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Posted: 1/5/2006 9:47:22 AM EDT

"My gamer fragged your honor role student"

Posted: 1/5/2006 9:49:24 AM EDT

[#1]

My favorite has always been

"Who cares if your kid is an honor student...YOU'RE still an idiot"

Posted: 1/5/2006 9:51:27 AM EDT

[#2]

"Why can't I be rich instead of being well hung?"

Posted: 1/5/2006 9:52:09 AM EDT

[#3]

"My son banged your honor student, and your son loved it"

Posted: 1/5/2006 9:52:45 AM EDT

[#4]

Best one I saw lately was "Last Carjacker Still In Trunk" over near detroit.

Posted: 1/5/2006 9:53:19 AM EDT

[#5]

I've seen:

My Doberman Ate Your Honor Student.

My Labrador Retriever Is Smarter Than Your Honor Student.

and I heard Neal Boortz say he'd like to see one that says:

Your Child Is An Honor Student In A Government School? So What!

Posted: 1/5/2006 9:53:58 AM EDT

[#6]

"Animals Taste Good"

I got this one to piss off the PETA tpyes on campus

Posted: 1/5/2006 9:57:00 AM EDT

[#7]

3 of my favorites:

- "I only do what the voices in my head tell me"
- "Don't laugh at my car old man, your daughter might be in here"
- "I'm not tailgaiting, I'm drafting"

Posted: 1/5/2006 9:59:25 AM EDT

[#8]

Silence is golden,
But Ducktape is silver.

Posted: 1/5/2006 10:00:47 AM EDT

[#9]

My kid can kick your honor student's ass!

Posted: 1/5/2006 10:02:48 AM EDT

[#10]

[Peggy Hill] Well MY son is God to billions of Asians!!! [/Peggy Hill]

Posted: 1/5/2006 10:03:55 AM EDT

[#11]

There is plenty of room for all of God's creatures.........Right next to the mashed potatoes!

Posted: 1/5/2006 10:05:35 AM EDT

[#12]

"Keep honking, I'm reloading"

"Ban low-performance drivers, not high-performance cars"

"First Hilary, now us"

Posted: 1/5/2006 10:12:12 AM EDT

[#13]

As seen on the back of my Ram before my "oval" RKBA and 556 stickers from LLE

Posted: 1/5/2006 10:13:12 AM EDT

[#14]

Give war a chance

Posted: 1/5/2006 10:18:27 AM EDT

[#15]

on the rear bumper:

THIS SIDE TOWARD SECOND PLACE

you saw it here first, I do believe I came up with it

Posted: 1/5/2006 10:18:54 AM EDT

[#16]

Pray for War..........Kill for Peace

Posted: 1/5/2006 10:19:09 AM EDT

[#17]

"None of this would have happened if we had picked our own cotton." (Think about it carefully...)

"Sorry I haven't called lately, mom. I've been busy practicing witchcraft and becoming a lesbian."

Posted: 1/5/2006 10:19:49 AM EDT

[#18]

Quoted:
As seen on the back of my Ram before my "oval" RKBA and 556 stickers from LLE

img.photobucket.com/albums/v70/ZakkWylde470/after.jpg

BWAHAHAHA!

Where can I get one?

Posted: 1/5/2006 10:21:23 AM EDT

[#19]

"Visit Andersonville, GA: The South's Original Tourist Trap"

Posted: 1/5/2006 10:22:03 AM EDT

[#20]

Quoted:
"My gamer fragged your honor ~~role~~ roll student"

Fixed it for you

Posted: 1/5/2006 10:23:50 AM EDT

[#21]

Quoted:
[Peggy Hill] Well MY son is God to billions of Asians!!! [/Peggy Hill]

I must be getting stupid, I don't get it.

Posted: 1/5/2006 10:26:34 AM EDT

[#22]

Quoted:

...and I heard Neal Boortz say he'd like to see one that says:

Your Child Is An Honor Student In A Government School? So What!

I like that one!

Posted: 1/5/2006 10:32:01 AM EDT

[#23]

Quoted:
"None of this would have happened if we had picked our own cotton." (Think about it carefully...)

"Sorry I haven't called lately, mom. I've been busy practicing witchcraft and becoming a lesbian."

Doh!!!

Posted: 1/5/2006 10:34:21 AM EDT

[#24]

my favorit i had made

i "heart" justifiable homicide

Posted: 1/5/2006 10:34:39 AM EDT

[#25]

<<< Passing Side ----------- Suicide >>>

Posted: 1/5/2006 10:39:56 AM EDT

[#26]

Quoted:
"Visit Andersonville, GA: The South's Original Tourist Trap"

That's freaking hilarious. I bet a lot of people won't get it.

Posted: 1/5/2006 10:43:11 AM EDT

[#27]

"Go ahead and laugh, mines paid for"
"My truck can run over your truck"

"My gamer fragged your honor role student" -thats great

Posted: 1/5/2006 10:45:12 AM EDT

[#28]

Quoted:
"Visit Andersonville, GA: The South's Original Tourist Trap"

That is fantastic. I'd buy that one if I saw it.

Posted: 1/5/2006 10:47:34 AM EDT

[#29]

Quoted:
"Go ahead and laugh, mines paid for"

Along the same lines, I saw an old Ford pickup, some rust... well used truck- WORK truck. It had a sticker in the rear window that read:

What the Hell, it Runs.

LOL. So true!

Posted: 1/5/2006 10:49:08 AM EDT

[#30]

Not technically a bumper sticker, but I saw this last month and took a phone pic because I loved it.

Posted: 1/5/2006 10:49:54 AM EDT

[#31]

"If animals weren't meant to be eaten...
How come they're made outta MEAT?"

Posted: 1/5/2006 10:51:20 AM EDT

[#32]

I laughed at:

"Imagine Whirled Peas"

and

"Dip me in honey and feed me to the Lesbians"

Posted: 1/5/2006 10:52:19 AM EDT

[#33]

People Eating Tasty Animals!

Posted: 1/5/2006 10:55:35 AM EDT

[#34]

"To hell with your honor student, my kids RODEO"

Saw it up in Globe, AZ.

Posted: 1/5/2006 10:55:56 AM EDT

[#35]

Saw this one in London:

Keep England Beautiful
Take Your Trash to Wales

Posted: 1/5/2006 11:03:47 AM EDT

[#36]

I was going to go to work today, but the voices in my head told me to stay home and clean the guns

Seen on a p/u truck w/cap, MA plates.

Posted: 1/5/2006 11:04:53 AM EDT

[#37]

Quoted:
Quoted:
"Visit Andersonville, GA: The South's Original Tourist Trap"

That is fantastic. I'd buy that one if I saw it.

So would I, for a friend of mine who's a Civil War reenactor......

Posted: 1/5/2006 11:07:15 AM EDT

[#38]

Quoted:
Saw this one in London:

Keep England Beautiful
Take Your Trash to Wales

Seen in a shop on a transport cafe (truck stop) on the Scottish-English border:

Keep Scotland Tidy-Throw All Your Trash in England!

Posted: 1/5/2006 11:17:41 AM EDT

[#39]

Visualize Whirled Peas

Posted: 1/5/2006 11:24:16 AM EDT

[#40]

During the Clinton years: "My president had sex with your honor student"

Posted: 1/5/2006 12:23:46 PM EDT

[#41]

Personal Favorite

"Socialism is dead, But Washington wants to give it another try"

Posted: 1/5/2006 12:39:25 PM EDT

[#42]

Quoted:
Quoted:
As seen on the back of my Ram before my "oval" RKBA and 556 stickers from LLE

img.photobucket.com/albums/v70/ZakkWylde470/after.jpg

BWAHAHAHA!

Where can I get one?

www.bumperart.com/

It was a custom made sticker, but I don't know if they do that anymore.

ETA: They still do, but you have to register for a free account first.

Posted: 1/5/2006 12:48:40 PM EDT

[#43]

Quoted:
"If animals weren't meant to be eaten...
How come they're made outta MEAT?"

My favorite so far!

Posted: 1/5/2006 1:21:12 PM EDT

[#44]

Quoted:
As seen on the back of my Ram before my "oval" RKBA and 556 stickers from LLE

img.photobucket.com/albums/v70/ZakkWylde470/after.jpg

Thats great! I wonder how the libs would like that on my pickup.

Posted: 1/5/2006 1:27:00 PM EDT

[#45]

Saw this on a license plate holder in Anchorage:
"Fat girls don't get kidnapped"

And my personal favorite bumper sticker, ever:
"Alaska, our state is bigger than yours"

And one I have, but haven't put on yet: