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Posted: 1/21/2006 8:02:51 PM EDT
A video format extolling Chuck's abilities.

Round House Kick

Death Hand Grip
Link Posted: 1/21/2006 8:03:43 PM EDT
[#1]
Link Posted: 1/21/2006 8:04:26 PM EDT
[#2]
That was some funny stuff!

Link Posted: 1/21/2006 8:04:35 PM EDT
[#3]
Link Posted: 1/21/2006 8:05:49 PM EDT
[#4]
that was fuggin awesome!

he punched that woman he just helped.  She must have not thanked him.
Link Posted: 1/21/2006 8:05:55 PM EDT
[#5]
Well they're about a month behind the times on that one
Link Posted: 1/21/2006 8:59:54 PM EDT
[#6]
and then Drew's sagging down to her waist breasts on weekend update
Link Posted: 1/21/2006 9:30:08 PM EDT
[#7]
Yeah.  Nice. . .
Link Posted: 1/22/2006 4:31:54 AM EDT
[#9]

Quoted:
Well they're about a month behind the times on that one



I figured that the torch had been passed when I read the following:


"When in Jack Bauer's presence, Chuck Norris urinates sitting down"

Link Posted: 1/22/2006 6:00:49 AM EDT
[#10]

Quoted:
"When in Jack Bauer's presence, Chuck Norris urinates sitting down"



And by "sitting down" they mean, "standing on top of". . .
Link Posted: 1/22/2006 9:23:03 AM EDT
[#11]

Quoted:
Well they're about a month behind the times on that one



that's nothing. The host's name was Sarsgaard or something like that
so they had a skit of him playing himself selling cheap paper filter masks called SARS Guards, you know that virus from about 3-4 years ago
Link Posted: 1/23/2006 8:56:51 AM EDT
[#12]
First, the Pirate Convention skit.  Then the Chuck Norris song.  I really wondered for a moment how many of their writers were hanging out here...
Link Posted: 1/23/2006 9:11:28 AM EDT
[#13]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Well they're about a month behind the times on that one



that's nothing. The host's name was Sarsgaard or something like that
so they had a skit of him playing himself selling cheap paper filter masks called SARS Guards, you know that virus from about 3-4 years ago



Peter Sarsgaard's SARS guard.  That was pretty funny.
Link Posted: 1/23/2006 5:49:10 PM EDT
[#14]
it was an ok skit, but it was years late
Link Posted: 1/25/2006 5:21:12 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 1/25/2006 7:23:59 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 1/25/2006 7:31:10 AM EDT
[#17]
Taged
Link Posted: 1/25/2006 11:05:02 AM EDT
[#18]
Link Posted: 1/25/2006 11:18:38 AM EDT
[#19]
Don't forget the pirate sketch, and there were a few other things that I coulda swore I saw here as well.
Link Posted: 1/25/2006 3:38:58 PM EDT
[#20]
LOL
Link Posted: 1/27/2006 7:39:50 AM EDT
[#21]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Well they're about a month behind the times on that one


that's nothing. The host's name was Sarsgaard or something like that
so they had a skit of him playing himself selling cheap paper filter masks called SARS Guards, you know that virus from about 3-4 years ago


It would have been really funny for the final scene of the video to cut to a picture of a shark jumping through the air, or a person jumping over a shark.

That said, when they first said that Sarsgard guy's name, I told my wife: They should do an SNL advertisement skit for SARS guards.  I left to go surf Arfcom, because most of it was totally lame, but my wife yelled at me to "Come here, come here!" when she saw that they had actually done that.
Link Posted: 1/27/2006 7:43:47 AM EDT
[#22]

Quoted:
First, the Pirate Convention skit.  Then the Chuck Norris song.  I really wondered for a moment how many of their writers were hanging out here...


I wondered that as well.  If they start doing MARPAT skits, you'll know they're looking at our archives.
Link Posted: 1/27/2006 8:03:51 AM EDT
[#23]
Here is a link to the video: Young Chuck Norris

I just saw it for the first time today. Hiilllariousl!
Link Posted: 1/27/2006 8:15:18 AM EDT
[#24]
I didn't find it funny, only annoying and poorly written, like almost all SNL skits nowadays.
Link Posted: 1/27/2006 10:47:42 AM EDT
[#25]

Quoted:
I didn't find it funny, only annoying and poorly written, like almost all SNL skits nowadays.


It looked like an Arfkom Production.  That said, I still thought it was funny.  Did they miss some opportunities?  Of course.  Someday they'll learn that they need at least two arfcommers on staff writing for them.  But I won't be holding my breath.
Link Posted: 1/27/2006 10:53:17 AM EDT
[#26]

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... Someday they'll learn that they need at least two arfcommers on staff writing for them.  But I won't be holding my breath.



Won't happen as long as Tina Couldn't-Be-More-Liberal-If-I-Tried Fey draws breath...
Link Posted: 1/27/2006 11:03:45 AM EDT
[#27]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Well they're about a month behind the times on that one



I figured that the torch had been passed when I read the following:


"When in Jack Bauer's presence, Chuck Norris urinates sitting down"




Jack Bauer is the dried up booger Chuck flicks out the window after driving down a dusty road.
Link Posted: 1/27/2006 11:30:15 AM EDT
[#28]

Quoted:

Quoted:
... Someday they'll learn that they need at least two arfcommers on staff writing for them.  But I won't be holding my breath.


Won't happen as long as Tina Couldn't-Be-More-Liberal-If-I-Tried Fey draws breath...


She just needs a good dicking (from Chuck Norris, no less) coming at her from the left to knock her over toward the Right.

If Chuck's not busy (and my wife approves), I'll jump on the grenade.

You know, do my duty for my country.
Link Posted: 1/27/2006 12:29:19 PM EDT
[#29]
Is there a way to down load this.
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