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Posted: 1/20/2006 2:36:08 PM EDT
Link Posted: 1/20/2006 2:36:55 PM EDT
[#1]
Is it the makeup or the blue eyes?
Link Posted: 1/20/2006 2:37:05 PM EDT
[#2]
the cross?



Hadn't been crucified yet so why would he have a cross on his shirt
Link Posted: 1/20/2006 2:37:29 PM EDT
[#3]
It's caucasian?
Link Posted: 1/20/2006 2:37:37 PM EDT
[#4]
It's got a halo, too.  I guess it's a dead baby Jesus doll.
Link Posted: 1/20/2006 2:38:13 PM EDT
[#5]

Quoted:
the cross?




hey, that didn't take long.

Wonder what they were thinking when they did that.
Link Posted: 1/20/2006 2:38:28 PM EDT
[#6]
Is it anatomically correct?
Link Posted: 1/20/2006 2:38:49 PM EDT
[#7]

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It's caucasian?

That's what I noticed first, then the DSLs then the big blue eyes.
Link Posted: 1/20/2006 2:39:06 PM EDT
[#8]
I think that is the Anti-Christ doll.
Link Posted: 1/20/2006 2:40:05 PM EDT
[#9]

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www.babyjesusdoll.com/_images//bj300.gif



The doll doesn't look anything like the guys named Jesus that I know.
Link Posted: 1/20/2006 2:40:31 PM EDT
[#10]
there's also 'afro baby jesus'

Link Posted: 1/20/2006 2:41:12 PM EDT
[#11]
and 'latin baby jesus'

Link Posted: 1/20/2006 2:41:26 PM EDT
[#12]
looks like a girl to me
Link Posted: 1/20/2006 2:41:36 PM EDT
[#13]

Quoted:
the cross?



Hadn't been crucified yet so why would he have a cross on his shirt




Ooooooh yeah!  Just more religious trickery!!
Link Posted: 1/20/2006 2:42:40 PM EDT
[#14]

Quoted:

Quoted:
the cross?



Hadn't been crucified yet so why would he have a cross on his shirt




Ooooooh yeah!  Just more religious trickery!!



It's not trickery, it's just ridiculous.
Link Posted: 1/20/2006 2:44:41 PM EDT
[#15]
That doll did not evolve but is the creation of an Intelligent Design!
Link Posted: 1/20/2006 2:47:16 PM EDT
[#16]
Where in the hell is the Asian Jesus doll?

Damn racist doll makers
Link Posted: 1/20/2006 2:50:38 PM EDT
[#17]
The cross is there simply to imply that the doll is supposed to represent Jesus.  How else would you know what the doll represents?  I mean, the real Jesus was black, wasn't he?
Link Posted: 1/20/2006 2:56:45 PM EDT
[#18]

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 I mean, the real Jesus was black, wasn't he?



No, he was brown.
Link Posted: 1/20/2006 2:57:19 PM EDT
[#19]

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 I mean, the real Jesus was black, wasn't he?



No, he was brown.



Iraqi, to be specific.

I think
Link Posted: 1/20/2006 2:58:07 PM EDT
[#20]

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 I mean, the real Jesus was black, wasn't he?



No, he was brown.



Iraqi, to be specific.

I think



Jesus looked like Sadam?
Link Posted: 1/20/2006 2:58:43 PM EDT
[#21]
Do they float?
Link Posted: 1/20/2006 2:58:57 PM EDT
[#22]
Maybe they might even make a Jewish baby Jesus doll someday!
Link Posted: 1/20/2006 2:59:43 PM EDT
[#23]

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 I mean, the real Jesus was black, wasn't he?



No, he was brown.



Iraqi, to be specific.

I think



Jesus looked like Sadam?



Speakin of Sadam, I saw a pr0n clip yesterday where the dude had her head pinned to the wall while he was boning her.  Right next to her head was a picture of Sadam and an Iraqi flag
Link Posted: 1/20/2006 3:00:41 PM EDT
[#24]

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Do they float?



I think they walk on water.
Link Posted: 1/20/2006 3:05:18 PM EDT
[#25]

Quoted:
Maybe they might even make a Jewish baby Jesus doll someday!



Yeah, but you would have to pull down the pants to know
Link Posted: 1/20/2006 3:08:51 PM EDT
[#26]
Link Posted: 1/20/2006 3:10:01 PM EDT
[#27]
Link Posted: 1/20/2006 3:17:53 PM EDT
[#28]

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Maybe they might even make a Jewish baby Jesus doll someday!



Yeah, but you would have to pull down the pants to know



Circumstantial evidence




Thats just wrong, but I guess that's why it's so funny.
Link Posted: 1/20/2006 3:22:46 PM EDT
[#29]
ooh, look, it's a tactical baby jesus doll holder!

Link Posted: 1/20/2006 3:24:39 PM EDT
[#30]

Quoted:
Is it anatomically correct?


You are one sick bastard...I was going to post the same thing.
Link Posted: 1/20/2006 3:28:59 PM EDT
[#31]

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It's caucasian?

That's what I noticed first, then the DSLs then the big blue eyes.





You are SOOOO going to Hell.
Link Posted: 1/21/2006 10:01:52 AM EDT
[#32]

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It's caucasian?

That's what I noticed first, then the DSLs then the big blue eyes.





You are SOOOO going to Hell.

I was going to hell LONG before that.  After drinking an entire bottle of Captain Morgan Tattoo last night, my liver currently thinks it's their.  It woke up next to me pissed the hell off.
Link Posted: 1/21/2006 3:27:17 PM EDT
[#33]

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Maybe they might even make a Jewish baby Jesus doll someday!



Yeah, but you would have to pull down the pants to know



Circumstantial evidence





Link Posted: 1/21/2006 3:44:16 PM EDT
[#34]
Notice something funny about this baby jesus doll?

Why yes, I noticed right away.  It does not look like Chuck Norris.  

Terrible oversight on the manufacturers part.  I would be looking over my shoulder from now on if I were them.
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