WHy is it that every fuckin time I help somebody out when they ask me to I get fuckin dicked.
My best fuckin friend in the whole fuckin world got into a fight with his girlfriend because he called his ex and talked to her and a couple girls he fucked/dated/wants to fuck. Then tells her about it cause he's fuckin wasted, then after he realizes his fuckin mistake he calls me and tells me to talk to her about it and calm her down and figure out why she's so fuckin pissed (as if he doesn't already know).
So I do and while I'm doin what HE ASKED ME TO DO, he calls me and starts bitchin me out for talking to her. then fuckin tells me that he's gonna beat my fuckin head in for talkin to her. I'm like you fuckin told me to!!!! He tells me to fuck off and hangs up the goddamn phone.
That ignorant mutherfucker, i told him not to fuckin call them bitches but NO he does it anyway then gets himself into a shit load of trouble and being the good buddy I am does as he asks and tries to calm her down and help him out, and what do i get for it......a fuckin shitstorm!!!
k i feel mildly better