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Posted: 1/9/2006 12:13:48 PM EDT

10.  Nice Ass! And a Hotty to boot!
9.    He taught me how to shoot
8.    He's going to let me (us) have a bunker.  
7.    He is prepared for EVERYTHING. ( food, water, ammo)
6.    He is building me my own AR
5.    He's a great cook.
4.    Mr. FIX IT
3.    He spoils me!  In everything!
2.    He an adventurer.
1.    He loves me completely and it shows!

Yes, I have the perfect man. (for me that is).  and he is all mine!  
Link Posted: 1/9/2006 12:14:50 PM EDT
[#1]
Aww, when did you get an account at Arfcom, sweetie?

PS you're in MI, not TX.  
Link Posted: 1/9/2006 12:15:32 PM EDT
[#2]
Oh this will be good.

[going to get popcorn]
Link Posted: 1/9/2006 12:16:58 PM EDT
[#3]
Reason 11: He has surely bamboozled you if you think he is any different than the rest of the animals.
Link Posted: 1/9/2006 12:16:58 PM EDT
[#4]
Fag
Link Posted: 1/9/2006 12:18:44 PM EDT
[#5]

Quoted:
Fag hr


Far form that darling!  Far from that!
Link Posted: 1/9/2006 12:19:26 PM EDT
[#6]
25 pages. no problem.

Oh  and in before someone asks for pics.
Link Posted: 1/9/2006 12:19:28 PM EDT
[#7]

Quoted:
Aww, when did you get an account at Arfcom, sweetie?

PS you're in MI, not TX.  hr


What does MI mean.  Im in Texas!
Link Posted: 1/9/2006 12:19:37 PM EDT
[#8]
12. His credit cards are not maxed out. Yet.
Link Posted: 1/9/2006 12:19:43 PM EDT
[#9]

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Fag



Far form that darling!  Far from that!



We need pics for verification
Link Posted: 1/9/2006 12:20:48 PM EDT
[#10]

Quoted:
25 pages. no problem.

Oh  and in before someone asks for pics.




Quoted:

Quoted:

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Fag



Far form that darling!  Far from that!



We need pics for verification




Link Posted: 1/9/2006 12:20:53 PM EDT
[#11]
Link Posted: 1/9/2006 12:21:02 PM EDT
[#12]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Aww, when did you get an account at Arfcom, sweetie?

PS you're in MI, not TX.  



What does MI mean.  Im in Texas!



Only my wife could know that stuff about me, and you are in MI. And I think it's cute that you're playing coy.

p.s. I'm down with chicken for dinner tonight.
Link Posted: 1/9/2006 12:21:09 PM EDT
[#13]
Link Posted: 1/9/2006 12:21:45 PM EDT
[#14]

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Fag hr


Far form that darling!  Far from that!



We need pics for verification hr


verification that i am a woman or that he is a man?
Link Posted: 1/9/2006 12:22:38 PM EDT
[#15]

Quoted:
12. His credit cards are not maxed out. Yet.



He is a cash only kind of guy!  He's always packin!
Link Posted: 1/9/2006 12:22:49 PM EDT
[#16]

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Fag



Far form that darling!  Far from that!



We need pics for verification



verification that i am a woman or that he is a man?



That you are a woman of course silly!
Link Posted: 1/9/2006 12:22:51 PM EDT
[#17]

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Fag



Far form that darling!  Far from that!

\\

Cross dresser? Pre op Tranny? Post op????
Link Posted: 1/9/2006 12:22:55 PM EDT
[#18]

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and i raise you +1
Link Posted: 1/9/2006 12:24:17 PM EDT
[#19]
I'm sure he's not asking for pictures of a guy.
Link Posted: 1/9/2006 12:25:02 PM EDT
[#20]
Hi Strawberry Snaps....

3 words.

Women
Shooters
Forum.

Go there.   Come to the light. heh heh.

Sounds like you've got a keeper.  Don't pay attention to the poo flinging knuckle dragging apes here....deep, deep down, they're really, um, really, ...well.....

ok.  They're just men.  
Link Posted: 1/9/2006 12:25:50 PM EDT
[#21]

Quoted:
40 pages. no problem.

Oh  and in before someone asks for pics.



Fixed it for ya.
Link Posted: 1/9/2006 12:26:18 PM EDT
[#22]

Quoted:

Quoted:

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Aww, when did you get an account at Arfcom, sweetie?

PS you're in MI, not TX.  hr


What does MI mean.  Im in Texas!



Only my wife could know that stuff about me, and you are in MI. And I think it's cute that you're playing coy.

p.s. I'm down with chicken for dinner tonight.



I know im not wearing a ring from any man on my finger right now, so you wont be getting that chicken for dinner tonight.  
Link Posted: 1/9/2006 12:27:59 PM EDT
[#23]

Quoted:
Don't pay attention to the poo flinging knuckle dragging apes here....deep, deep down, they're really, um, really, ...well.....

ok.  They're just men.  




HEY!

I haven't flung poo in at least a week!

Never satisify some people *grumble*

Link Posted: 1/9/2006 12:28:38 PM EDT
[#24]

Quoted:
Hi Strawberry Snaps....

3 words.

Women
Shooters
Forum.

Go there.   Come to the light. heh heh.

Sounds like you've got a keeper.  Don't pay attention to the poo flinging knuckle dragging apes here....deep, deep down, they're really, um, really, ...well.....

ok.  They're just men.  





Hey, I stopped flinging poo.
My wife won't let me.  
Link Posted: 1/9/2006 12:28:41 PM EDT
[#25]

I know im not wearing a ring from any man on my finger right now, so you wont be getting that chicken for dinner tonight.  


That explains EVERYTHING!
Link Posted: 1/9/2006 12:28:44 PM EDT
[#26]

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Quoted:

Quoted:

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Aww, when did you get an account at Arfcom, sweetie?

PS you're in MI, not TX.  



What does MI mean.  Im in Texas!



Only my wife could know that stuff about me, and you are in MI. And I think it's cute that you're playing coy.

p.s. I'm down with chicken for dinner tonight.



I know im not wearing a ring from any man on my finger right now, so you wont be getting that chicken for dinner tonight.  



Oh crap.  Now she said she is not married.

Yep  40 pages now.  no prob
Link Posted: 1/9/2006 12:28:52 PM EDT
[#27]


"Two strawberry snaps up, in a circle!"

Link Posted: 1/9/2006 12:30:00 PM EDT
[#28]

Quoted:
Hi Strawberry Snaps....

3 words.

Women
Shooters
Forum.

Go there.   Come to the light. heh heh.

Sounds like you've got a keeper.  Don't pay attention to the poo flinging knuckle dragging apes here....deep, deep down, they're really, um, really, ...well.....

ok.  They're just men.  hug.gif



I decided that i would get more of a response here.  
Link Posted: 1/9/2006 12:30:51 PM EDT
[#29]

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I decided that i would get more of a response here.  



Do ya think???
Link Posted: 1/9/2006 12:31:34 PM EDT
[#30]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Hi Strawberry Snaps....

3 words.

Women
Shooters
Forum.

Go there.   Come to the light. heh heh.

Sounds like you've got a keeper.  Don't pay attention to the poo flinging knuckle dragging apes here....deep, deep down, they're really, um, really, ...well.....

ok.  They're just men.  



I decided that i would get more of a response here.  



Ahh...

Following the "I bet my leg won't be numb after I smack it with a hammer" path, I see


Link Posted: 1/9/2006 12:33:37 PM EDT
[#31]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Hi Strawberry Snaps....

3 words.

Women
Shooters
Forum.

Go there.   Come to the light. heh heh.

Sounds like you've got a keeper.  Don't pay attention to the poo flinging knuckle dragging apes here....deep, deep down, they're really, um, really, ...well.....

ok.  They're just men.  



I decided that i would get more of a response here.  



And you were right on the ball.

When you've had enough...feel free to come over.
Link Posted: 1/9/2006 12:33:38 PM EDT
[#32]
What does a ring on my finger have to do with any of this?
Link Posted: 1/9/2006 12:35:02 PM EDT
[#33]

Quoted:
What does a ring on my finger have to do with any of this?



Cuz..all the good behavior stops when your  hooked.
Link Posted: 1/9/2006 12:35:15 PM EDT
[#34]

Quoted:
What does a ring on my finger have to do with any of this?



It means us poo dragging knuckle throwing hominids have someone new to make up stories about

Link Posted: 1/9/2006 12:35:49 PM EDT
[#35]
Clean_Cut rides again!
Link Posted: 1/9/2006 12:36:13 PM EDT
[#36]

Quoted:

Quoted:
What does a ring on my finger have to do with any of this?



Cuz..all the good behavior stops when your  hooked.



Especially after the wedding cake's been consumed.....
Link Posted: 1/9/2006 12:36:31 PM EDT
[#37]

Quoted:
Clean_Cut rides again!



my thoughts exactly.

Link Posted: 1/9/2006 12:38:21 PM EDT
[#38]
I an going to go ahead and say it,

I CALL THE FIRST DATE WITH STRAWBERRY_SNAPS

and only if its ok with you, honey!
Link Posted: 1/9/2006 12:40:24 PM EDT
[#39]

Quoted:
I an going to go ahead and say it,

I CALL THE FIRST DATE WITH STRAWBERRY_SNAPS

and only if its ok with you, honey!





Quoted:
Clean_Cut rides again!





uhhh....ok
Link Posted: 1/9/2006 12:42:13 PM EDT
[#40]
what makes you think that i need/ want a date?
Link Posted: 1/9/2006 12:43:28 PM EDT
[#41]
WTF is going on here...is this an auction house?


Im lost.....



-HS
Link Posted: 1/9/2006 12:43:48 PM EDT
[#42]
Hi Clean_Cut.  
Link Posted: 1/9/2006 12:43:59 PM EDT
[#43]

Quoted:

Quoted:
I an going to go ahead and say it,

I CALL THE FIRST DATE WITH STRAWBERRY_SNAPS

and only if its ok with you, honey!





Quoted:
Clean_Cut rides again!





uhhh....ok



Link Posted: 1/9/2006 12:44:02 PM EDT
[#44]

Quoted:
I an going to go ahead and say it,

I CALL THE FIRST DATE WITH STRAWBERRY_SNAPS

and only if its ok with you, honey!



meet me at the camp out in SHNF!  Check the survival forum for details!
Link Posted: 1/9/2006 12:46:39 PM EDT
[#45]
Get in the kitchen and make your man a sammich!
Link Posted: 1/9/2006 12:50:27 PM EDT
[#46]

Quoted:
Get in the kitchen and make your man a sammich!



thats right! I like wheat bread with jalapeno turkey, colby jack cheese, and heinz 57 sauce!


snap to it!
that is, if you were here with me right now.
Link Posted: 1/9/2006 12:52:46 PM EDT
[#47]
Link Posted: 1/9/2006 12:54:07 PM EDT
[#48]
TT anyone?
Link Posted: 1/9/2006 12:56:22 PM EDT
[#49]

Quoted:

Quoted:

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Aww, when did you get an account at Arfcom, sweetie?

PS you're in MI, not TX.  



What does MI mean.  Im in Texas!



Only my wife could know that stuff about me, and you are in MI. And I think it's cute that you're playing coy.

p.s. I'm down with chicken for dinner tonight.



I know im not wearing a ring from any man on my finger right now, so you wont be getting that chicken for dinner tonight.  



OK now I know for sure you're not my wife: I've iced her up pretty good over the years and she doesn't sass me like that.
Link Posted: 1/9/2006 12:56:48 PM EDT
[#50]
Im not one of women that are demanded around too easily.  

im a bit fiestier than most.  h!
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