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Posted: 1/21/2006 6:50:34 PM EDT
Link Posted: 1/21/2006 6:53:46 PM EDT
[#1]

Link Posted: 1/21/2006 6:53:50 PM EDT
[#2]
I cant get past the title....  Makings of a very, very bad joke..

Link Posted: 1/21/2006 6:55:03 PM EDT
[#3]
Water, electricity and your ass. A deadly combination.
Link Posted: 1/21/2006 6:56:07 PM EDT
[#4]
toilet seat stolen....cops have nothing to "go" on..roflmao
Link Posted: 1/21/2006 7:04:53 PM EDT
[#5]

Quoted:
Water, electricity and your ass. A deadly combination.




Worse yet, taking a piss and missing the hole!!!!
Link Posted: 1/21/2006 7:07:16 PM EDT
[#6]

Quoted:
"We may not use it in California, but in colder places like Chicago or New York, in the morning you can program it and it will heat up your toilet seat for about 15 minutes or whatever time you want," Shoushtari said. "You sit on it, you can adjust the water temperature if you want to make it warmer or colder."



I mean, honestly, how fucking cold does a toilet seat get?  I grew up in Canada and lived in some very cold places and never thought:  "Damn, if they only heated these toilet seats."
Link Posted: 1/21/2006 7:07:36 PM EDT
[#7]
I'd be pissed! That's a shitty deal.
Link Posted: 1/21/2006 7:08:32 PM EDT
[#8]
The cops may have to eventualy start checking it for ass prints.
Link Posted: 1/21/2006 7:13:12 PM EDT
[#9]
And another headline from Fark.com becomes an instant Internet meme.
Link Posted: 1/21/2006 7:20:51 PM EDT
[#10]
It was Hielo's toilet seat.
Link Posted: 1/21/2006 7:58:39 PM EDT
[#11]

Quoted:
It was Hielo's toilet seat.



Where have you been?

Absolutely wonderful avatar!

Rick

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