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Posted: 1/9/2006 7:19:52 PM EDT
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He heard you. He's just waiting for the right time.
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Posted: 1/9/2006 7:20:42 PM EDT
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Posted: 1/9/2006 7:24:37 PM EDT
[#3]
That's why I always carry a can on spinach around. In case I need to fend off the Chuck.
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Posted: 1/10/2006 5:48:42 AM EDT
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Forget Chuck. Post pics of his wife and her large........... |
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Posted: 1/10/2006 5:50:06 AM EDT
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Chuck will come when you least expect it!  BigDozer66 |
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Posted: 1/10/2006 5:54:24 AM EDT
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That wasn't really Chuck. That was a highly lifelike android that looks like Chuck. If Chuck were to really appear on multiple screens at the same time in a bar, the heads of everyone in the bar would explode as their internal organs were liquified. |
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Posted: 1/10/2006 6:28:37 AM EDT
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 Quick, where is The_MacAllan with his anim gif from Scanners where the news reporter's head explodes!?! |
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Posted: 1/10/2006 6:29:30 AM EDT
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...and he did NOT like that comment. HH |
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Posted: 1/10/2006 6:45:27 AM EDT
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If you can't see Chuck Norris, you may be only seconds away from death. |
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Posted: 1/10/2006 6:59:30 AM EDT
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Does that work? |
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Posted: 1/10/2006 7:02:07 AM EDT
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That's what you think. He always hear's you. |
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Posted: 1/10/2006 7:10:16 AM EDT
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only if "spinach" is a codename for Vin Diesel. when attacked by Chuck, open your can of Vin Diesel. a can of Vin Diesel does not have the ability to defend against Chuck, but Chuck will laugh at your puny attempt. if the sound of his laugh doesn't cause your head to spontaneously explode, it will have given you enough time to escape. of course, it is possible that Chuck only wants your virginity. |
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Posted: 1/10/2006 7:10:30 AM EDT
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Chuck Norris will be on the Tony Danza show in a few minutes...Tony has some old school boxing skills and he just might be able to show old Chuck "Whose the Boss"
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Posted: 1/10/2006 7:16:30 AM EDT
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I'm predicting a roundhouse kick to the head. |
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Posted: 1/10/2006 7:18:41 AM EDT
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+1 Chuck Norris and Tony Danza mentioned in the same sentence?  Voodoo is playing with fire. |
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Posted: 1/10/2006 7:19:48 AM EDT
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Followed by the taunt: "Who's the Boss, now, Bitch?!?" (like from Happy Gilmore: "The Price is Wrong......... Bitch!") |
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Posted: 1/10/2006 7:26:04 AM EDT
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Chuck who?
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Posted: 1/10/2006 7:27:57 AM EDT
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Posted: 1/10/2006 7:28:45 AM EDT
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I love Chuck Norris threads
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Posted: 1/10/2006 7:28:57 AM EDT
[#20]
hope your insurance covers Chuck-related death |
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Posted: 1/10/2006 7:29:58 AM EDT
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Wait..he's that one on the infomercials...with the bad hair...right? Less acting ability than a fence post...right? |
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Posted: 1/10/2006 7:33:54 AM EDT
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Tony Danza will not be seeing Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris will be sending his highly realistic android to visit the Tony Danza show because Chuck's Aura of Chuckness is so powerful that even a moment's exposure would cause Danza to spontaneously burst into flames. There would also be the multiple screen phenomenon as everyone who was watching the Tony Danza on television would have the same thing happen to them as the bar flies would, though Chuck has remarked that those who are retarded enough to watch Tony Danza's show deserve such a fate. |
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Posted: 1/10/2006 7:34:57 AM EDT
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Shh! Listen real carefully to your surroundings...... What you don't hear is Teh Chuck! coming to kill you. |
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Posted: 1/10/2006 7:35:09 AM EDT
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It's been nice knowing you. I'll be sure that "roundhouse kick" is put as the correct cause of death, since I doubt we'll find all of your body. |
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Posted: 1/10/2006 7:37:04 AM EDT
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Hell, when Teh Chuck! gets done with his sorry rear end, we will be able to bury him in a thimble. |
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Posted: 1/10/2006 7:37:25 AM EDT
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My 7 year old can deal with Chuck...he's old, wrinkly and well..just not that smart.. I'll sleep well tonight knowing that my son's hamster can take Chuckie out...  He's a wanker..not the hamster..Chuck.. |
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Posted: 1/10/2006 7:39:16 AM EDT
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Chuck is no longer coming to kill you. He has a much worse fate in mind for you now. Remember one of the great facts about Teh Chuck! "Chuck Norris doesn't have aids, but he gives it to people anyway..." The eyes of the Ranger are upon YOU.... |
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Posted: 1/10/2006 7:40:19 AM EDT
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Chuck Norris has AIDS?
I always though he was a little light in the loafers.. |
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Posted: 1/10/2006 7:52:06 AM EDT
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Chuck has already killed you. You just don't know it yet.
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Posted: 1/10/2006 7:53:12 AM EDT
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No, he doesn't have AIDS, but he can give it to you anyway. That's just how bad he is. |
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Posted: 1/10/2006 7:59:15 AM EDT
[#31]
What? No..you have to have it to give it... Poor Chuck..he looks good for having AIDS.. |
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Posted: 1/10/2006 8:00:01 AM EDT
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duplicate topic
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