And a Texas Sheriff in [i]Switchback[/i]...
And a Judge in [i]Murder in the First[/i]...
And the ghost-DI of the graveyard in some damn ghost-type movie with Michael J. Fox...
And he's been in a [i]Tales from the Crypt[/i] episode or two...
[i]"That you, John Wayne? Is this me?"[/i]
[b]"Who said that?!? Who dah f*** said that?!?! Who's the slimey little communist sh!t twinkle toed c*ck-sucker down here who just signed his own death warrant?!?!?! Nobody, huh?! The fairy-f***ing godmother said it! I'll f***ing stomp you!!! I'll PT you all until your a**holes are sucking buttermilk!!! Was it you, you scroungy little f***, HUH?!?!"[/b]
"Sir, no, sir!"
[b]"You little piece of sh!t, you look like a f***ing worm! I'll bet it was you!!!'[/b]
"Sir, no, sir!
[i]"Sir, I said it, sir!"[/i]
[b]"Well... No sh!t. What've we got here? A f***ing comedian. Private Joker. Hell, I like you. You can come over to my house and f*** my sister!"[/b]
[THUMP!]
[b]"You little scum-bag! I've got your name! I've got your ass! You will not laugh! You will not cry! You will learn by the numbers! I will teach you! Now get up! Get on your feet!"[/b]
[b]"Private Joker, why did you join my beloved corp?[/b]
[i]"Sir, to kill, sir!"[/i]
[b]"So you're a killer!"[/b]
[i]"Sir, yes, sir!"[/i]
[b]"Lemme see your war face!"[/b]
[i]"Sir?"[/i]
[b]"You gotta war face? 'AHHHHHHHHH!!!!', that's a war face! Now lemme see your war face!"[/b]
[i]"Ahhhhhhhh!"[/i]
[b]"Bullsh!t! You didn't convince me! Now lemme see your rear war face!"[/b]
[i]"Ahhhhhhhh!!!!"[/b]
[b]"You don't scare me! Work on it!"[/b]
[i]"Sir, yes, sir!"[/i]