User Panel
Posted: 1/19/2006 12:32:13 PM EDT
Behavior Modification and Accelerated Resocialization:
This technology is used to develop and control spies, political candidates, and other public figures through psychological intimidation, fear and extortion. The NSA uses this technology to resocialize (brainwash) the US civilian voting population into "Giving their lives to Christ" (giving up their personal will and civil rights to the NSA). Each subject is required to maintain a "Personal Relationship with Jesus Christ" (following the precepts of the Bible and doing what is ordered by the NSA). The technology is also used to monitor and optimize NSA employee performance and loyalty. Have you ever watched a baseball game? Did you see the catcher and pitcher communicate using a series of itches, baseball cap rearrangement, and clothing tugs? An elaboration of this communication technique is used by the NSA to detect a fleeting thought in a subject or "read minds" so to speak. |
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quoted for insanity |
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The NSA technique is simple; they transmit their human programming message through the audio-visual electronic surveillance equipment installed in your home, car, or office to you. The subliminal message delivered to you could be "Mr. Jones, imagine that the IRS were auditing your taxes.
Think back to a time you have cheated on your taxes and that you are worried that the IRS might find out in an audit. If you have never cheated on your taxes and have nothing to fear you will feel an itch on your right-hand ear lobe that will go away when you scratch it. If you can be caught by an IRS audit, you will feel an itch in the left nostril of your nose that will disappear after you itch it twice." From your perspective, you have just had a fleeting thought about your past tax returns and had an innocent itch (thought label). To the NSA Officer On Duty (ODO), you have just communicated to him whether you have ever cheated on your taxes, and if the IRS could catch you in an audit. |
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Yes fearless leader, I will obey, I will obey..... <slap, slap> wha? where am I?
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And all this time I thought it was my conscience. Silly me. |
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If a person is aware that the NSA has this capability and remains silent, the NSA can transmit a periodic worldwide subliminal message that addresses the person by name and causes them to dream and talk in their sleep. After the person talks, the voiceprint would be eventually identified and the person's location can be identified nearly anywhere in the world. Yes, it is a small world, and getting smaller all the time.
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I like a funny troll, once in a while. Most folks just start arguments. Nice job.
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Curt Cobain of the musical group Nirvana was a victim of NSA brainwashing and was terminated by NSA. Cobain had started writing clues to the NSA activities into his music to communicate it to his music followers. He referred in music to the NSA as the "Friends inside his head". Once the NSA puts on the highest level of brainwashing pain, the subject expires quickly. Cobain used heroin to numb and otherwise slow the effect of the brainwashing.
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Just like in the movie Serenity. |
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What is it about this site that all the Junkies decided to post here?
Must be a NSA brainwashing thing! |
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It is important for the subjects to understand that the NSA controls this technology from nuclear hardened underground shelters and the neighbors next door have nothing to do with the subject's experiences. Nobody has the time or inclination to follow a subject around with a microwave gun to tickle various parts of the body.
We are saturated with microwaves all the time from television stations, communication satellites, etc and yet we do not have any symptoms because microwaves do not have the ability to trigger localized synaptic responses in our brains. Furthermore, when the subject is in a room surrounded by several people, and the subject is the only one experiencing the "thoughts", tingling feelings, etc., then obviously a delivery method is being employed that affects only the subject; high-speed acoustic delivered hypnosis. |
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So, I'd get a better night's sleep if I moved my bed into a faraday cage?
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Don't forget to order the pizza before you take another bong hit.
ARH P.S. What color is the sky today in your world? |
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Wow...what the hell is going on in Michigan? and why the hell do I want to scratch my balls, eat pizza and do my taxes?? Geez this subliminal stuff must be catchy. WBK |
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IR
Sorry, this is boring, lacking incite, not provocative, nor even interesting. You will need to go away and come back when you have something useful to say. |
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drugs are bad mmmmkayyyy TXL |
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You know, if I told you what we did when I worked at NSA, I'd bore you to death, so I wouldn't even have to kill you.
But we never used orbital mind control lasers on anyone. |
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At least I make an informed decision AND I get paid for it. |
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Not in his case. I believe he forgot his medication.
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By any chance does IR stand for Irredeemably Retarded?
Nomination: Dumbest Thread of the Year! I wish The Sarge was still around here; he'd really give IR a good talking to. The last time I read something so dumb and stupid I was ing the DUmmy's. |
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I took a big chance clicking this thread, and it did not dissapoint!
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You guys ever hear about how tv's work both ways? How someone can use your tv as a camera by switching the signal. Just like how a speaker can be used as a microphone.
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I guess I just need to type something in this thread so I can say I was part of one of the bizarest fucking things I have ever read on ARFCOM
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Did you all know that NSA has a special, dedicated "nut-line" for when nutjobs call them.
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For it to be truly effective, you have to ask Patrick Stewart for the gravy.
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1984 Was a Fictional book. |
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Hugo Chavez rents the NSA stuff on holiday weekends. |
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Yes, the gov. went house to house and stole every copy in existance and then nrainwashed everyone into thinking that it never existed. But I know better. ETA: They replaced it with a copy of "Windows For Dummies" so that we would all learn how to use PCs (which are really an advanced form of a Telescreen) |
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I consider 1984 to be a book of prophecy. |
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