True story:
One of my backpacking buddies' told me that his brother was a SEAL. I had never met him. My friend was also former Navy as were his friends, his father, uncles, etc...
Anyhoo, some months later, this really FAT lard type ass showed up to the local range on a Kawasaki 650 dual sport bike.
He shot his 45 and CAR-15 a little bit. I mentioned that it was cool that his CAR-15 fit in his backpack and he could just motor down when ever he wanted. He went on that they used those motorcycles when he was in the SEALs, and that was a standard way to get around where ever they were stationed.
My BS meter was going off big time.
Anyhoo, some time after that, I was at said friend's apartment when the large individual of gun range fame walks in. It was my friends' brother
We were introduced, he recognized me, I recognized him... Remembering our previous conversation about out mutual interests in Ars and dual sport motorcycles, he goes into his room and returns with a photo album. Pictures from all over the world alot of him on a militarized KLR650 with a CAR-15 slung over his shoulder.
BTW, he likes beef jerkey too.