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Posted: 1/9/2006 10:20:55 PM EDT
I am wrecked, bent, twisted, hammered. trashed, legless, tossed, trashed, polluted, hammered, and/or drunk.....
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Posted: 1/9/2006 10:22:25 PM EDT
[#1]
you said trashed twice.
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Posted: 1/9/2006 10:24:43 PM EDT
[#2]
good-at least I commumicated tjat clearl...\ |
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Posted: 1/9/2006 10:24:51 PM EDT
[#3]
Then trashed drunk it is! 
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Posted: 1/9/2006 10:25:01 PM EDT
[#4]
he must be drunk
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Posted: 1/9/2006 10:25:11 PM EDT
[#5]
I'm very sorry to inform you of this, but you are not drunk enough yet
Not one single typo 
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Posted: 1/9/2006 10:26:04 PM EDT
[#6]
on a monday night?
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Posted: 1/9/2006 10:27:52 PM EDT
[#7]
Take a deep breath
GO TO BED |
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Posted: 1/9/2006 10:28:21 PM EDT
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when better?.... Fuck it--tuesday goes bye bye in a haze...... |
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Posted: 1/9/2006 10:29:48 PM EDT
[#9]
Put 'em up....  
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Posted: 1/9/2006 10:32:27 PM EDT
[#10]
well, that implies you're not drunk enough! |
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Posted: 1/9/2006 10:32:39 PM EDT
[#11]
I'm calling the BATFEI
You're annoying me 
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Posted: 1/9/2006 10:37:00 PM EDT
[#12]
I put a live badger under your bed.....sleep well....  |
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Posted: 1/9/2006 10:43:50 PM EDT
[#13]
If youu wer druNK you would damn I gotta pee TYPE like this (boy my ex-wife is sa true work of art i hope she dies being eaten by WOLVES if you know wht i mean0 DO you know what i mean?
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Posted: 1/9/2006 10:44:02 PM EDT
[#14]
You're not drunk until you cant lie on the floor without holding on.
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Posted: 1/9/2006 10:44:46 PM EDT
[#15]
Leave it to me to forget our password at a time like this! 
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Posted: 1/9/2006 10:53:07 PM EDT
[#16]
HIJACK ON: Hey Patty! How are you doing? Hope Your doing well.  Hijack off.
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Posted: 1/9/2006 10:54:42 PM EDT
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lol, I'm hanging in here. Very tired but need to unwind. How are you doing? Or should I say "How YOU doin? |
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Posted: 1/9/2006 11:03:24 PM EDT
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I'm glad to hear that. Yup, just keep it here on GD ... no place better to keep yourself entertained than here at GD. I'm doing ok. Nothing much happenning. Take care ok. 
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Posted: 1/10/2006 9:13:43 AM EDT
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Battle damage assement.....No broken bones, no broken furniture, my wife keeps looking at me and snickering, and I have soundly defeated the dread pirate Captain Morgan....
 GT Ow! My liver!
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Posted: 1/10/2006 9:15:36 AM EDT
[#20]
I think your dog is laughing at you. 
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Posted: 1/10/2006 9:16:57 AM EDT
[#21]
Thats not defeat! The bottle isn't empty!!!! |
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Posted: 1/10/2006 9:22:55 AM EDT
[#22]
Yeah man! You won the battle, now go win the war! |
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Posted: 1/10/2006 9:25:20 AM EDT
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That muffled screeching sound you hear is my liver, chiming in with a NO vote....  But, I did learn that my typing abilities don't degrade that much until I am at the verge of death. |
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Posted: 1/10/2006 9:26:38 AM EDT
[#24]
Then you must admit that the dread pirate Captain Morgan has defeated you! |
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Posted: 1/10/2006 9:26:47 AM EDT
[#25]
Ah, sounds like fun, if only I didn't have stuff to do today.
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Posted: 1/10/2006 9:36:07 AM EDT
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I am sweating rum right now. I smell like a still. My head is pounding. I'm gonna call it a draw. |
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Posted: 1/10/2006 9:38:30 AM EDT
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Are you really legless? |
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Posted: 1/10/2006 9:40:27 AM EDT
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Thats the first thing I thought when I saw the pic.. LMAO  |
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Posted: 1/10/2006 9:40:35 AM EDT
[#29]
legless is short for "falling down drunk" my legs are back. |
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Posted: 1/10/2006 9:56:36 AM EDT
[#30]
Captain Morgan is the winner! Captain Morgan -->  <--- Gravity_Testerj/k I feel your pain |
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Posted: 1/10/2006 10:14:06 AM EDT
[#31]
I would take a kick in the junk over a hangover of this magnitude.
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Posted: 1/10/2006 10:39:36 AM EDT
[#32]
awww GT...remember this to define your state in the future:
Not drunk is he, who from the floor can still arise and drink some more. But drunk is he who prostrate lies, without the power to drink or rise..... or type on ARF.
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Posted: 1/10/2006 10:42:59 AM EDT
[#33]
I'm just givin him a hard time. After drinking that much of a handle of Captain I'd probably be just as bad as Gravity_Tester
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Posted: 1/10/2006 12:19:52 PM EDT
[#34]
That's far too many words for a drunk. Besides--I NEVER fall down and pass out. I just get weirder. |
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Posted: 1/10/2006 12:41:12 PM EDT
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"Unless the enemy has studied his Agrippa- -- which I have." |
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