsh...maybe it was a REALLY good magazine
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Posted: 1/24/2006 11:34:59 AM EDT
[#22]
No impulse control. BTW is wacking off at work wrong? Just asking. |
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Posted: 1/24/2006 11:36:04 AM EDT
[#23]
Damn, that was quick! And yes, I feel sorry for the guy too. |
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Posted: 1/24/2006 11:36:14 AM EDT
[#24]
When I worked at **** (rhymes with "shits") Camera, one of the photo lab guys got caught jerking off in the back room.
 A customer had dropped off some nudie photos and he had saved the waste prints for himself.
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Posted: 1/24/2006 11:36:29 AM EDT
[#25]
I try to avoid it, but so long as you are not on company time, and you wash your hands after, I don't see the problem with it. |
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Posted: 1/24/2006 11:36:52 AM EDT
[#26]
Was he on his smoke/lunch break or on the clock?
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Posted: 1/24/2006 11:37:22 AM EDT
[#27]
He should ask to see the company policy that forbids it. Especially since he was in the restroom behind a closed door. |
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Posted: 1/24/2006 11:50:23 AM EDT
[#28]
I dunno if I could work at a place after I've been caught whacking it. I think the jokes/rumors would be friggin rough. ETA: I have not done the "dirty deed" at any job of mine... I was just saying...that the jokes/looks would be unberable. Had to clear that one up! 
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Posted: 1/24/2006 11:53:32 AM EDT
[#29]
If this isn't one of the best reasons why "Employees must wash hands before returning to work", then I don't know what is.
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Posted: 1/24/2006 11:55:34 AM EDT
[#30]
I nailed the boss' niece on his desk but never got caught.
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Posted: 1/24/2006 11:57:36 AM EDT
[#31]
We get a new cleaning crew in our office at least once every six months because of problems.
Masturbation has yet to be a problem. |
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Posted: 1/24/2006 11:58:27 AM EDT
[#32]
<donger> No more yanky my wankie! </donger> |
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Posted: 1/24/2006 11:58:35 AM EDT
[#33]
Years ago they caught two steelworkers givin each other BJ's underneath the coke batteries... Union they were, so couldn't fire em for bein queer, so they axed em for takin a second lunch...
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Posted: 1/24/2006 11:59:50 AM EDT
[#34]
 I hate bad puns. |
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Posted: 1/24/2006 12:01:56 PM EDT
[#35]
 I have some very snappy unlady like things to say but I had better keep them to myself!Patty |
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Posted: 1/24/2006 12:09:24 PM EDT
[#36]
Thats bullshit. They fire a cleaning guy for doing his job. He was only cleaning his pipe.
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Posted: 1/24/2006 12:19:22 PM EDT
[#37]
[George Costanza] "Was that wrong?" [/George Costanza]
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Posted: 1/24/2006 12:26:59 PM EDT
[#38]
At least he wasn't stealing.
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Posted: 1/24/2006 12:27:53 PM EDT
[#39]
Lends new meaning to 'Break Time'.
You can get FIRED for that?
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Posted: 1/24/2006 12:43:34 PM EDT
[#40]
Under the tree, the Chestnut tree
the village idiot sat. Amusing himself by abusing himself and catching it in his hat! |
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Posted: 1/24/2006 12:46:02 PM EDT
[#41]
That you know of. Don't look to closely or you may get scared. |
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Posted: 1/24/2006 12:56:14 PM EDT
[#42]
Uh, dude -- you need to get yourself an ultraviolet lamp, right f-ing now!
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Posted: 1/24/2006 1:04:40 PM EDT
[#43]
IF he got caught 3 times, you gotta wonder how many times he was actually doing it.
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Posted: 1/24/2006 1:06:39 PM EDT
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Posted: 1/24/2006 1:06:45 PM EDT
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I would say everyday. |
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Posted: 1/24/2006 1:21:00 PM EDT
[#46]
Where I work the only people who get paid to jerk off are supervisors. The rest of the employees are supposed to sit around and do nothing.
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Posted: 1/24/2006 1:25:17 PM EDT
[#47]
They call that "Fucking The Dog" Do you want to be known as the dog fucker at work?
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Posted: 1/24/2006 1:26:05 PM EDT
[#48]
Yea, we had a guy at my last job that was hitting the porn sites on the office computer at night, so they set up a concealed camera to confirm it. During the day the camera was covered up with a red shop rag so as not to be easily noticed and before leaving each day the boss man would remove the rag.
One day the suspect was sitting in the room where the camera was, so the boss just wrote it off for that evening and didn't attempt to pull the rag off. The next day when the morning crew came in, it was their job to review the security camera tape from the night before. They had no idea that the boss forgot to pull the rag off the camera, so he just watches the video unaware. Lo and behold the suspect comes into the shop that night, pulls "the rag" off of the camera , loads up a porn tape into the shop VCR and goes at it ! OMG what a moron! He actually unveiled the camera. Anyway, the management decided to go ahead and fire the guy for doing the deed while at work.The funny thing was that the guy attempted to challenge his termination and when his legal representitive contacted the boss they referred to him as "Semein" when his real name was Simeon. The boss man almost lost it on the phone when he heard that. Needless to say when the legal rep was informed of the video evidence they dropped his case. 
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Posted: 1/24/2006 1:28:20 PM EDT
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Posted: 1/24/2006 1:31:06 PM EDT
[#50]
There was a kid in the school down the road from ours that had this problem.
He got caught one day....with has hands in his pocket wacking it. Suspended... He later got caught while hiding inside a large waist high cabnet with his pants down while whacking it. He was kicked out of school and told never to come back (private school). |
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