i'm going to go to hollywood and make a shitpile of money.

here's how:

you know how they cannot come up with an original idea, so they just keep making the same lame movies over and over again?

the movies even have categories, like "buddy cop" movie or "romantic comedy", etc.

LAME!!

what i'm going to do is take every lame movie script and add a bunch of homo stuff.

suppose there is a lame romantic comedy script.  make it a lame romantic comedy about two homos.

suppose there is a lame buddy cop movie.  make it a lame buddy cop movie about two homos.

suppose there is a lame thriller about a woman in a log cabin fighting off an escaped convict.  make the movie about two lesbians in a cabin fighting off an escaped convict.

suppose there is a lame coming of age movie about a teenager's first kiss.  make the script about a young homos first homoing.


SEE? IT WORKED FOR BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN, WHY NOT DO ALL MOVIES THAT WAY?

i hate to tell you this, but the only way to get people to waste their money on the shitty products out there is to create "buzz".

Don't forget to use limited showings and viral marketing to make a crappy film (Blair Witch Project, I'm looking in your direction) seem decent.

Mainstream...they want it to become mainstream.


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