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Posted: 1/4/2006 3:57:44 PM EDT
Link Posted: 1/4/2006 4:09:09 PM EDT
[#1]
Poor Norway.  Trouble is, all the REAL vikings left ages ago to come to the new world and fight the true enemy - the Green Bay Packers.

Link Posted: 1/4/2006 4:31:25 PM EDT
[#2]
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Link Posted: 1/4/2006 4:36:48 PM EDT
[#3]
Camo and Running shoes.  +1
Link Posted: 1/4/2006 4:51:10 PM EDT
[#4]
i have that sword, cheap but fun.


used some brownells oxyblue whatever to get rid of the hideous chromed look though.
Link Posted: 1/4/2006 11:19:57 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 1/5/2006 12:08:15 AM EDT
[#6]
My friend went to Oslo for her masters in Scandinavian Mythology

Anyhoo, I kept in touch with her, she talked about all the African refugees and how she was going to sublet her apartment to some Ethiopians while she went to Turkey to teach.  I advised her to get it all from them up front.  She didn't, they totally screwed her.  She had to pay for about three months of their back rent.  I guess they have really lenient eviction laws in Norway, and you can just surf apartments like that.
Link Posted: 1/5/2006 12:13:20 AM EDT
[#7]

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No the vikings are still there, they avoid Oslo.

Here is my cousin from Norway who took a hog in florida with a viking sword on his last trip.


i3.photobucket.com/albums/y96/norge1956/pitahog.jpg




Die infidel Pig!

ANdy



That is hard core!!!!!

Valhalla, I am coming!
Link Posted: 1/5/2006 1:02:12 AM EDT
[#8]
Link Posted: 1/5/2006 4:42:46 AM EDT
[#9]
That was great
Link Posted: 1/5/2006 5:10:15 AM EDT
[#10]




Aaaaaaaaaaaa-ah!!  




Link Posted: 1/5/2006 5:35:05 AM EDT
[#11]
Useful phrases:

Du er vakker.

Jeg er glad i deg.

Jeg vil være din kjæreste.

Kan jeg få en øl?



(Vikings are the only thing that scares Chuck Norris)



Link Posted: 1/5/2006 8:09:36 AM EDT
[#12]

a camel farm that might start with 10-20 of the humped animals.


As the old joke goes, one hump or two?
Link Posted: 1/5/2006 8:14:36 AM EDT
[#13]

Quoted:
No the vikings are still there, they avoid Oslo.

Here is my cousin from Norway who took a hog in florida with a viking sword on his last trip.


i3.photobucket.com/albums/y96/norge1956/pitahog.jpg



how .. do you hunt pigs with swords? (and why???)
Link Posted: 1/5/2006 8:36:00 AM EDT
[#14]

Quoted:

Quoted:

Quoted:

Quoted:
No the vikings are still there, they avoid Oslo.

Here is my cousin from Norway who took a hog in florida with a viking sword on his last trip.


i3.photobucket.com/albums/y96/norge1956/pitahog.jpg




Die infidel Pig!

ANdy



That is hard core!!!!!

Valhalla, I am coming!




As per your request!

Viking Kittens!



Camel farmers in Norway and Viking Kittens on the way to Valhalla in one post.  You definitely deliver the surreal!
Link Posted: 1/5/2006 9:17:35 AM EDT
[#15]
Gee thanks for brightening up my day! Now i know that one day the land of my ancesters will be known as Norge-a-stan!......................................... FUCK!
Link Posted: 1/6/2006 1:45:35 PM EDT
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