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Posted: 1/23/2006 10:11:00 PM EDT
[#1]
is this a joke?
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Posted: 1/23/2006 10:13:16 PM EDT
[#2]
no kidding |
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Posted: 1/23/2006 10:14:01 PM EDT
[#3]
Damn... we have a winner... that was quick...
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Posted: 1/23/2006 10:14:15 PM EDT
[#4]
It would be like Paul Rubens vs. Darth Maul.
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Posted: 1/23/2006 10:17:09 PM EDT
[#5]
when dog was still trying to come up with some hard ass comment the Norris would already be cleaning eye juice off his boots.
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Posted: 1/23/2006 10:26:53 PM EDT
[#6]
Chuck would stuff that can of mace pretty far up Dogs ass.
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Posted: 1/23/2006 10:29:26 PM EDT
[#7]
the only thing that can kill Chuck Norris is another Chuck Norris.
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Posted: 1/23/2006 10:31:58 PM EDT
[#8]
And there can be only one Chuck Norris 
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Posted: 1/23/2006 10:34:03 PM EDT
[#9]
 I like Leland. I'd say he has a better chance. |
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Posted: 1/23/2006 10:35:03 PM EDT
[#10]
I'm posting only because I think rwinn625 avatar is funny as shit
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Posted: 1/23/2006 10:39:29 PM EDT
[#11]
Ha ha ha. You've got to be fucking kidding me.
Dog's head would explode at Chuck's mere thought. |
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Posted: 1/23/2006 10:40:24 PM EDT
[#12]
He would chug the mace and then stuff the empty canister it up his arse. Then he would laugh so hard it would cause all the volcanos in Hawaii to go off and sink the islands forever. |
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Posted: 1/23/2006 11:04:08 PM EDT
[#13]
Excuse me for being ignorant but who is this ''Dog'' sum bitch?
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Posted: 1/24/2006 4:32:22 AM EDT
[#14]
www.dogthebountyhunter.com/intro.php 
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Posted: 1/24/2006 4:33:36 AM EDT
[#15]
+1 |
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Posted: 1/24/2006 4:35:51 AM EDT
[#16]
This thread will make Chuck Norris angry.
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Posted: 1/24/2006 4:35:55 AM EDT
[#17]
Would Dog have his wife with him? If so, I give the advantage to Dog. I for one would never go up against those cans.
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Posted: 1/24/2006 4:41:07 AM EDT
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She could feed all the people in every starving nation with just one of those cans! Of course, it would be like feeding a mouse with a firehose.. |
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Posted: 1/24/2006 4:57:07 AM EDT
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Dog is a convicted felon. He can't own guns.
Chuck is not a convicted felon. He can own guns. Big difference. Oh, and based on his competition experience alone. Chuck could take dog to the pound with no trouble. |
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Posted: 1/24/2006 5:01:22 AM EDT
[#20]
Chuck all the way!
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Posted: 1/24/2006 6:26:49 AM EDT
[#21]
Chuck will wipe the floor with him.
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Posted: 1/24/2006 6:37:03 AM EDT
[#22]
 
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Posted: 1/24/2006 6:47:07 AM EDT
[#23]
ever notice that the Dog and his bitch have the same hair do?
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Posted: 1/24/2006 6:56:16 AM EDT
[#24]
I just did.... LMAO |
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Posted: 1/24/2006 7:05:13 AM EDT
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It'll make him want to roundhouse kick the entire Internet. |
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Posted: 1/24/2006 7:09:15 AM EDT
[#26]
Please. Chuck Norris would not even waste his time. He'd have his agent roundhouse kick Dog to the head just for suggesting that he should fight Chuck Norris.
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Posted: 1/24/2006 7:10:11 AM EDT
[#27]
kaboomage? 
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Posted: 1/24/2006 7:10:27 AM EDT
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Posted: 1/24/2006 7:11:03 AM EDT
[#29]
ROTFLMAO 
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Posted: 1/24/2006 7:19:13 AM EDT
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Posted: 1/24/2006 7:39:49 AM EDT
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Dog was a drugged out jackass. He doesn't do drugs anymore.
(...Still a jackass) |
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Posted: 1/24/2006 7:44:17 AM EDT
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You gotta be kidding me... Did you see the epsisode where they were in the parking lot of an appartment complex and they 'got all jerry springer' on the owners, like a bunch of trailer trash (which they are btw). Leland was fighting like a girl! Like a girl!!! I second the comment that the only thing that can kill chuck norris is another chuck norris. |
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Posted: 1/24/2006 7:46:54 AM EDT
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My current understanding is that William Shatner is the new king. edit: here is the link: www.ar15.com/forums/topic.html?b=1&f=5&t=429193
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Posted: 1/24/2006 7:53:29 AM EDT
[#34]
Chuck Norris wouldn't fight dog, Chuck doesn't hit women. However, he would laugh at the thought and the vibrations from Chuck's mighty laugh would kill dog and his kids.
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Posted: 1/24/2006 9:03:41 AM EDT
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Wasn't impressed with the website or this dog-dick feller. And all I got to say about dog dick squarin off with the mighty Chuck Norris which is a real american badass is that chances are that dog- dick would probably look real funny down on his knees tryin to ''suck a golf ball thru a Chuck Norris brand garden hose'' with no teeth. Nightowl out!!! |
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Posted: 1/24/2006 9:11:40 AM EDT
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He is a trailer trash attention whore who is a disgrace to professional fugitive investigators. |
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Posted: 1/24/2006 9:12:08 AM EDT
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Bwahaha no joke, my first thought when I saw that was, "Dang these people need some class". Its on the interent somewheres. |
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Posted: 1/24/2006 9:15:08 AM EDT
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OK,OK....
If Dog gets his fat bitch wife, then Chuck gets a Mini-Mike Ditka tied behind his back. In that case I think it would be VERY close... Chuck Norris would win in 7.9 seconds with Mini-Ditka landing 48 punchs to Dog's wfie's breasts. ~Dg84 
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Posted: 1/24/2006 9:16:50 AM EDT
[#39]
Dog does have one helluva mullet.
+1 for Chuck and the win. |
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Posted: 1/24/2006 9:17:01 AM EDT
[#40]
What if Dog put on the Jack Bauer sunglasses of death?
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Posted: 1/24/2006 9:28:46 AM EDT
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Except bruce has died, thus he is not as invinsible as chuck. P.S. if you have a chuck and an Anti-chuck and they touched there would be enough energy released to vaporise the entire universe. |
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Posted: 1/24/2006 9:39:09 AM EDT
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Please.....yeah that will help him get his ass kicked faster. He could use them to hide a black eye (or is that an eye of color??) if Chuck didn't round house kick his head clean off. Like I said Chuck will be angry at this thread. 
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