I bought a canister of FOX pepper spray for my girlfriend. She likes to ride her bike.  Its rural at her parents place and she almost got bit by one when she was riding. She left the spray on her dresser when she went home.  Her mom thought it was a horn, like those in the hockey arenas.  She sneaked up on her husband and gave him a toot.  OH MY GOD! The entire house was filled with this stuff.  Made you gag and tear something awful.  They both ran out of the house with their bird and dog in tow. I almost fell of my chair laughing.  

It is hard to pass judgement based on this example, but they don't seem to be the smartest people. How is yer woman in the noggin?

radioman

She darn bright.  Has a BSN and is a super athlete.  Common sense has nothing to do with smarts!

Does Moms know how to read...?

I'll tell ya what, that stuff may work on people, but I tried it to break up two of my dogs who were intent on killing each other and it had no effect whatsoever.  Then I was charged with breaking up the dogfight amidst a cloud of this stuff.

Not much fun there.

You might be able to use it to ruin someone's day, but I sure wouldn't trust it to save my ass.

Ah, yes.  Pepper spray.  My personal signature "goodnight" at the local titty-bars.  One healthy shot in the A/C intake in the men's room and it's off to the parking lot to watch the fun.