Arfcom docs: what happens if a male takes "female" medications ??

[ARCHIVED THREAD] - Arfcom docs: what happens if a male takes "female" medications ??

Posted: 1/14/2006 5:03:28 PM EDT

My pregnant wife is taking progesterone. What would happen to a male if he took some. No, I didn't take any, my wife and I were just talking, wondering what would happen if a dude took some. Obviously, he wouldn't grow tits, but would it do nothing whatsoever, or make you sick? What about other hormones like this - are there any cases of men "OD-ing" on this stuff?

Posted: 1/14/2006 5:05:06 PM EDT

[#1]

Dude....you're gonna be a chick!

Posted: 1/14/2006 5:14:46 PM EDT

[#2]

Your mancard is automatically revoked.

-Foxxz

Posted: 1/14/2006 5:15:46 PM EDT

[#3]

you would grow tits and your dick would go limp permanently

Posted: 1/14/2006 5:16:33 PM EDT

[#4]

ARDOC would know better, but, yes, if you took an estrogen/progesterone mix your breast tissue would grow. It would also adversely affect your sex drive/libido.

Posted: 1/14/2006 5:18:23 PM EDT

[#5]

your wanker will shrink and you'll grow boobies.

Posted: 1/14/2006 5:18:25 PM EDT

[#6]

I used to take Midol for muscle cramps.

Made me as crabby as hell every 28 days, so I quit.

Posted: 1/14/2006 5:18:41 PM EDT

[#7]

Quoted:
you would grow tits and your dick would go limp permanently

After 6 months it would then proceed to turn inward.

Don't do it man!
Think of the children!

Posted: 1/14/2006 5:24:59 PM EDT

[#8]

You become a democrat.

Posted: 1/14/2006 5:33:49 PM EDT

[#9]

Quoted:

do it man!
Think of the children you could have!

Fixed it for ya!

Posted: 1/14/2006 5:34:11 PM EDT

[#10]

You will feel an odd and irresistable urge to put an excessive amount of pillows everywhere.

Posted: 1/14/2006 5:35:20 PM EDT

[#11]

Quoted:
Quoted:

do it man!
Think of the children you could have!

Fixed it for ya!

Ya know, now that you mention it...

Posted: 1/14/2006 5:35:25 PM EDT

[#12]

You will get all moody and want to watch the Lifetime channel. Other than that nothing...

Posted: 1/14/2006 5:35:25 PM EDT

[#13]

I'm begging you please no Pic's

Posted: 1/14/2006 5:36:44 PM EDT

[#14]

One word.... "Moobs".

Posted: 1/14/2006 5:37:04 PM EDT

[#15]

what happens if a male takes "female" medications ??

He might break out in little vaginas.

Posted: 1/14/2006 5:39:07 PM EDT

[#16]

Quoted:
your wanker will shrink and you'll grow boobies.

At least it would stop him from pressing his erection against sleeping people's faces...

Posted: 1/14/2006 5:39:52 PM EDT

[#17]

You can buy the stuff on-line through Canada pharmacies if you decide to continue

Posted: 1/14/2006 5:42:22 PM EDT

[#18]

Posted: 1/14/2006 5:46:05 PM EDT

[#19]

Ever watch "The Longest Yard" ?

Posted: 1/14/2006 5:46:52 PM EDT

[#20]

Quoted:
My pregnant wife is taking progesterone. What would happen to a male if he took some. No, I didn't take any, my wife and I were just talking, wondering what would happen if a dude took some. Obviously, he wouldn't grow tits, but would it do nothing whatsoever, or make you sick? What about other hormones like this - are there any cases of men "OD-ing" on this stuff?

Ask tc556guy.

Posted: 1/14/2006 5:51:12 PM EDT

[#21]

man boobies, big hips and no facial hair

Posted: 1/14/2006 6:18:16 PM EDT

[#22]

When your wife tries to chum you up, you'll pretend to be asleep. Then you'll say "Can't you ever just hold me?" Finally you'll roll your eyes and say "Alright, go ahead" while turning onto your back with a sigh of resignation.

Posted: 1/14/2006 6:24:03 PM EDT

[#23]

Quoted:
My pregnant wife is taking progesterone. What would happen to a male if he took some. No, I didn't take any, my wife and I were just talking, wondering what would happen if a dude took some. Obviously, he wouldn't grow tits, but would it do nothing whatsoever, or make you sick? What about other hormones like this - are there any cases of men "OD-ing" on this stuff?

Your "moobs" will grow and your testicles and prostrate will "shrink" a bit