Bloated Obese Fat Airsoft Kid pic. Anyone have it?

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Posted: 1/11/2006 10:03:11 AM EDT

Looking but I can't find it. The chubby beast is all decked out for war with an M4.

Sometimes it's captioned with "Don't worry, I'm from the internet" or something along those lines.

Anyone?

Posted: 1/11/2006 10:05:39 AM EDT

[#1]

That could be almost any airsoft pic

(I think it might be in the 28 vs. 30 round thread over in AR Discussions, around page 7 or 8 or so)

Posted: 1/11/2006 10:09:00 AM EDT

[#2]

Posted: 1/11/2006 10:09:40 AM EDT

[#3]

i think he's reffering to the kid in the thread titled: "i didn't think they made helmets this big" or something to that effect...

i thought i was subscribed to it, but i guess i forgot to. too bad i can't search GD.

ETA: yep, that's it

Posted: 1/11/2006 10:10:38 AM EDT

[#4]

There was another picture of him with his blood type patch showing I believe.

Posted: 1/11/2006 10:10:53 AM EDT

[#5]

He's just "big-boned".

Do those BDUs come in a "Husky"?

Posted: 1/11/2006 10:11:45 AM EDT

[#6]

Quoted:
He's just "big-boned".

Do those BDUs come in a "Husky"?

Posted: 1/11/2006 10:12:38 AM EDT

[#7]

I googled for "Bloated Obese fat airsoft kid" and this was the first hit:

3) Fat kids - Fat kids have the unfortunate feature of being fat, which prohibits them from being classified in the "skinny" or "average" group of kids. Scientists have conclusively proven that no fat children have ever been popular in high school, unless if you're referring to them as being a popular punching bag or target to throw staplers at. Fat kids also point out when you end sentences with hanging prepositions, so that's reason enough to not like them. This group of kids are responsible for 90% of the fabric produced in the clothing industry, and regularly wear shirts that could completely envelope major national monuments. I should know; I've had to mail out the XXXL Something Awful T-shirts, articles of clothing large enough to cover an entire SWAT team.

You routinely eat things like this on a daily basis! Did you know that? No wonder you're so fucked up!

Now while this is all well and good, once high school ends, bad things begin happening to people's bodies. For example, there's college. In addition to that, people begin noticing that their metabolism isn't quite as metabolic as it once used to be. The days of eating an entire large pizza topped with a 24-ounce steak marinated in cotton candy suddenly end, and people realize that their body lost its ability to break down unhealthy foods and turn them into, well, whatever the hell the body turns junk food into.

And my FAVORITE part, was this little gem:

Speaking of exercise, these clever youth have created a brand new and exciting method of getting into shape while having fun and possibly critically injuring themselves in the process: they buy wheeled office chairs, sit down on them, and then get a friend to push them down a hill into a rock or wall or pile of trash! How fun! What an excellent use of spare time, time that could possibly be used to research the topic of "stupid things people probably shouldn't ever, ever do no matter how bored they are." Their website also has a comprehensive and detailed analysis of paintball guns and their rival, the Airsoft guns.

For you people who don't know what Airsoft is, it's the gayest idea ever created. It involves little plastic BB's which you shoot from SPRING LOADED GUNS. How GAY. As you can see people who even think Airsoft is cool are gay and homogetic people. *If anyone wants to join the gay people at RMS to play Airsoft, then tell them they are gay and don't join in!*

This highly critical review of Airsoft guns comes from a group of kids who record footage of themselves sitting in chairs, rolling down hills, and colliding with pieces of plywood, so I'm not sure how much weight you should put into their synopsis. Their videos include colliding with a mailbox, colliding with a street sign, colliding with even more street signs, and colliding with two street signs at once. Kids these days need to learn how to do something more constructive with their free time, such as drugs or arson or anything except filming themselves rolling into street signs unless it results in them dying.

www.somethingawful.com/articles.php?a=953

Posted: 1/11/2006 10:13:38 AM EDT

[#8]

I didn't know that the Pillsbury Dough-Boy got drafted...

I wonder if he giggles when you push on his Load-Bearing Vest?...

Posted: 1/11/2006 10:14:08 AM EDT

[#9]

courtesy of the l33t photoshop skillz of someone here...

Posted: 1/11/2006 10:17:36 AM EDT

[#10]

Quoted:
I googled for "Bloated Obese fat airsoft kid" and this was the first hit:

And least anyone has forgotten about this ARFCOM classic.

(language warning)

Posted: 1/11/2006 10:19:32 AM EDT

[#11]

Quoted:
courtesy of the l33t photoshop skillz of someone here...

i15.photobucket.com/albums/a365/hardcorps1775/TeamDD.jpg

Posted: 1/11/2006 10:23:10 AM EDT

[#12]

Quoted:
courtesy of the l33t photoshop skillz of someone here...

i15.photobucket.com/albums/a365/hardcorps1775/TeamDD.jpg

Posted: 1/11/2006 10:27:16 AM EDT

[#13]

Gotta love that push dagger he got from Sgt. Barnes in "Platoon".

Posted: 1/11/2006 10:27:19 AM EDT

[#14]

Quoted:
home.comcast.net/~bfd750/epkhld.jpg

lol....good grief.....I'm speechless

Posted: 1/11/2006 10:27:59 AM EDT

[#15]

Posted: 1/11/2006 10:31:06 AM EDT

[#16]

Quoted:
There was another picture of him with his blood type patch showing I believe.

What blood type does he have? Chunky?

Posted: 1/11/2006 10:32:03 AM EDT

[#17]

This might be his brother:

Posted: 1/11/2006 10:34:19 AM EDT

[#18]

Quoted:

What blood type does he have? Chunky?

Gravy... I'd guess!

Posted: 1/11/2006 10:34:26 AM EDT

[#19]

Quoted:
i10.photobucket.com/albums/a150/fight4yourrights/Online%20Pics/jktumt.jpg

Posted: 1/11/2006 10:34:50 AM EDT

[#20]

Quoted:

What blood type does he have? Chunky?

Melted butter. BDU's come in cop sizes, he must have gotten them there.

Posted: 1/11/2006 10:35:29 AM EDT

[#21]

It's nice to see that people still find it enjoyable to make fun of fat people.

Posted: 1/11/2006 10:35:57 AM EDT

[#22]

Quoted:
Quoted:
There was another picture of him with his blood type patch showing I believe.

What blood type does he have? Chunky?

O Pos, but it should be gravy.

Kharn

Posted: 1/11/2006 10:37:38 AM EDT

[#23]

You guys crack me up...Thanks for the "piss my pants" walk down memory lane.

Posted: 1/11/2006 10:37:41 AM EDT

[#24]

This kid is DEFINITELY a founding member of this site!

Posted: 1/11/2006 10:38:52 AM EDT

[#25]

I couldn't resist

Posted: 1/11/2006 10:39:36 AM EDT

[#26]

Quoted:
It's nice to see that people still find it enjoyable to make fun of fat people.

I am fat. IMHO, that is not why he is being made fun of here.

But if I ever dress my wide-body up like that ^^^ and "play Army," much less let myself be photographed doing so, I hereby give you all permission to make just as much fun of me and then some...

Posted: 1/11/2006 10:41:34 AM EDT

[#27]

Quoted:
This might be his brother:

i10.photobucket.com/albums/a150/fight4yourrights/Online%20Pics/fatkidneo.gif

Oh Goddamn...

There was another classic one a year or so back with a big ass kid all done up like a Delta operator.

Posted: 1/11/2006 10:43:50 AM EDT

[#28]

Quoted:
Quoted:
This might be his brother:

i10.photobucket.com/albums/a150/fight4yourrights/Online%20Pics/fatkidneo.gif

Oh Goddamn...
There was another classic one a year or so back with a big ass kid all done up like a Delta operator.

I used to have one of this GIGANTIC dude with carrot-orange/red hair all dressed up like a swat cop for airsoft. It was fricken hilarious, but I lost it in a HD crash.

Kharn

Posted: 1/11/2006 10:43:51 AM EDT

[#29]

Quoted:
It's nice to see that people still find it enjoyable to make fun of fat people.

I am not thin. He looks ridiculous.

Posted: 1/11/2006 10:47:23 AM EDT

[#30]

How could I ever forget these classics?

Quoted:
Quoted:
It's nice to see that people still find it enjoyable to make fun of fat people.

I am not thin. He looks ridiculous.

Posted: 1/11/2006 10:48:48 AM EDT

[#31]

Quoted:
It's nice to see that people still find it enjoyable to make fun of fat people.

I'm not fat, I'm big boned

Posted: 1/11/2006 10:49:13 AM EDT

[#32]

Quoted:
Quoted:
It's nice to see that people still find it enjoyable to make fun of fat people.

I am not thin. He looks ridiculous.

It's not about being fat, it's about looking ridiculous. I'd laugh at any airsofter who pied the corner.

Posted: 1/11/2006 10:50:14 AM EDT

[#33]

THANKS!!!!!

F'ing hiliarity.

And I do still think it's OK to make fun of fat people.

I got a lazy eye. Everyone makes fun of that even in the movies.

Every human fault/defect is mockable.

If you can't laugh at yourself, you're in for a lifetime of misery.

Lighten up Francis.

Posted: 1/11/2006 10:52:57 AM EDT

[#34]

Posted: 1/11/2006 10:56:18 AM EDT

[#35]

Whose got the pic of him cutting the leg?

Posted: 1/11/2006 10:56:34 AM EDT

[#36]

Quoted:
This might be his brother:

i10.photobucket.com/albums/a150/fight4yourrights/Online%20Pics/fatkidneo.gif

I lol'd

Posted: 1/11/2006 10:57:08 AM EDT

[#37]

Posted: 1/11/2006 10:58:51 AM EDT

[#38]

Quoted:
Quoted:
This might be his brother:

i10.photobucket.com/albums/a150/fight4yourrights/Online%20Pics/fatkidneo.gif

Oh Goddamn...

There was another classic one a year or so back with a big ass kid all done up like a Delta operator.

I think I remember that one. DCUs, ProTec helmet, facing the camera with a double chin? I've always loved that photo.

Posted: 1/11/2006 11:03:46 AM EDT

[#39]

Quoted:
It's nice to see that people still find it enjoyable to make fun of fat people.

This is much better than the retarded children pictures. At least the fat guy was born with a choice.

Posted: 1/11/2006 11:08:48 AM EDT

[#40]

This guy is CavArms material!

Posted: 1/11/2006 11:09:38 AM EDT

[#41]

If he's going to do a medevac, why doesn't the other guy carry the "M4" and chunky gets the M240? Doesn't seem like he's pulling his weight.

Posted: 1/11/2006 11:09:45 AM EDT

[#42]

I need to see more airsofter pics...lol....this is funny

Posted: 1/11/2006 11:10:55 AM EDT

[#43]

Quoted:
It's nice to see that people still find it enjoyable to make fun of fat people.

The idea is to shame you into losing weight.

I listen to Jetho Tull's "Fat Man" for motivation.

Posted: 1/11/2006 11:12:21 AM EDT

[#44]

This kid looks like a poster boy for Blackhawk.

-James

Posted: 1/11/2006 11:12:26 AM EDT

[#45]

That photo is the one. I had made some comments that it wasn't nice to make fun of his obesity, but that fell on deaf ears as more photoshop jobs were created and further rude comments were posted.

Posted: 1/11/2006 11:17:28 AM EDT

[#46]

Quoted:
That photo is the one. I had made some comments that it wasn't nice to make fun of his obesity, but that fell on deaf ears as more photoshop jobs were created and further rude comments were posted.

Nah. Making fun of the result of a series of bad decisions is fair game, in my book. Making fun of someone born with a mental disorder, or birth defect isn't.

The kid in the picture eats too fucking much. His little soldier outfit is hillarious. He's fair game.

Posted: 1/11/2006 11:18:58 AM EDT

[#47]

Quoted:
That photo is the one. I had made some comments that it wasn't nice to make fun of his obesity, but that fell on deaf ears as more photoshop jobs were created and further rude comments were posted.

Cry me a river, I was at where he was at 3 years ago. Now i'm much leaner and much meaner.

Posted: 1/11/2006 11:20:32 AM EDT

[#48]

Quoted:
If he's going to do a medevac, why doesn't the other guy carry the "M4" and chunky gets the M240? Doesn't seem like he's pulling his weight.

Pulling his weight? A quad team of Clydesdales would have a hard time pulling his weight

Posted: 1/11/2006 11:22:58 AM EDT

[#49]

Posted: 1/11/2006 11:23:01 AM EDT

[#50]

Quoted:
Quoted:
If he's going to do a medevac, why doesn't the other guy carry the "M4" and chunky gets the M240? Doesn't seem like he's pulling his weight.
Pulling his weight? A quad team of Clydesdales would have a hard time pulling his weight

Kharn

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