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Posted: 1/14/2006 10:13:39 PM EDT

There I was, minding my own business at the traffic light when this BEAUTIFUL woman has the audacity to pull up in the lane next to me. The light turned green, she began pulling forward, I kept my eyes trained on her and started pulling forward as well.

I hit the little Ford Focus in front of me.

It's all her fault!

Posted: 1/14/2006 10:16:17 PM EDT

[#1]

I once worked at a deli while I was in highschool.

While gazing upon a super hot redhead, I sliced off the tip of my thumb on the meat slicer.

Now that's friggin' stupid!

Posted: 1/14/2006 10:17:15 PM EDT

[#2]

Damn. You got me beat.

Posted: 1/14/2006 10:18:24 PM EDT

[#3]

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I once worked at a deli while I was in highschool.

While gazing upon a super hot redhead, I sliced off the tip of my thumb on the meat slicer.

Now that's friggin' stupid!

ouch--know how that feels (a little all too well...)

yall need to keep your damn eyes on what you are doing and take pictures

Posted: 1/14/2006 10:19:39 PM EDT

[#4]

I'm an idiot, but I haven't damaged any property or injuried myself lately.

Posted: 1/14/2006 10:23:31 PM EDT

[#5]

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and take pictures

If I had and posted a picture of the woman I saw, there'd be nose prints on computer screens across the nation.

Posted: 1/14/2006 10:25:05 PM EDT

[#6]

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and take pictures

If I had and posted a picture of the woman I saw, there'd be nose prints on computer screens across the nation.

Same goes for the red that cost me a pint of blood.

Posted: 1/14/2006 10:29:30 PM EDT

[#7]

Welcome back. Haven't seen you in a while.

Posted: 1/14/2006 10:35:23 PM EDT

[#8]

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Welcome back. Haven't seen you in a while.

Thanks. I fell down a well like Baby Jessica.

Posted: 1/14/2006 10:37:28 PM EDT

[#9]

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Welcome back. Haven't seen you in a while.

Thanks. I fell down a well like Baby Jessica.

Yeah welcome back how are things in the third world, I mean Michigan.

Posted: 1/14/2006 10:42:31 PM EDT

[#10]

Welcome back post-whore.

Posted: 1/14/2006 10:48:50 PM EDT

[#11]

I'm happy as a retard at the DNC to be back. I heard I can't be as politically incorrect as I was last time I hung around.

Posted: 1/14/2006 10:48:59 PM EDT

[#12]

You've been gone so long you're down to an average of 20.81 posts per day!

And welcome back from where ever you were.

Posted: 1/14/2006 11:00:39 PM EDT

[#13]

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And welcome back from where ever you were.

I dressed up like Chandra Levy for Holloween and was left for dead in a nearby park.

Posted: 1/14/2006 11:11:24 PM EDT

[#14]

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I'm happy as a retard at the DNC to be back. I heard I can't be as politically incorrect as I was last time I hung around.

Yeah, we're WAY beyond T*NK now.

Posted: 1/14/2006 11:15:22 PM EDT

[#15]

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And welcome back from where ever you were.

I dressed up like Chandra Levy for Holloween and was left for dead in a nearby park.

I think I saw you when I was jogging.

Posted: 1/14/2006 11:39:15 PM EDT

[#16]

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And welcome back from where ever you were.

I dressed up like Chandra Levy for Holloween and was left for dead in a nearby park.

I think I saw you when I was jogging.

What happened to the flying toasters???

Bob

Posted: 1/14/2006 11:41:48 PM EDT

[#17]

Quoted:
What happened to the flying toasters???

Bob

bobbyjack the benevolent. I hope you had a wonderful Christmas and New Year.

Posted: 1/14/2006 11:53:22 PM EDT

[#18]

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What happened to the flying toasters???

Bob

bobbyjack the benevolent. I hope you had a wonderful Christmas and New Year.

You have no idea of what of what I'm talking about,but stealth does(formally known as Toaster)

But yes thanks I \did Christmas!!!

How about you?

Bob

Posted: 1/15/2006 12:25:13 AM EDT

[#19]

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Welcome back. Haven't seen you in a while.

Thanks. I fell down a well like Baby Jessica.

Have you seen the all grown up Baby Jessica?

Posted: 1/15/2006 12:30:16 AM EDT

[#20]

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Welcome back. Haven't seen you in a while.

Thanks. I fell down a well like Baby Jessica.

Have you seen the all grown up Baby Jessica?

I just Googled her.

Posted: 1/15/2006 12:33:36 AM EDT

[#21]

You ran into some car because you were staring at my girlfriend???

Posted: 1/15/2006 12:37:47 AM EDT

[#22]

Quoted:
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Welcome back. Haven't seen you in a while.

Thanks. I fell down a well like Baby Jessica.

Have you seen the all grown up Baby Jessica?

I just Googled her.

I remember seeing that on the news when it happened. God Bless Her.

Posted: 1/15/2006 12:38:32 AM EDT

[#23]

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You ran into some car because you were staring at my girlfriend???

The lady I hit was really mean too. I was saying, "Yes ma'am, no ma'am, I apologize ma'am" etc. But she kept her attitude and scowl saying , "Just give me your damn insurance information."

Posted: 1/15/2006 12:45:45 AM EDT

[#24]

Guess I'm not the only one who's been an idiot tonight because of a woman.

I'm just pissed at myself now... I should have said something to her but I didn't and now I'm sitting here. Alone. Damnit.

Posted: 1/15/2006 12:52:21 AM EDT

[#25]

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Guess I'm not the only one who's been an idiot tonight because of a woman.

I'm just pissed at myself now... I should have said something to her but I didn't and now I'm sitting here. Alone. Damnit.

Hey, I said everything and I'm in the same situation.

Posted: 1/15/2006 1:39:45 AM EDT

[#26]

Dangit.. Wiminz make us do the darndest things

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