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Posted: 1/24/2006 4:10:59 AM EDT
At work. There is a guy that we all suspect that he and his wife swing. Just based on some of the stuff he says and does. Almost like the old Monty Python "wink wink nudge nudge" routine. He's never admitted it but, he has talked about doing stuff like skinny dipping in the hot tub and such with other couples around or banging his wife on the deck by his pool. Almost like he was testing the waters so to speak, to see if others would be interested in showing up with thier wife or girlfriend. The running joke now is if you get invited over to his place for dinner, the wife will seduce you and he will video tape it form the closet, followed by a new show on some web site.
It just makes one (the single guys mainly) wonder if it would be worth a try.  His wife is quite the looker.
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Posted: 1/24/2006 4:14:12 AM EDT
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Heathens
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Posted: 1/24/2006 4:16:49 AM EDT
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I thought the term was Hedonism. |
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Posted: 1/24/2006 4:18:37 AM EDT
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I think you should have your wife seduce him first. Then, you could post the tape on the internet. Have all your friends watch your wife have sex with another guy, and ask them if they think it is a good idea. If they say yeah, go for it, then you should.
ETA: Or.... maybe he jumps out of the closet for another reason..... [pun intended] |
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Posted: 1/24/2006 4:21:16 AM EDT
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Hedonistic heathens. |
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Posted: 1/24/2006 4:22:34 AM EDT
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Posted: 1/24/2006 4:23:29 AM EDT
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Didn't we just do 40+ pages on this? All the way to autolock?
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Posted: 1/24/2006 4:24:00 AM EDT
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Posted: 1/24/2006 4:24:28 AM EDT
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Posted: 1/24/2006 4:25:35 AM EDT
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Yes... |
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Posted: 1/24/2006 4:26:31 AM EDT
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Is she hot?
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Posted: 1/24/2006 4:28:42 AM EDT
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That's the other thing we joked about. I doubt my girlfriend would appreciate the idea. the guy we are talking about, is the kind of guy who has some "issues". He is either a sexual deviant or a guy waiting for the oportunity to climb a tall tower with a highpowered rifle with a black sock tied around his forehead like Rambo. |
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Posted: 1/24/2006 4:30:00 AM EDT
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I was away for the last week, I must have missed that one. |
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Posted: 1/24/2006 5:19:59 AM EDT
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Pics please. Or i'll raise the BS flag.
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Posted: 1/24/2006 5:24:54 AM EDT
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Your Search fu is weak...  Just teasing...fun thread, actually... Linky to the Swingers |
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Posted: 1/24/2006 5:26:44 AM EDT
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I have heard that such parties are more fun than the time when you were a kid and they locked you in the candy store overnight. But that is just secondhand rumor, you know. |
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Posted: 1/24/2006 5:28:48 AM EDT
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What is he going to post pics of? The dude at his work? All he said was that think the guy and his lady might be swingers. |
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Posted: 1/24/2006 5:31:29 AM EDT
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The "Looker". DUH! |
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Posted: 1/24/2006 5:33:59 AM EDT
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heathens
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Posted: 1/24/2006 5:44:00 AM EDT
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the 26 yr old male in me says "DO IT!!!VIDEOTAPE IT!! POST IT!!"
 the married man in me says "no way, not worth it dude..."  you decide who to listen to... 
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Posted: 1/24/2006 5:44:16 AM EDT
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Didn't we just have this discussion, too? It's Hedonistic Heathens.
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Posted: 1/24/2006 11:25:43 AM EDT
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Who?
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Posted: 1/24/2006 11:27:44 AM EDT
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Hrm.
Take one for the team.. go for it, and then give us a range report! 
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Posted: 1/24/2006 11:29:45 AM EDT
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Posted: 1/24/2006 11:30:14 AM EDT
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Hooker generally means you have to pay...
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Posted: 1/24/2006 11:49:05 AM EDT
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I'm sure her husband has plans... |
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Posted: 1/24/2006 11:53:24 AM EDT
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If things don't go right, he may have to.
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Posted: 1/24/2006 11:56:57 AM EDT
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+1
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Posted: 1/24/2006 12:00:21 PM EDT
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I would bone his wife if I were you.
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Posted: 1/24/2006 12:02:38 PM EDT
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anything involving more than one penis breaks the two penis rule!
Or is it anything involving more than two penis' breaks the one penis rule? I'm confused. |
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Posted: 1/24/2006 12:36:50 PM EDT
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I thought the term was "lifestylers." |
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Posted: 1/24/2006 12:56:28 PM EDT
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Yeah,it starts out with him wanting to watch you pork his dick-pig old lady, and then all the sudden he's caressing your thigh and wanting to braid dickheads with you.
No fucking thanks. 
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Posted: 1/24/2006 12:58:51 PM EDT
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Would you settle for a BJ then?
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Posted: 1/24/2006 3:53:54 PM EDT
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Its only sex. What's the big deal?
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Posted: 1/24/2006 3:57:20 PM EDT
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Eh, that was a whopping 2 weeks ago; usually AR15 is able to duplicate a topic in two days normally! 
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Posted: 1/24/2006 4:49:36 PM EDT
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Because of topics like this, I just renewed and upgraded to GOLD.
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Posted: 1/24/2006 4:53:14 PM EDT
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Glad to see ya stuck around, Hedo.
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Posted: 1/24/2006 4:58:45 PM EDT
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Thanks tc556, check the bio... They can --> Kiss my ass. <--Post #300 |
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Posted: 1/24/2006 5:02:07 PM EDT
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Very cool. Nice collection, BTW |
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Posted: 1/24/2006 5:04:53 PM EDT
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I agree. |
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Posted: 1/24/2006 5:07:10 PM EDT
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Everyone I've ever met who was known to "swing" had obvious "issues"--including the oddball couple who live across the street from me. I'd best be careful what I say though--they make their living by suing.
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Posted: 1/24/2006 5:07:32 PM EDT
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Bama, your the reason why we jumped out of the closet in the first place... Thanks... |
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Posted: 1/24/2006 5:08:47 PM EDT
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Well BEEKEEPER, you can change that opinion, because you now know US! |
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Posted: 1/24/2006 5:09:49 PM EDT
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Do ye smell it? 40 pages? or will they lock this...
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Posted: 1/24/2006 5:11:24 PM EDT
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I said "everyone I've ever met"--I haven't met you (AFAIK). You may be fine and wonderful--and fully sane. I wasn't passing judgement, or even expressing an opinion--just stating an observation. |
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Posted: 1/24/2006 5:14:51 PM EDT
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What's wrong with that? |
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Posted: 1/24/2006 5:18:48 PM EDT
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wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute.............. WTF is a braided dickhead?
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Posted: 1/24/2006 5:22:59 PM EDT
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I didn't say I wanted to do it, I don't think my girlfriend would take to kindly to it, she doesn't like to share. The guy that made this subject possible is just got a few querks about him. He and his wife never go anywhere without each other except for work. She is very submissive around him. It's rare that anyone is ever invited over to thier home and also rare that they will accept an invite to another persons house, yet they often go over to "friends" houses several miles away on the weekends. The one time I was invited to the house it was to see some gun stuff he was collecting because he wanted my opinion about it. It felt more like he was having the wife take a look at me and talk about my now ex-wife (this happened a few years ago before my divorce) and socializing more away from work. Went out to dinner once but nothing more. I look back at it now and just kinda wonder if my perceptions were right at the time. Since my divorce we still get along at work, but he hasn't extended the invite again. Which is ok by me.
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Posted: 1/24/2006 5:30:52 PM EDT
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Isn't the sock overdoing it a bit?
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Posted: 1/24/2006 5:31:23 PM EDT
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Glad to see the thread back on topic.
Questions: Does this husband/wife combo seem like they trust each other implicitly? -or- Do they seem like people who would go behind each others backs for a little fun? The difference is huge, and makes the all the difference between swingers and others. |
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Posted: 1/24/2006 5:31:30 PM EDT
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I don't know....sounds a little different than last thread.
Probably because this thread sounds like it deals with Voyeuristic hedonistic heathens. We haven't covered those yet.
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