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Posted: 1/16/2006 1:01:01 PM EDT
1. Suppose you go to see the movie.

2. Later on this year after it warms up a bit, you go on a fairly long fishing, shooting or hunting trip.

3. You stay with your best bud(s) in a remote campsite or cabin.

4. One night, about 3 days into the trip, you're all sitting around the fire. The conversation dies down. You suddenly remember this one movie you saw.

5. You say, quite casually, "So, did you guys ever see Brokeback Mountain ?"

<your buds>. . . .

<you, peering out into the darkness> Guys, I was fixin' to say "It sucked." No, wait, I mean, I was gonna say I didn't like it. .   .   .   .   . Guys?.  .  .  .  Guys?

Link Posted: 1/16/2006 1:03:53 PM EDT
[#1]


Link Posted: 1/16/2006 1:04:20 PM EDT
[#2]
Coming Soon to a Theater Near YOU !!!

"KNOB CREEK MOUNTAIN"


(And THAT is a movie name with as good of a built in pun as the original!)
Link Posted: 1/16/2006 1:07:18 PM EDT
[#3]

Quoted:


Link Posted: 1/16/2006 4:39:33 PM EDT
[#4]

Quoted:
1. Suppose you go to see the movie.

2. Later on this year after it warms up a bit, you go on a fairly long fishing, shooting or hunting trip.

3. You stay with your best bud(s) in a remote campsite or cabin.

4. One night, about 3 days into the trip, you're all sitting around the fire. The conversation dies down. You suddenly remember this one movie you saw.

5. You say, quite casually, "So, did you guys ever see Brokeback Mountain ?"






Then they start humming the Deliverance tune................................    
Link Posted: 1/16/2006 8:05:10 PM EDT
[#5]

Quoted:
Coming Soon to a Theater Near YOU !!!

"KNOB CREEK MOUNTAIN"


(And THAT is a movie name with as good of a built in pun as the original!)



Yep......and it plays twice a year when my two str8 buddies and I go camping at Knob Creek
Link Posted: 1/16/2006 8:07:44 PM EDT
[#6]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Coming Soon to a Theater Near YOU !!!

"KNOB CREEK MOUNTAIN"


(And THAT is a movie name with as good of a built in pun as the original!)



Yep......and it plays twice a year when my two str8 buddies and I go camping at Knob Creek



Funny.  I'm dying to make it out to Knob Creek one of these years.   Damn shame I can't scrape the money, it seems.   Where do you guys stay:  How far from the "action"  (the gun action, that is... er, um...).
Link Posted: 1/16/2006 8:18:29 PM EDT
[#7]

Quoted:

Quoted:

Quoted:
Coming Soon to a Theater Near YOU !!!

"KNOB CREEK MOUNTAIN"


(And THAT is a movie name with as good of a built in pun as the original!)



Yep......and it plays twice a year when my two str8 buddies and I go camping at Knob Creek



Funny.  I'm dying to make it out to Knob Creek one of these years.   Damn shame I can't scrape the money, it seems.   Where do you guys stay:  How far from the "action"  (the gun action, that is... er, um...).



There is a campground just down from the range [about 100 yrds] just to the left of the place you pay to get in.
Link Posted: 1/16/2006 9:34:54 PM EDT
[#8]
Hey, if you woke up with vaseline on your ass, would you tell anyone?
No? Good! Let's go camping!
Link Posted: 1/16/2006 9:39:54 PM EDT
[#9]

Quoted:
Hey, if you woke up with vaseline on your ass, would you tell anyone?

No? Good! Let's go camping!



You sick son of beach.
Link Posted: 1/16/2006 9:40:03 PM EDT
[#10]
i missed this one.. this some ghey shit?
Link Posted: 1/16/2006 9:43:58 PM EDT
[#11]
3 Words: Gay Cowboy Drama.

Nuff said.
Link Posted: 1/16/2006 9:45:19 PM EDT
[#12]

Quoted:
3 Words: Gay Cowboy Drama.

Nuff said.



Link Posted: 1/16/2006 9:46:37 PM EDT
[#13]

Quoted:
3 Words: Gay Cowboy Drama.

Nuff said.



there can be no gay cowboys.  ass roving bovine herders, maybe.  but i understand they're sheepherders anyway so it's a moot point....................
Link Posted: 1/16/2006 9:49:27 PM EDT
[#14]
lol...
Link Posted: 1/17/2006 6:08:01 AM EDT
[#15]

Quoted:
1. Suppose you go to see the movie.

2. Later on this year after it warms up a bit, you go on a fairly long fishing, shooting or hunting trip.

3. You stay with your best bud(s) in a remote campsite or cabin.

4. One night, about 3 days into the trip, you're all sitting around the fire. The conversation dies down. You suddenly remember this one movie you saw.

5. You say, quite casually, "So, did you guys ever see Brokeback Mountain ?"

<your buds>. . . .

<you, peering out into the darkness> Guys, I was fixin' to say "It sucked." No, wait, I mean, I was gonna say I didn't like it. .   .   .   .   . Guys?.  .  .  .  Guys?



i'd be more worried that they saw it...
and liked it...
and wanted to reenact it...
Link Posted: 1/17/2006 6:10:29 AM EDT
[#16]
You get your ass kicked saying something like that
Link Posted: 1/17/2006 6:13:16 AM EDT
[#17]
and your buddy replies "I SURE WAS A HOPING YOU HAD SEEN THAT.   I'VE GOT FEELINGS...."
Link Posted: 1/17/2006 6:15:29 AM EDT
[#18]

Quoted:
and your buddy replies "I SURE WAS A HOPING YOU HAD SEEN THAT.   I'VE GOT FEELINGS...."



Link Posted: 1/17/2006 6:16:56 AM EDT
[#19]

Quoted:
3 Words: Gay Cowboy Drama.

Nuff said.




yep
Link Posted: 1/17/2006 6:17:42 AM EDT
[#20]

Quoted:

Quoted:
1. Suppose you go to see the movie.

2. Later on this year after it warms up a bit, you go on a fairly long fishing, shooting or hunting trip.

3. You stay with your best bud(s) in a remote campsite or cabin.

4. One night, about 3 days into the trip, you're all sitting around the fire. The conversation dies down. You suddenly remember this one movie you saw.

5. You say, quite casually, "So, did you guys ever see Brokeback Mountain ?"







Then they start humming the Deliverance tune................................    

Dueling banjos......Can you say suuuuuueeeeeeeeee.....

Broke back mountain, AKA homo on the range....
Link Posted: 1/17/2006 6:31:50 AM EDT
[#21]

Quoted:

Quoted:

Quoted:
1. Suppose you go to see the movie.

2. Later on this year after it warms up a bit, you go on a fairly long fishing, shooting or hunting trip.

3. You stay with your best bud(s) in a remote campsite or cabin.

4. One night, about 3 days into the trip, you're all sitting around the fire. The conversation dies down. You suddenly remember this one movie you saw.

5. You say, quite casually, "So, did you guys ever see Brokeback Mountain ?"







Then they start humming the Deliverance tune................................    

Dueling banjos......Can you say suuuuuueeeeeeeeee.....

Broke back mountain, AKA homo on the range....




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