OK, I’m sitting in class tonight trying to finish a second degree in engineering. The class is Advance Strength of Materials. We are calculating the stress on a 525ft long container ship in 10 seas…lots of other details but here is the story…
This guy in the back interrupts and says: Dr. Wolf, when we were in sub training we focused on putting a torpedo smack dead center below the ship. This caused the water to leave that area and thus caused excessive stress mid ship. This lack of support would cause the target ship to crack in two…OK, I say to myself. I am not military and I liked the story…sounds cool…THEN, some stinking fucking hippie across the room says…………………………………
“That’s mean”……
I shit you not….I laughed out loud and just about threw my Pentel .5mm pencil at him just to see if he was for real. Instead, since I had the room’s attention, I said... “It’s called peace through superior firepower”!….silence
Fucking liberals…and in an engineering class. That is all.