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Posted: 1/4/2006 1:25:00 PM EDT
See what happens when you become a nation of wusses. Even the French are too tough for you.
Britons too flabby for French Foreign Legion LONDON, Jan 2 (AFP) - British recruits are failing the tough physical tests required to join France's Foreign Legion, a spokesman for the volunteer armed force said in a newspaper article here Monday. According to figures published in the Daily Mail, there are currently just dozens of British Legionnaires compared to several hundreds in the 1930s. "There has been a sharp decline in the number of British getting through basic training," the Legion spokesman said. "While British men may be impressed by the romance of the legion, their physical condition leaves much to be desired and they are seldom mentally strong." The Daily Mail reported that the Legion, created in the 19th century to support a French war in Algeria, now found its foreign recruits mainly in the former Soviet bloc. |
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bahahahahahahaha
Not mentally strong enough to join the French army gotta be sign #876 of the decline of civilization. Actually the foreign Legion are tough bastids, but still. |
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The Legion is NOT THE PHRENCH ARMY
they are MERCS made up from over 110 countries. Dont knock our only allie... the Phrench are the ultimate pussies. |
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Our only ally? Ummm, no... My contribution to this thread is that the Famas is better than the British POS...carry on... |
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Aye the FAMAS, unlike the L85A1, can stand up to the rigourious drop tests the French army requires |
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Who would you add to the list.. Romania? Bulgaria? We can always rely on the BRITS, Cant say the same for the phrench |
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When Japan gets their army of Asimos up and running I'd rather be on their side... |
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If Luxemborg ever invades, the French Army probably will drop them...but the Legion won't... |
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Some comments are amazing. Britain stands by the US more than any other country in the world, but there is almost a daily Brit bash on arfcom GD. [:
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The French Foreign Legion is actually well known for it's tough standards.......
keep in mind this is not the french army this is a mercenary force composed mostly of foreigners....... |
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Yes...that is true...us Americans generally don't like left leaning Sociliast countries... |
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Agreed. Long live the Anglosphere! I'm willing to bet that the average American teen is just as fat and soft as the average British kid. There's probably just a higher percentage of them running away to join the Foreign Legion because most American teens can't find France on a map, much less know anything about the Legion. |
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I personally could give an airborne shit how the citizens of a foreign democracy choose to structure their economy and government. It doesn't concern me and I'm a fan of self-determination. I'm far more worried about whether or not they'll help us kill Iraqis or contain the commies. |
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As much as I hate the French people and their government, the facts are that the French had a battalion in Afghanistan to assist us. They accorded themselves quite well and were actually highly regarded. It was not a Foreign Legion unit.
My source is an O6 who was involved in the international operations side of the house for the Army. It shocked the shit out of me too. |
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Agreed. It got old a long time ago. |
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That is the same logic that sided us with Uncle Joe Stalin... |
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The statement is meaningless. Yes the Legion is tougher and made up of mercs. BUT you have to realize first that right now they are probably getting recruits that cannot make it into the British forces (since they are at war) and who do not otherwise qualify for any of the NGOs operating in Iraq and Afghanistan (who pay much more). So if they are only getting 3rd and 4th tier recruits, it only makes sense that they wouldn't be up to snuff. That's like saying Americans are dumb based on only the applicants to community colleges while ignoring the top tier schools.
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What, the Brits could'nt run backwards fast enough and throw their hands up in a speedy manner?
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Andy, noone loves the british (especially the women) more than me.
But I make fun of everyone, even their guns |
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We can always rely on the Brits. I have utmost respect for them.
Maybe the phrench can build some more underground fortresses and hide for when the muslim populis takes them over. |
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Here, here! Andy is right, seems like there's always someone bashing the only friends we have. British boys are fighting and dying in afganistan and Iraq so why don't you guys grow up. |
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Really? Then why are you against Islamic Fundamentalism and Communism? If people choose that, who are you to say otherwise? |
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How long did it take "Schneller Heinz" to go through France and how many years did the French suck German dick? I forgot, who did the British surrender to...? |
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Does anyone think that the Brits are markedly less fit than Americans on average?? |
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Uh... Back to the foreign legion. Who's interests do they serve?
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Hitler thought the Brits were wusses too, but who kick the Luftwaffe's ass? Who kicked Rommel's ass in North Africa? It's never wise to underestimate our friends the Brits. |
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Any real Brit soldier is just like any real American soldier, I bet the good ones defend their own nation (and rightfully to the aid of the other) and the ones that suck try to become mercs.
YMMV |
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There is a reason people leave their own countries during war time and attempt to join others. It is NOT because they are the baddest motherfuckers on the block.
It usually is because they (a) can't get into their own countries' military, (b) they are afraid to actually go to war and seek service in a country that is not currently at war, or (c) they are disloyal shitbags who would rather serve another country than their own. None of these options make for good recruits. |
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Translation: They couldn't (wouldn't) raise their arms up high enough. Seriously, if anyone had read "Mouthful of Rocks" you'd know what kind of losers they are talking about. |
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It seems to be a thing that the Legion recruits from whatever place kinda sucks at the time. Right now supposedly the Legion gets a lot of people from the Balkans. Post WW2, it was Germans.
England doesn't suck, to live there that is. So from there the FFL will get a few people who are badass, and a lot of people who think the Legion is going to be some kind of romantic adventure, with forts in the desert and all that shit. Which it isn't.
People in fucked up places in Africa tend to not be afraid of anybody. They're afraid of the Legion. There's a reason for this. The Legion would be high on my "don't fuck with these people" list. |
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Some comments are amazing. Britain stands by the US more than any other country in the world, but there is almost a daily Brit bash on arfcom GD. [:
eh, don't take it personal. Brothers and cousins fight and tease, always have, and always will. Despite the socialist evils that torment you (and sadly, us), we know where the Brits stand, and alway have (well, since 1812 anyways...), and always will. Along side what is right, and right beside us. |
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That guy in the brown shirt has gone beyond a second chin, I think he has a second pair of tits growing. |
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But bashing Canadians is still in style! |
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I'd say that the Brits have accounted quite well for themselves.
(There's a reason why we enjoy having them fight side-by-side with us, ya know) |
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I'm always amazed by reaction to the word "France'.
Americans seem to be unable to understand a difference between the French as a people, and the French government. The French government is a reflection of the political aspirations of the people of Paris. For simplicity's sake, just think of Paris as a different country, that is filled with (insert your favorite french insults here). If they find that you're American in Normandy, though... just *try* paying for your own drinks. |
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I've been to Paris several times, and every parisian I saw had 2 assholes, one on top and one on the bottom. There is a reason their auto headlights are yellow. The people outside paris were quite nice, but the food still sucked................ |
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I dislike the british because of their insistance in disarming their citizens and their total lack of regard for the private citizens lives.
I don't care if they come to our aid. It's token anyway. If they didn't come we'd still be winning. So SCREW them. Untill they get their head out of their asses regarding their right to protect themselves. |
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Hey listen to this:
I have worked with the Brits, the Canadians and yes even the French in Afghanistan and they were all motivated, well trained and professional soldiers. Can you believe it! Some of you arm chair commandos are freaking morons.......... |
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Those two groups have the unpleasant tendancy to export their ideologies to the rest of the world. |
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You are a moron who has probably done nothing and gone nowhere. Least of all with the armed forces of ANY country. I would buy the lowest French Army private a beer before I would piss on you if you were on fire. Eat shit Troll. |
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+1 |
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There are plenty of Brits who wish their Govt would kindly remove it's collective head from it's ass concerning firearm laws. I'm sure some post here. |
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+2 and add some wine onto that beer and then going out looking for mademoiselles after. |
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