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Posted: 1/15/2006 11:59:04 AM EDT
[#1]
ibtp
learn to spell before I die |
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Posted: 1/15/2006 11:59:06 AM EDT
[#2]
ibtp
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Posted: 1/15/2006 11:59:16 AM EDT
[#3]
ibtp
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Posted: 1/15/2006 12:00:44 PM EDT
[#4]
Get it over with
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Posted: 1/15/2006 12:01:19 PM EDT
[#5]
hookers and blow?
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Posted: 1/15/2006 12:01:22 PM EDT
[#6]
I wannta be blow up by a German tank.
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Posted: 1/15/2006 12:01:41 PM EDT
[#7]
IATP
Get it over with. |
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Posted: 1/15/2006 12:01:48 PM EDT
[#8]
I would never have made it trial.
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Posted: 1/15/2006 12:01:54 PM EDT
[#9]
errr...wait...that's if you win the lottery. Nevermind!
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Posted: 1/15/2006 9:36:28 PM EDT
[#10]
We need a "Find a way to take a few scumbags out with me" Button!!!
Tall Shadow 
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Posted: 1/15/2006 9:41:31 PM EDT
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Am I already in prison or not? If I was in prison I'd just get it over with, but if I wasnt in prison or hadnt been tried yet for a crime id be sentenced to death for...I have enough ambition to make the 15 minutes of fame be my last 15 minutes.
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Posted: 1/15/2006 9:42:21 PM EDT
[#12]
Find a way to kill a lot more people so I could make it really worth while for the taxpayers.
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Posted: 1/15/2006 9:45:26 PM EDT
[#13]
I'd fight as long as possible, because I'd be innocent.
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Posted: 1/15/2006 9:46:27 PM EDT
[#14]
I still think the best answer was the one in the other thread:
Target the sex offenders
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Posted: 1/15/2006 9:50:06 PM EDT
[#15]
Thanks for the support! 
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Posted: 1/15/2006 9:50:15 PM EDT
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Assuming I did whatever it was that would warrant such, I'm man enough to take responsibility for my actions. No need to drag it out. Show me where to lie down and I'll start pumping the drugs myself.
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Posted: 1/15/2006 9:55:28 PM EDT
[#17]
Have my genuis brother tatoo the blueprints of the prison on his body and then commit a crime. He would amazingly get convicted and sent to the exact same prison that was in. He would then establish a pact with a bunch of criminal hoodlums that would assist in breaking me out minutes before my sentence was carried out.
Someone would make a TV show about it. |
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Posted: 1/15/2006 10:02:59 PM EDT
[#18]
+1 |
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Posted: 1/15/2006 10:06:37 PM EDT
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I would fight it to the bitter end. The state would burn up enormous resources paying my legal fees. Liberal anti death penalty attorneys would get rich off the tax payers. Slimey, self righteous celebrities would take up my cause. Their ugly, angry, screaming faces would pollute every magazine, news paper and televison that can be reached.
My face would adorn t-sirts and bumper stickers. Public school teachers would make elementary school kids write letters to the President about how I should be pardoned. I would make the prison system howl from my antics and anti establishment behavior. Prison populations all over the country would rise up violently in protest of the injustices perpatrated against me. Unless I was in Texas, then I'd just kiss my ass goodbye long before anyone could ever know my name. |
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Posted: 1/15/2006 10:08:46 PM EDT
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Maybe they could even film it at the Joliet Correctional Center - the same prison that Jake Blues was paroled from in the Blues Brothers |
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Posted: 1/15/2006 10:09:56 PM EDT
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fight4yourrights forgot to mention that it isn't going to be death by lethal injection, it's gonna be death by ass-raping! Still gonna lie down?
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